[B]The Hobbit[/B]! Now that is a true badass.
[img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/mogurito/Sierra_Hobbit_PC.jpg[/img]
Red Steel 2, even though it isn't out yet.
deus ex maybe... i dunno
[QUOTE=Caps lock;18524077]Assasin's Creed Two. What other game lets you leap off a fucking building and stab two people in the face as they break your fall?[/QUOTE]
Prototype, minus the stabbing and replace it with drop kicking.
Its like Assassins Creed 2 mixed with Chuck Norris! :black101:
[QUOTE=Jake4545;18528775]Prototype, minus the stabbing and replace it with drop kicking.
Its like Assassins Creed 2 mixed with Chuck Norris! :black101:[/QUOTE]
...And repetitive as hell missions based on "CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME".
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;18508376]Red Faction: Guerrilla. Enemies are challenging and intelligent[/QUOTE]
I just choked on my food, great joke.
Call of duty: mw2 at the end..!!
[sp]take's a fucking knife out of your chest. and throw's it at some dude's face!![/sp]
Arkham Asylum.
Dragon Age: Origins. You can be just as badass as you want to be. Also, Duke Nukem.
Kingdom of Loathing
You beat zmobies up with swords made of asbestos, disco balls, disco dancing, and pasta.
[QUOTE=smurfy;18508669]y[/QUOTE]
and you joined 2 years ago? Do you not know how to spell? Or know that you seem retarded?
But, back to the topic at hand, Every Hitman Game, with certain Oblivion characters you can feel badass.
Dark messiah
shoot a punk goblin in the face with a bow from half a mile away, cut one rope and make the bridge his friend is standing on collapse and fall into an abyss, take out a knife and cut their orc boss's throath, shock the water and electrocute a fuckin huge giant, shoot ice and make an army slip down stair, and to top it off, kick someone balls first onto a spiked plank and watch the skewer and bleed. BAD ASS
Dwarf Fortress.
My character in Oblivion is pretty badass, I make an alter of deer corpses, bring that crazy fan that follows you everywhere, and make him stand in the deer alter, then I set him on fire until he dies.
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Sometimes I invade a small town and murder everyone in it, I go to the towns fruit/vegetable growing field, and line up the dead bodies in row from tallest to shortest, and from female to male in hopes to grow more of that type of person.
All your squads in Dawn of War II.
The assault marines are basically human howitzers!
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18543169]All your squads in Dawn of War II.
The assault marines are basically human howitzers![/QUOTE]
I think you mean,
[B]SQUAD BROKEN!!![/B]
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[QUOTE=ThePuska;18524248]Toribash
I'm like, tearing people apart and accidentally kicking them so hard that my own leg comes flying off[/QUOTE]
I accidently ripped my own arm by accident.
Whoops.
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;18515733]Halo, in the sense that your enemies cower in fear when you approach.[/QUOTE]
No shit. This was the first game I thought of when I read the post. The marines are all like "Oh snap! Is that a Spartan?" and "Look! It's Master Chief!" and "Wow, he's taller than I expected!"
And I love when the grunts run away in fear.
[QUOTE=Adbor;18509473][img]http://www.blog.bartoszkoplin.pl/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/max_payne3_rumor.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Thank you, sir.
Now I have the urge to play Max Payne again.
Fallout 3
I just pull out my combat shotgun and shoot people in the goddamn head and their whole fucking body explodes into goddamn smithereens.
Dragon Age: Origins
*Finds a badly wounded guy on the floor*
Alistar: Don't you think we should help him?
Me: We haven't got time for this...
Alistar: We can't just leave him here!
Me: *Slits the wounded guys throat* Look he's already dead, now shut up and do what I say.
There's lots of choices like that in the game.
Jets 'n' Guns.
Everyone and everything in your way will eventually succumb to your superior bullet rape density.
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;18507814]Prototype
Crysis
Max Payne[/QUOTE]
Only things I would agree with in this thread are these 3.
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and maybe hitman
Borderlands. Take on enemies 4-5 levels below yours and you can rambo the shit out of them in seconds.
Mw2
It's already been said, but FEAR. The phrases that the enemies shout make you feel invincible, and slide kicking into some guy only to pop up behind him and blast his buddy in the face with a shotgun all in slow motion just feels badass.
God of war
[QUOTE=laserpanda;18523455]Wheelman.
Jump 300 feet into a car in front of you while moving at 100 mph on a busy street, then spin around and wipe out an entire police department with your pistol, then keep driving like nothing happened.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6bZRODCAE&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Jesus, I thought you were exaggerating until I watched the video. That looks intense.
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