S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Stalkers raving in the face of danger
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[QUOTE=croguy;22066400]I shot him with my TOZ-34 point blank and then turned around like James Bond and shot his bodyguard in the head with a pistol.
Then I stole his Striker/Eliminator/Protecta/whatever and killed everyone in the checkpoint.[/QUOTE]
Wait, so you're talking about the bandit leader who put that one stalker up to his neck in debt?
Because when I fixed that situation up, and went back to the checkpoint to kill them, they had left. :saddowns:
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King of the page!
Also, bandits are now offically gay
[img]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1416/ssjaakko051710182644gar.jpg[/img]
Expect Dimuha Ninja
[editline]06:51PM[/editline]
Fucking ninja Psycho God damnit
[img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2782/ssjaakko051610235751l05.jpg[/img]
German-AA gun's cousin from Ukraina
Holy shit I completely forgot this comic I made long time ago
real ingame events that happened to me
[img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1953/surprisev.jpg[/img]
They were just regular stalkers, they walked on the barricades. "What's up, fellow stalker" said one of the stalkers. [B]*[I]No![/I]*[/B] said the radio. [B]*[I]You are duty now![/I]*[/B]
And then they were duty stalkers
They actually killed you because you stacked bodies? Odd, never happened to me before...
Waiting for Lost Alpha so I don't have to twiggle around the Build 1935.
[QUOTE=Thomo;22067233]Build 1935 appeals to me because the AI will get trapped in anomolies doing the same thing over and over.
Also in the Garbage if I get punched by the first group of bandits around, I will crash.
Full of unsuspecting things yes?[/QUOTE]
No wonder why they ditched 1935, it was so damn weird and unsuspecting.
[QUOTE=Paravin;22066335]They say:
Ooooh! Matj vashu!
Which means - *howling groan of pain* your mother! :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Well what do the military guys say when they yell: "HA, OBAMAA"
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;22067294]Well what do the military guys say when they yell: "HA, OBAMAA"[/QUOTE]
This clearly prooves that Ukrainian military wants Obama as president for 2012 so they can get support from the US about contaminationg the Zone.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;22064760]Nope, it's striker[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;22066258]Yes, I already know it's called the Striker. I have played MW2. (GASP!)[/QUOTE]
It's actually a non-shitty version of the striker, called the Protecta.
Striker/Protecta is the model "name", Armsel is the actual weapon "name".
You know, when I first went into Dark Valley in CS I expected a tightly holded base which is kept by Freedomers in a dark, couldy and always rainy mutant-filled Dark Valley.
Instead I got a puff of smoke heading towards me from direction of Ganja's coffee shop.
Also, what's up with that pit in the center of the base? You know, that pit everyone probably fell into when they first entered Dark Valley.
Is the SMP 2.5 beta publicly available or is it a closed beta that's only getting screwed with by a number of people?
They don't seem to have made any progress in the last ~3 months or so.
Is it dead?
In the mission where you have to get the key from Borov there is a nice little conversation between 2 bandits and a duty prisoner which stands near the pit.
One of the bandits forces the duty to go into the pit , although the dutier don't want to and the bandits shoot him down.
And the bandits says a quote from Stalin: "No man, no problem."
Something like that. I never noticed it.
[QUOTE=croguy;22068839]Also, what's up with that pit in the center of the base? You know, that pit everyone probably fell into when they first entered Dark Valley.[/QUOTE]
either the first stalkers who occupied that base dug it up to dump corpses into it, or it was some sort of industrial thingy?
still, it's funny how the Bandits who kill the Dutyer seem like they want his body to fall into the pit, yet SoC's physics prevent this from happening.
Man, I love STALKER. It's the some of the few game series whose sequels actually improve, not get hi-jacked by some big-assed company and get diluted to 'broaden the range of audiences'.
Pit thing.
I think with STALKER Complete mod. The duty guy actually falls in. But does not explain why the pit was there during Freedom occupation. I mean, they are all tripping hippies. Aren't they...?
[QUOTE=D0g;22070153]Pit thing.
I think with STALKER Complete mod. The duty guy actually falls in. But does not explain why the pit was there during Freedom occupation. I mean, they are all tripping hippies. Aren't they...?[/QUOTE]
Perhaps an anomaly was there that sucked up the dirt and blew it up all over the place, thus forming the pit. But the anomaly died
[QUOTE=PaChIrA;22070554]Perhaps an anomaly was there that sucked up the dirt and blew it up all over the place, thus forming the pit. But the anomaly died[/QUOTE]
TL;DR: The zone did it.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;22068895]Is the SMP 2.5 beta publicly available or is it a closed beta that's only getting screwed with by a number of people?
They don't seem to have made any progress in the last ~3 months or so.
Is it dead?[/QUOTE]
Quite the opposite.
They've been adding DICKMUNCHES of stuff, a release is to be expected very soon.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;22066258]Yes, I already know it's called the Striker. I have played MW2. (GASP!)
I got mine off a random zombie. :smug:
What about you guys? How did you come across yours?[/QUOTE]
I first shot the guard in the head, then while the leader guy did the "stand slowly up from chair" animation, i got my shotgun out and shot him in the dick.
Then i quickly captured his Striker, and attached a scope to it.
3 minutes later, i had myself a new base.
Naded them. The end. :p
Oh, and here's two random pictures:
[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/21dj58h.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2lsuwq8.jpg[/img]
lolatmosfear, it looks so funny when the sun shines through clouds or fog
Atmosfear?
I don't have that mod.
Also, that light thing was caused by lightning, and i posted it because it looked kind of weird.
[QUOTE=paul simon;22071495]Atmosfear?
I don't have that mod.
Also, that light thing was caused by lightning, and i posted it because it looked kind of weird.[/QUOTE]
AtmosFear is integrated into Redux :)
Some random screenshots of things.. Also, please ignore my huge ass ammounts of first aid etc, I was totally loaded up because I was going to try to survive without going to traders for like 3 weeks in-game. (and never stop to sleep)
This is a combination of CoP and CS screenshots by the way
[IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3904/ssjake041510174938jupit.jpg[/IMG]
A large group of bandits.. ?
[IMG]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6708/ssjake041610172552jupit.jpg[/IMG]
Found this duty guy like this..
[IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5737/ssjake041710084726jupit.jpg[/IMG]
I thought this was a cool screenshot.
[IMG]http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6281/ssjake041710085140jupit.jpg[/IMG]
Nitro looks like Vladamir Putin...
[IMG]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2521/ssjake051510123844jupit.jpg[/IMG]
All glory to the Monolith!
This guy was doing this while he was supposed to be taking the readings (He actually was, his animations just went retarded.)
[IMG]http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6463/ssjake041610175132jupit.jpg[/IMG]
Funny story about this one, I was taking shelter from a blowout in a building next to the Jupiter plant (the one with all the electro anomalies), and I hear this groan as I get back from taking the artifact thats there.. I walk up to the stairs, there's nothing, so I turn around and start trying to find a perfect spot.. turn around again, and this controller is suddenly at the top of the stairs and he starts attacking me, but I killed him quickly with a couple shots to the head (had to switch to my VSS which had like 4 bullets left but they finished it off)
So here's some clear sky ones
[IMG]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/5947/ssjake050410184329garba.jpg[/IMG]
Look at his name :v:
[IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4604/ssjake050410191200garba.jpg[/IMG]
Friends till the end.
[IMG]http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/2458/ssjake050810131633garba.jpg[/IMG]
I slept on top of the orange crate (with the retarded AMK sleeping bag that spawns mutants on you) and two bloodsuckers were trying to eat me. I shot this one from above and its body got stuck in the floor. It wouldn't stop shaking around like crazy.
[IMG]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1402/ssjake051210170542agrop.jpg[/IMG]
I didnt know NPCs can prone!?
This is another CoP one, but about CS being "flowery and cheery.."
[IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6141/ssjake041110101332zaton.jpg[/IMG]
Yeah but difference between CoP and CS cheerieness is that in CoP, you can still get buttfucked at any time. Or at least on a grander scale than CS.
I disagree. I walk around in CoP and all I get are packs of dogs, boars, and neutral NPCs.
In CS I constantly get my ass kicked (at least with the mod I have where everyone is hostile except loners in your faction.) due to the fact that there's alot more human NPC's (especially HOSTILE ones at that, CoP was really lacking that) and even a pack of dogs could kick my ass.
But don't get me wrong, I liked (loved really) all STALKER games equal, probably the only one of my kind.
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;22072527]I disagree. I walk around in CoP and all I get are packs of dogs, boars, and neutral NPCs.
In CS I constantly get my ass kicked (at least with the mod I have where everyone is hostile except loners in your faction.) due to the fact that there's alot more human NPC's (especially HOSTILE ones at that, CoP was really lacking that) and even a pack of dogs could kick my ass.
But don't get me wrong, I liked (loved really) all STALKER games equal, probably the only one of my kind.[/QUOTE]
I liked 'em all too [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=170486&dateline=1270961144[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=290426&dateline=1274294469[/img]
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