S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Stalkers raving in the face of danger
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Alright, how do i tell which version i have?
check the corners of the main menu screen after starting up the game.
I hate these 20 minute load times in Clear Sky it bugs me when I load only to find I'm standing infront of the machine gun in Cordon
[QUOTE=Brt5470;22141453]If you want the most vanilla experience, I'd suggest Complete 2009. It's like GSC had another 3-4 years to develop it. It fixes alot of bugs, makes the game look so much better and adds alot of nice features.[/QUOTE]
Was this a bad suggestion?
[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;22148991]I hate these 20 minute load times in Clear Sky it bugs me when I load only to find I'm standing infront of the machine gun in Cordon[/QUOTE]
Mine takes only 30 seconds. :smug:
And yes that machinegun is a bitch. I swear the guy that mans it uses both wallhack and aimbot at the same time! :argh:
[QUOTE=croguy;22149033]Mine takes only 30 seconds. :smug:
And yes that machinegun is a bitch. I swear the guy that mans it uses both wallhack and aimbot at the same time! :argh:[/QUOTE]
Actually, there is no-one manning it, I once killed everyone at the checkpoint, started walking happily back to the swamps and the motherfucker shot me.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;22149088]Actually, there is no-one manning it, I once killed everyone at the checkpoint, started walking happily back to the swamps and the motherfucker shot me.[/QUOTE]
It's an anomaly!
Quickly call Vano we must get rid of it before it detaches from the mount!
[QUOTE=croguy;22149106]It's an anomaly!
Quickly call Vano we must get rid of it before it detaches from the mount![/QUOTE]
Then everyone in the zone was killed.
[QUOTE=croguy;22149106]It's an anomaly!
Quickly call Vano we must get rid of it before it detaches from the mount![/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
Also, I'm in red forest in ShoC with OL2.2, running pretty low on ammo. Ah well I'll make do. WITH MY KNIFE.
[QUOTE=croguy;22148963]check the corners of the main menu screen after starting up the game.[/QUOTE]
There's nothing there..
You know, I wonder what would happen if stalkers actually said "fuck it" and decided to raid the shit out of the military cordon...
[QUOTE=croguy;22149279]You know, I wonder what would happen if stalkers actually said "fuck it" and decided to raid the shit out of the Cordon...[/QUOTE]
Sounds like something Freedom would do to open up the zone.
Actually, I expect that stalkers would have to register as stalkers after [sp]Strelok[/sp] gets his institute in Kiev. Of course, it would be costy as Hell and you'd have to pay a crapload of cash if you'd have to exit or enter the Zone again.
So yea, it's either a load of cash and a friendship from every military personell in the Zone or crawling through minefields under gunfire from the cordon for free.
asdhghas comment more on my short story, I'm still a beginner and want some C&C
Get this; I'm chilling around Cordon, killing bandits, looting, selling. Overall getting rich, I had this special stash where I hid the loot or upgraded weapons and suits, I'm kind of the guy who's prone to nostalgia, and I like to keep the outclassed suits and weapons that I've upgraded to max. They are like my own children to me.
So this stash was in the old brick houses or whatever that factory like was, and I'm not talking about the carpark where the bandits gets constantly buttfucked because they are bloody idiots and don't know when to stop. Buuuuuuuut anyway, I went to the red warehouse. Put some loot in and checked my good old hunting shotgun, upgraded to the max, this motherfucker claimed ah-, so many renegade, bandit, and mutant lives. It was, and still is, a good gun.
And in the middle of viewing all that beautifull sight, remembering all the good and hard times with them, I started hearing loud breathing closing in. The next thing I noticed was some fucker trying to unbelt and drop my pants. "What the fuck, man!" I yelled in a abused-rage as I turned around.
And guess what? A motherfucking bloodfucker, yup you heard right. [B]Blood-Fucker[/B], this asshole had the boner the size of an bus and with gleeing "face", it thought I was an easy victim. Oh boy, he was wrong.
"YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT IF YOU'D KNOW ME!" I raged on his face with spit flying all over the general direction of my manly anger.
I grabbed the beasts cock with my buttcheeks, [B]and twisted.[/B]
A loud snap was heard, and for a moment, the mutant looked [I]very[/I] suprised, and confused. First looking at me, and then at his dick which was in a painfully twisted form.
Loud roar of agony and pain left out of its tentacle mouth. I released my buttcheeks from the cock, and did a roundhouse kick on the motherfuckers face. [B]BAM![/B] The shockwave obliterated half of the building, sending hundreds of bricks, and twisted steam beams flying towards the railroad ridge. With the bloodsucker flying in the middle of them. And since I was equipped with artifacts enchancing my stamina and agility, I made a large jump, landed on the bloodfucker [I]while it was still flying[/I], grabbed him from behind with the heinlich hold, and yelled.
[B]ULTRAMUTILATORCLUSTERFUCK-BODYSLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!![/B]
I kickek a flying steelbeam with all my might, sending us both towards the ground fucking fast, and as the soundbarrier broke, causing a sound of thunder following us as we decended towards the ground at increasing speed. I yelled: "YOU HAVE TO DIG YOUR WAY BACK UP, [B]ALL THE WAY FROM HELL[/B]
At the last moment, I pulled the bloodfucker towards the ground and infront of me.
And slammed him
The ground shattered, the trees falled, the traincars and bridge along with the military soldiers were sent to flying. The shockwave obliterated the Carpark, crushing the bandits beneath the massive amounts of debris and wrecks, loners and rookies in the village had only brief moment to look towards the bright light before disintegrating to atoms. The smug-faced fatass trader in the underground bunker had only moment to think "what the fuck is going on, Zone", before being crushed by the ceiling. And blown away as all the land within 1 kilometer from the impact point cracked, and exploded away, sending chunks of everything possible flying everyhwere. The Cordon was no more.
The winds of the massive shockwave were felt all the way from garbage, to the NPP. Where the C-Con crew realized just how fucked they were.
As the smoke started to clear, and the chunks of ground hit the ground all over the zone, a lone stalker was seen in the very epicenter of the massive crater, crouching. Beneath him was a small pile of dust which was only remainings of a bloodfucker.
Slowly, the stalker stood up, looking at the remains of his former enemy.
Statisfied with his revenge, he rised his eyes, and looked the scorched wasteland around him. No trees, no buildings, no nothing, was visible as far as eye could see.
Slowly, the stalker started walking towards the edge of the crater, up there, he took a final look at the scene. And left the place.
Later were stories told about a legendary man of pure awesome and utter badassitute of incredible powers, some told he had seen him wrestling a pseudogiant with one hand and winning, some claim they saw him riding a chimera. But all agreed on one thing
He was something greater than human
He was something that no-one else could reach
He was not stalker, duty, freedom, merc, or bandit
[B]He was God amongst men[/B]
[editline]07:29PM[/editline]
What the fuck did I just write
DON'T TEMPT ME WITH THAT LURK OF YOURS. IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. I WANT 1.1
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Tolik is such a pussy, he got raped by a bloodsucker in my game.
Then Nimble came up and he was all like "Yo homie Imma kick yoo ass Clear Sky style!" and he raped the bloodsucker back and got all the female ones.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;22149674][img_thumb]http://www.1337upload.net/files/XR_3DA%202010-05-24%2020-57-50-29.png[/img_thumb]
;__;[/QUOTE]
God rest his tiny soul.
Nimble is so manly, the Zone is shaped up to him.
that story was fucked. up.
[QUOTE=Brt5470;22148998]Was this a bad suggestion?[/QUOTE]
Yes, the most vanilla experience you can get while using a mod is using ZRP. Which is an unofficial bug and quirk fix project.
[url]http://metacognix.com/files/stlkrsoc/index.html[/url]
Thorny it kinda sucks that you don't give any feedback on those short stories. I don't know if I wrote dog shit and vomit in a sea of piss, or the most godlike story ever known to man.
[QUOTE=Tinter;22150387]Thorny it kinda sucks that you don't give any feedback on those short stories. I don't know if I wrote dog shit and vomit in a sea of piss, or the most godlike story ever known to man.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this statement. :<
I know that my [I]oral[/I] skills will impress Thorny.
[QUOTE=Paravin;22151052]I know that my [I]oral[/I] skills will impress Thorny.[/QUOTE]
That's what she said.
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/XR_3DA_2010-05-24_03-10-56-50.png[/url]
I made what I think looks like a neat picture/wallpaper. Some curves and lens blur to soften it. The dark area's are odd though, Attempting to get it to solid black.
Edit: Fixed it: [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wally.png[/url]
letterbox at the bottom?
:<
Well I'm not exactly sure what I'd say, it'd just be 'cool story bro' pretty much :S
If you see your story in the mod, it was good ;)
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