[QUOTE=Azaer;28060279]Anyone else getting the feeling that Kassadin is going to be FotM soon or is he just becoming the new FP favorite?[/QUOTE]
He's a FP fave and a regular first pick / first ban on EU side
What? I haven't seen anyone talk about him until that guy said RQE.
I did just play him but only once.
[QUOTE=Dwragon82997;28060496]What? I haven't seen anyone talk about him until that guy said RQE.
I did just play him but only once.[/QUOTE]
There's been some [b]F[/b]a[b]P[/b]ping to Kass in this thread for awhile now.
Idea:
Write a Kass and Soraka slash fic.
Post on FP
??????
Profit
It's Soraka if anybody.
soraka FP fotm needs nerfs hueheu
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that heal is so OP
[editline]14th February 2011[/editline]
actually to be honest she is getting nerfed (she doesn't actually need it) because of the weakening of CDR items
[QUOTE=suppertime;28060522]There's been some [b]F[/b]a[b]P[/b]ping to Kass in this thread for awhile now.
Idea:
Write a Kass and Soraka slash fic.
Post on FP
??????
Profit[/QUOTE]
Fuck the introduction, let's get straight to the porn.
Soraka was busy in the locker room. She'd never been able to change in front of other girls, especially since the whole horn incident. No one likes a girl with a horn. So she waited, day after day, until the other girls had left the locker room, before she finally crept out of hiding and shed her clothes.
"I really need to stop getting into the middle of teamfights," she thought to herself as she wiped blood off of her horn. "That blood gets everywhere and it really clashes with my skin." She rubbed herself down, being extra sensitive around her hooves and tail. Her feet had never felt okay after the transformation, WHICH IS WHY SHE'S SO FUCKING SLOW ON THE FIELD ALJDH:HF:OEWH:FOHEW
She started thinking about the match and all the talk between the teams after the match was over. "I can't believe that Kassadin wanted me to get an Impaler. Why would I EVER need that?" she muttered to herself.
"I can think of a couple reasons you'd like an impaler."
Soraka stiffened, her ankle/foot/hoof/whatever the fuck it is hair standing up. She turned around and yelped involuntarily when she saw Kassadin behind her.
"You know," he rasped through his helmet thing, "I'm always ignored by healers. Why is that?" He floated towards her menacingly, shedding his robes as he continued his approach. To Soraka's surprise and horror, there wasn't really anything wrong with him except he was a tad pale from lack of sunlight.
"You're an assassin," she rasped. He grabbed her waist and pulled her close. "You're not supposed to get close to the action!"
"Well, I'd say I'm pretty close to the action right about now." He massaged her woman/horse parts gently. Soraka's nipples and horn both became erect. "Now, baby, what do you say we Riftwalk right out of here and I'll give you a little Force Pulse action, eh?"
"I DO NOT WISH THIS, SIR." She shouted as he massaged her bizarre anatomy. He tugged at one of her tail bindings. It came undone, releasing her assfro. She blushed, which resulted in a weird purple color. Unfortunately, purple is Kass' favorite color, so it really didn't hinder him from taking his next several actions.
He threw her upon the locker room floor, enjoying her squeals as the steam spread around them. He penetrated her again and again, thankful for his perseverance and magic penetration runes. Soraka silently cursed her choice of agility and fertility runes, wondering for the hundredth time why fertility runes even existed.
As Kassadin slowly went lower and lower upon Soraka's prone body, she involuntarily gasped as he infiltrated her nether regions. She moaned as he unleashed his ult upon her null sphere, accidentally whispering "Starcall" from the ecstasy. Immediately, stars rained from the ceiling.
Kassadin grunted and moaned through his helmet as he continued to thrust into her, his body forcibly pulsing (I WILL FIT THAT IN AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT, GODDAMMIT. THERE AREN'T MANY SUGGESTIVE SKILL NAMES). As both Kassadin and Soraka climaxed simultaneously, stars showered from the ceiling like a meteor storm and Kassadin briefly flashed out of existence. As Soraka recovered, Kassadin quickly Riftwalked out of the locker room, leaving Soraka on the floor of the locker room: dripping wet, naked, and horny. GET IT SHE HAS A FUCKING HORN.
WILL YOU LOVE ME NOW
Just tried Karma, went mid against Malz
I was doing fine with shield harass, but I couldn't net the kill most of the time because of her low range, maybe a flash ignite would help
Got this sweet kill when Malz commited by running into a bush and turning around with a R>Q>R>E
Her range is really small but she has low survivability (only decent close range caster is Swain), and her W is too situational
Maybe if it did damage on the tethered enemy then it would be more useful
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;28059696]I'm guessing you laned against Yi lol.[/QUOTE]
Correct. Me and Malph against Yi while Shaco was jungling. He was doing rather well at first, then he started bitching about his team and kept getting ganked. It seems like Yi and Irelia players have the worst attitudes, from my experience.
[QUOTE=DTkach;28061386]Correct. Me and Malph against Yi while Shaco was jungling. He was doing rather well at first, then he started bitching about his team and kept getting ganked. It seems like Yi and Irelia players have the worst attitudes, from my experience.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was Yi and Teemo players
Assfro.
God dammit.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;28061095]Fuck the introduction, let's get straight to the porn.
-snip-[/QUOTE]
Requesting Alistar/Soraka/Kassadin next
[QUOTE=Jund;28061131]Just tried Karma, went mid against Malz
I was doing fine with shield harass, but I couldn't net the kill most of the time because of her low range, maybe a flash ignite would help
Got this sweet kill when Malz commited by running into a bush and turning around with a R>Q>R>E
Her range is really small but she has low survivability (only decent close range caster is Swain), and her W is too situational
Maybe if it did damage on the tethered enemy then it would be more useful[/QUOTE]
FYI She's meant to be a support character. She's a crappy AP burster even though she can do it.
Her spells are fucking insane. I only played her once a week ago, but hell shes strong.
I had an Archangels, Rylais, and a Death Cap. Around 600 AP I think. All spells did +600 dmg in the tool tips. They are pretty hard to use. Q is easy. W you have to have an ally walk around them or use on a far away enemy. E you have to be in the thick of it and requires a Mantra.
Still lost.
Karma is the bomb!
So my new mains after much testing and playing:
Karma>Akali>Ezreal>Shen
Karma needs some base stat buffs imo...
Renek is sweet though.
New champs aren't so bad :D way to go riot :D
[QUOTE=suppertime;28061744]Karma needs some base stat buffs imo...
Renek is sweet though.
New champs aren't so bad :D way to go riot :D[/QUOTE]
God damn... Renekton at release and Renekton after his buff is such a huge difference. That is what happens when you nerf a champ based on a VIDEO. Karma is actually a good release champ thankfully.
Someone keep an eye out for the spotlight tonight. Gonna forget sometime.
[QUOTE=Dwragon82997;28061930]Someone keep an eye out for the spotlight tonight. Gonna forget sometime.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'll try my best to keep it out.
I don't think Karma is a good release champ...
I'll admit that Renekton was horrible but the buff... Night and day.
The Karma buff is going to be nice.
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Finally starting to get some good games.
Also first game as Ezreal, he's a beast.
Tried to get full Akali victory page. Failed at my sixth match. I crashed and when I got back in, my team fed. arrrgh.
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Finally starting to get some good games.
Also first game as Ezreal, he [b]was[/b] a beast.[/QUOTE]
Fixed. His nerfs hurt him hard.
Lots of people will say "Tiers are for queers", "every champ is viable", but his learning curve is pretty steep.
He only has one skill, a blink and an ulti so you better be damn good with his Q.
If you think he's beast try learning corki who's sort of simmilar.
[QUOTE=suppertime;28062243]Fixed. His nerfs hurt him hard.
Lots of people will say "Tiers are for queers", "every champ is viable", but his learning curve is pretty steep.
He only has one skill, a blink and an ulti so you better be damn good with his Q.
If you think he's beast try learning corki who's sort of simmilar.[/QUOTE]
He may have been nerfed, but he still beasts.
I did try Corki once when he was free, didn't really enjoy him, though his ultimate was pretty fun.
I still don't get Corki and have given up on trying to play him.
[QUOTE=xDrTran;28062286]He may have been nerfed, but he still beasts.
I did try Corki once when he was free, didn't really enjoy him, though his ultimate was pretty fun.[/QUOTE]
Well good luck. You've got some mountains to climb. Reginald still wrecks face with Ez so try and catch some streams he does if you want to see how the best solo Q player rolls face with Ez.
Yeah he's viable but you're way more item dependent than most carries and your base stats are kind of meh.
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[QUOTE=Banned?;28062295]I still don't get Corki and have given up on trying to play him.[/QUOTE]
Here's a simple flow chart.
Pushing:
Do you have lots of missiles?
If yes then use R to farm.
If no then use Q to farm.
Do you have lots of mana?
If yes then use Q to farm.
If no then use R to farm.
Poking:
R, left click champions
Rinse
Repeat.
Early Lane Harassing:
Use Q
Use W to escape
Be very careful, only commit to a kill if you're 100% sure you will get the kill.
Corki is
Get Manamune
Get Sheen
Spam Missiles.
i am master of corki.
Fire ze miss ziles!
F5ing for maokai is ruining my life
I see so many shit feeding Kassadins. How hard can it be to stay alive with a blink every few seconds. A blink every few minutes gets me out of 90% of ganks.
[QUOTE=MightyHaku;28062542]I see so many shit feeding Kassadins. How hard can it be to stay alive with a blink every few seconds. A blink every few minutes gets me out of 90% of ganks.[/QUOTE]
Three second blink. Juke all day.
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