• Assassin's Creed II Includes A Sex Scene
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Encouraging, maybe we're getting closer to breaking the sex and video games stigma. We certainly seem to have no problem with sex on TV.
Awwww yeaaaaah
:f5:.............:fappery:...........:ninja:
Oh, goodie. I shoud've suspected this as soon as I heard the word "Prostitute." [editline]10:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Flon22;18393637]It's for added realism. He is Italian after all ;)[/QUOTE] Maybe later, he'll sing opera...
in other news activision has made infinity ward do a sex scene for modern warfare 3
Lol. My friends getting this and I don't think his parents would be too happy with this. Mainly because they are dont like swearing and violence, but they might draw the line at sex minigames
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;18413426]Lol. My friends getting this and I don't think his parents would be too happy with this. Mainly because they are dont like swearing and violence, but they might draw the line at sex minigames[/QUOTE] Well what's letting his parents know there's a sex scene?
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18413781]Well what's letting his parents know there's a sex scene?[/QUOTE] Me. But not really, I wouldnt do that and ruin the moment when it happens and his parents see it when he's playing it REALLY! loudly.
I remember when I was playing God of War, second stage at the sex scene. I was tapping the buttons like a maniac and my dad just came in and shrugged "Continue.", and then left.
PRESS B TO GET FUNKY I don't really see a point in putting this kind of stuff in as a minigame. It made sense in Mass Effect, but now if you fuck up and press the wrong button, it just becomes a pain in the ass to complete if you're so incompetent that you can't do those kinds of things.
If i press the wrong button, will i ejaculate prematurely?
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;18420404]If i press the wrong button, will i ejaculate prematurely?[/QUOTE] You'll have little Ezio's 9 months later.
Left Trigger Right Trigger Left Trigger Right Trigger Left Trigger . . .
[QUOTE=LasPlagas;18402182]Imagine if Fallout had sex scenes, and the length you last depends on your Endurance stat. "Endurance stands for how long I can fight! Or how long I fuck at night!"[/QUOTE] Ugh, I'd puke considering the so-called "women" of that game.
Maybe they put it in as a minigame so people will be too busy pressing buttons to jerk off.
i quote: "Nothing too explicit, so leave your pants on." Too late. [editline]07:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;18388754]It should be realistic, 20 seconds of pushing X to thrust, 10 seconds of the main character orgasming way too early by mashing A, 5 minutes to awkwardly say nothing, then 5 seconds to explain "that never happened to me before. Then a very complicated minigame where you must generate as many tears as possible by following quick time events.[/QUOTE] i wish the GOW Sex Scene was like that..
Altair's gunna be pissed.
I wanna pull out my analog stick to this..
Seriously who gives a fuck? People making a big thing out of sex scenes in games is contributing to why we can't get the same ratings and treatment that movies get.
So Desmond is in the Animus screwing loads of women (by the review over at GT it seems it isn't a once-per-game thing) while Lucy is a metre away monitoring everything? Quite awkward.
If it is a quick time event, that is kind of funny. But I don't get why some people act all crazy over it. It's just part of the story.
Desmond's going to wake up to an embarassing surprise...
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