S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Stalkers raving in the face of danger
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That's a scripted event.
I once went into Stalker and then shot some tubes with weird guys inside lol
yeah, yeah!? well your mother once goldfished all over my strelok!
I violated Thomo's anal virginity
Good thing that controller was nearby to wipe his memory
croguy what have you started
I once found a stalker suit in LURK
Said controller is here:
[img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9382/ssjaakko051810182405l08.jpg[/img]
"Sup man, just hangin' 'n' banging"
The hell you were doing in yantar Thomo wtf you stole all the tasks given by scientist.
How could they be banging eachother if they're lying on each others backs
Oh god ass to ass dildos
Zhurik: The fuck
Zhurik: Is
Zhurik: A team
El Presidenté: Get
El Presidenté: The Fuck
El Presidenté: Out
El Presidenté: Of
El Presidenté: Your
El Presidenté: Rock
Zhurik: No
Zhurik: EVEEL TINGS OUT DAR MAN
El Presidenté: How did you meet a woman then
El Presidenté: Hyuk hyuk
Zhurik: Dis one beeg rock, many people here
obsessed: ROCKOPOLIS
Nige111: AMY DIES OMG
El Presidenté: THE GROUND ATE HER NOOOOOOOOO
Nige111: THE GROUND TOOK HER
El Presidenté: Also I can see Crisis coming back mentioning how he thought the 'alien' was sexy
Nige111: OH DEAR RORY IS STANDING IN THE GRAVE HE GONNA GET EATEN TOO
Nige111: OH THE KID KNOWS THIS ALREADY
:v:
I'll tell facepunch about doctor who on my own agenda, thanks.
Just read an excellent STALKER fic, [URL="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5145898/1/Tigers_Spring"]Tiger's Spring[/URL].
Captures the Zone really well.
I'm scared of Fan Fiction, since ''I have no Mouth and cannot scream''.
[QUOTE=Thomo;22109674]I only like porn stories like that one incest story by Z something I forgot.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is from the crappiest anime I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=richard9311;22109514]Just read an excellent STALKER fic, [URL="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5145898/1/Tigers_Spring"]Tiger's Spring[/URL].
Captures the Zone really well.[/QUOTE]
I headshotted Sparrow in SoC because he played gunslinger around Rostok.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;22107834]I once found a stalker suit in LURK[/QUOTE]
[i]Impossible[/i]
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;22109746]Your avatar is from the crappiest anime I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]
It's good if you think of it as a parody.
[editline]11:50PM[/editline]
Every time I think about online A-life my throat hurts like I'm going to cry. Just imagine stalkers going about the zone, hanging out, trading, talking and just strolling by each other. While there's still NPCs.
[QUOTE=Thomo;22109674]I only like porn stories like that one incest story by Z something I forgot.[/QUOTE]
Ah, you mean the legendary Wincest comic.
Yes, they are good stuff, althought it leaves lunging for a continuation on some cases.
And they never continue the story.
Never
Maybe because they are brothers
[QUOTE=Thomo;22110491]Good be~ or they got lazy with models.
Maybe brothers that hated each other so they went seperate ways.[/QUOTE]
They are relatives, adult men, and in the zone. So yeah, probaly that.
Everyone seems to be rather pissy and annoyed anyway in the zone.
[QUOTE=Blaberry;22109996]It's good if you think of it as a parody.
[/QUOTE]
No, not even then.
The voices are still haunting me.
"MOKA-SAN~"
"TSUKUNEE~"
[quote=why;22108307]zhurik: The fuck
zhurik: Is
zhurik: A team
el presidenté: Get
el presidenté: The fuck
el presidenté: Out
el presidenté: Of
el presidenté: Your
el presidenté: Rock
zhurik: No
zhurik: Eveel tings out dar man
el presidenté: How did you meet a woman then
el presidenté: Hyuk hyuk
zhurik: Dis one beeg rock, many people here
obsessed: Rockopolis
nige111: Amy dies omg
el presidenté: The ground ate her nooooooooo
nige111: The ground took her
el presidenté: Also i can see crisis coming back mentioning how he thought the 'alien' was sexy
nige111: Oh dear rory is standing in the grave he gonna get eaten too
nige111: Oh the kid knows this already
:v:[/quote]
Oh god..
[b][i][u]HGNNNGGNN SPOILER TAGS GODDAMNIT[/u][/i][/b]
Fuck sake thanks for spoiling
[QUOTE=Thomo;22110646]I've never really seen anyone who is happy about being in the zone if i'm honest.
Maybe Kruglov but he is more optimistic.
Maybe Hawaiian but he is all like
"Hey broooo, i've got all the shit you're ever gonna need!"
"Got a seva suit hawaiian?"
"No"[/QUOTE]
the gunseller (can't remember dat name) is just weird
"way to unload your crap on me, I'm no better next time"
And theres 2 exoskeletons, G36, and HKM416 on the trade screen
[QUOTE=Thomo;22110934]What exactly are they spoiling?
I don't know see because I live in isolation
[editline]11:30PM[/editline]
Ashot
That'll be 20 dollars[/QUOTE]
The new Dr. Who episode.
[QUOTE=Thomo;22110934]
That'll be 20 dollars[/QUOTE]
Fuck, I don't have enought rubles.
Can I do a job instead to pay it?
[editline]10:51PM[/editline]
Holy shit just found a relic from the past:
[img]http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/games/Stalker-Shadow-of-Chernobyl-wallpaper-845.jpg[/img]
Oh God the hype and memories, what a massive disappointment it was when they removed the open-world envirovement.
I remember that image from a 2004 issue of Computer Gaming World. Those were good times.
It was going to be open world?
:saddowns:
Play the 1935 build to see the kind of environments they were planning on having.
[QUOTE=Zackin5;22111732]It was going to be open world?
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I can understand why they removed it, with PCs being that slow back in the day comparitively to modern PCs, Open world would have absoloutely RAPED whatever you were running back then.
I doupt that, the engine the game is running practically just creates the ground. Everything else are models put into it.
And remember when the game was eventually released, during that time computers were quite beasts already.
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