S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Stalkers raving in the face of danger - Games

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;21923320]I have 3 guns, 200 AK Rounds. SKAT-M suit. Max [B]anomalies[/B] on belt, and this is on OL. And i'm still 40 under the weight limit. [editline]07:17PM[/editline] Garbage is an effing goldmine at night,[/QUOTE] Artifacts. Anomalies are those things that fuck up the rules of physics.

[QUOTE=Janizaurd;21923972]Artifacts. Anomalies are those things that fuck up the rules of physics.[/QUOTE] And preety much any other rule that considers the universe.

Strap a Whirligig to your belt. Go for a ride.

Alright, here it is: I was on the mission to rape that bandit leader for the keys for the Lab X18 door, as I sneaked inside the base and went Sam Fisher on couple of guards, shit started going down. Hard. [img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9312/ssjaakko051310202344l04.jpg[/img] [img]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9664/ssjaakko051310202346l04.jpg[/img] [img]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/2461/ssjaakko051310202350l04.jpg[/img] A Pseudogiant strolled in and started killing everything on it's way, as it pretty much slaughtered everyone outside save for the guys in the towers (who which didn't mind the thing creating havoc in the base), the beast then turned its direction to inside the building itself. [img]http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/4153/ssjaakko051310202501l04.jpg[/img] There it made quite a havoc, gunshots, screams and flying bodies, generally sounding like a slaughterhouse. Then awfully quiet for a moment. Until the creature ran outside, and what do I see? [img]http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1442/ssjaakko051310202746l04.jpg[/img] [img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2629/ssjaakko051310202755l04.jpg[/img] A lone bandit chasing the pseudogiant like a fucking madman while blasting off the creature with his shotgun [img]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8506/ssjaakko051310202758l04.jpg[/img] [img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2034/ssjaakko051310202802l04.jpg[/img] [B]"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK"[/B] [img]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6269/ssjaakko051310202806l04.jpg[/img] [img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7017/ssjaakko051310202810l04.jpg[/img] [B]"HEEEEERE'S UNCLE RAPE!"[/B] [img]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5002/ssjaakko051310202814l04.jpg[/img] Couple of shots and roars was heard, and then he just calmly walks back towards the base, with the "another day, another mutant" attitude [img]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1354/ssjaakko051310202835l04.jpg[/img] Impressed of this guy's utterly badassitute and the balls size of fucking deathstar, I sneak past him and to check out the fate of the poor pseudogiant [img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1707/ssjaakko051310202903l04.jpg[/img] [B]Pseudogiant Status: Horribly Anally violated. KIA.[/B] Dear God, this lone fucker in a leatherjacket and armed only with a two-barreled shotgun, managed to freak out the mutant with his pure manliness, chased it off like a fucking Terminator on steroids, and fucking slaughtered the Pseudogiant. With his boner. I was impressed, I just have to know this man's name, I open up the PDA. 2 names pop up. And my mind was blown [img]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/8960/ssjaakko051310203007l04.jpg[/img] No, it can't be I sneak inside the building where the man who slaughtered the creature disappeared into. I had to get confirmation of this I peek around a corner, and meet the guy face to face. It's him. [img]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8418/ssjaakko051310203042l04.jpg[/img] I was utterly fucking mind-blown, the bandit leaders have fucked up. They must have made an error, no man so badass as to have their name as Ninja be ranked as rookie. The guy must have been utterly ripshit-pissed about this, and gave a finger to the bullshit wussies they call "Exprienced" bandits by fucking murdering a pseudogiant all by himself. The sheer amount of respect was overwhelming, I can't bring myself to face this God damn definion of badassery created by the Gods themselfs, he would frigging kill me by just looking angrily at the general direction of me and I would disintegrate. I back down away from him, keeping a eye-contact and keeping my weapon down as to respectively say "You're the boss, I got jack's shit on you and I'm GTFO'ing from here" I flank the whole general area of this guy from 50m away, and proceed to kill the bandit leader. I'm sure the Ninja of badassery appreciates this, because Borov is a fucking retard for taking the guy as a mere rookie. After taking the key and jumping over the fence from tower, I take a last glance on the Bandit base. I swear to myself to remember this embodient fury of Odin and his name. I walk away from the place. And with the name in my mind, I remember to stay the fuck away from bandit base from now on.

Man, now GSC needs to add Dimuka Ninja as a bandit leader in STALKER 2 if we ever get around to see the South again. This guy is manlier than Nimble, Major Degtyarev and the SEVA Pimp all together.

Cool story. The screens are funny where the bandit chases the giant out of the hangar.

Actually, what's up with bandit and rookie names in the game? I always see guys called AA guns, Rus's and Clumsies.

[QUOTE=croguy;21924269]Actually, what's up with bandit and rookie names in the game? I always see guys called AA guns, Rus's and Clumsies.[/QUOTE] I saw a guy named Artyom.

:worship::worship::worship::worship: :worship::worship::worship: :worship:All glory to Dimuha Ninja.:worship: :worship::worship::worship::worship: :worship::worship::worship: Oh man, that name is so bad(ass) it'll be stuck in my head for a decade.

I think they just picked random words for the English names. I wonder if that's what they did for the Russian version?

I like that they implemented the nicknames from "Roadside Picnic".

[QUOTE=Janizaurd;21923972]Artifacts. Anomalies are those things that fuck up the rules of physics.[/QUOTE] I get confused easilyyyyy!

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;21924592]I get confused easilyyyyy![/QUOTE] Not big surprise.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;21924592]I get confused easilyyyyy![/QUOTE] Don't worry man, take a chill pill! /bandit

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21924125]Alright, here it is: (Shitload of awesome pictures) [/QUOTE] May I ask what STALKER game that is?

[QUOTE=Pandemix;21924812]May I ask what STALKER game that is?[/QUOTE] SoC

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;21924674]Not big surprise.[/QUOTE] Say goodbye to ya' face tough-guy! *fails to gun him down with an AK, jamming it, being so dumb he can actually jam an AK.*

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;21924889]Say goodbye to ya' face tough-guy! *fails to gun him down with an AK, jamming it, being so dumb he can actually jam an AK.*[/QUOTE] :I

The AI in these games are pretty good compared to other games even though they still do some quirky things.

[QUOTE=why;21924930]The AI in these games are pretty good compared to other games even though they still do some quirky things.[/QUOTE] Indeed. [editline]10:43PM[/editline] I fucking want my new 5770 already, I WANNA PLAY SoC! [editline]10:43PM[/editline] I'm getting withdrawal symptoms.

rate the story post funnies if you think Dimuha Ninja is the most fucking manliest badass in the entire zone I gotta check on him after the lab X18 mission

[QUOTE=why;21924930]The AI in these games are pretty good compared to other games even though they still do some quirky things.[/QUOTE] Best part is that if you fight 5 or more of them they don't rape a single core processor. :buddy:

Next thread title should be Dimuha Ninja edition.

Hopefully getting my PC fixed soon so I get to finally complete CS and get CoP :smile:

I'd like to see Seva Pimp and Dimuha Ninja fight each other. Dimuha Ninja'd. :saddowns:

Damn, now I have an urge to start up Gmod and pose Dimuha Ninja and Seva Pimp fighting eachother on top of the NPP.

Sorry our human eyes aren't made to see something as awesome as that.

Indeed, I think every human's eyes would spontaneously explode the moment they see a glimpse of that Godly awesomeness. The next thread should be titled "Dimuna Ninja, the juggernaut of Pseudogiants" [editline]08:30PM[/editline] Or "Ballad of Dimuha Ninja edition" [editline]08:31PM[/editline] Or "The Legend of Dimuha Ninja"

[QUOTE=croguy;21925542]Damn, now I have an urge to start up Gmod and pose Dimuha Ninja and Seva Pimp fighting eachother on top of the NPP.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5865/pureawesome.png[/img] I worked on all of that and right as I put the finishing touches on it suddenly it's blurred terribly bad and I have this aching pain in the back of my head. :saddowns: Oh well, maybe I need to take a break.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21922085]Newcomers has the tendency of using letters as emoticons, chill. They will get eventually shat on for that, rolled on a oil and then thrown on a barrel of fethers. Too bad that we oldschoolers (hurf hurf :science:) know all kind of secret emoticons :v:[/QUOTE] I'm too lazy to get a "real" emoticon... Also, this is what happens when you alt+shift between MSN, Xfire and Firefox, the "apropriate context/vocabulary" kinda passes acidentaly from one to another.