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Shadow fiends that I usually see are just another guy over there who gets kills every now and then. What the fuck is it with this people who don't ready up and decline the game? Don't get into queue if you aren't gonna ready up in time.

[QUOTE=dass;37749740]Shadow fiends that I usually see are just another guy over there who gets kills every now and then. What the fuck is it with this people who don't ready up and decline the game? Don't get into queue if you aren't gonna ready up in time.[/QUOTE] Every time I queue and go take a piss, it finds a match instantly. Every time I stay and wait, it takes seventeen years.

Any tips on getting better as a carry? By late game I usually dont have any rightclick power or not enough.

[QUOTE=Antary;37749938]Any tips on getting better as a carry? By late game I usually dont have any rightclick power or not enough.[/QUOTE] Farm gold ?? Profit (literally)

[QUOTE=Antary;37749938]Any tips on getting better as a carry? By late game I usually dont have any rightclick power or not enough.[/QUOTE] Practice last hitting. It needs to become basically second nature so you can pay attention to positioning and the mini-map while you farm.

[QUOTE=Antary;37749938]Any tips on getting better as a carry? By late game I usually dont have any rightclick power or not enough.[/QUOTE] 1. Pick Anti-Mage 2. Tell your teammates that you will be farming, "AFK FARM 50 mins" 3. Farm up 4. Come out of the jungle saying "I have finished farming" 5. Win the game

Is it bad that I think 2 days without playing dota is a long time?

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;37750009]1. Pick Anti-Mage 2. Tell your teammates that you will be farming, "AFK FARM 50 mins" 3. Farm up 4. Come out of the jungle saying "I have finished farming" 5. Win the game[/QUOTE] The enemies are usually more farmed up than I am. I guess that`s a problem with my team and not me then?

[QUOTE=Antary;37749938]Any tips on getting better as a carry? By late game I usually dont have any rightclick power or not enough.[/QUOTE] Well, try to get as many last hits as you can, go for the safe lanes (top on dire, bot on radiant) so you have less chances of getting ganked under your tower, don't push if your lane mate can't team up with you for a kill and prioritize last hitting instead. [editline]21st September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Antary;37750460]The enemies are usually more farmed up than I am. I guess that`s a problem with my team and not me then?[/QUOTE] Either your team gives them kills, or they let them kill creeps.

Meepo is out now 164.6 MB update

Prepare for a new Era of feeding.

[url]http://blog.dota2.com/[/url] also, note magnataur in the background

Can i not update at all? Fucking russians ruining my year

[QUOTE=Lefter;37751136]Can i not update at all? Fucking russians ruining my year[/QUOTE] vodkavodka pootis sandvich :yarr:

[url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/42533070[/url] Its now official - Visage is my favourite hero.

Gentlemen, the time to farm meepos is upon us!

[QUOTE=Antary;37751317][url]https://dotabuff.com/matches/42533070[/url] Its now official - Visage is my favourite hero.[/QUOTE] What lane did you play? I've played Visage 3 times in the past few days because random isn't very random apparently (always seem to get Visage, Spiritbreaker, Sniper. Good way to stop me from randoming), haven't sucked shit at him but I have never performed amazingly or any where near that many kills, barely build Mekansm, let alone Aghanim's.

[QUOTE=dass;37751334]Gentlemen, the time to [B]feeding [/B]meepos is upon us![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cB7cW.png[/IMG] he abandoned 15 mins after

Lets see who can find the fastest meepo abandon.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3cUCZ.jpg[/img] Off to a good start.

Go into a match. Guess who the fuck is on the other team. [sp]Maruhai and friends[/sp]

[QUOTE=pvt.meh;37751392]What lane did you play? I've played Visage 3 times in the past few days because random isn't very random apparently (always seem to get Visage, Spiritbreaker, Sniper. Good way to stop me from randoming), haven't sucked shit at him but I have never performed amazingly or any where near that many kills, barely build Mekansm, let alone Aghanim's.[/QUOTE] I actually ended up solo bottom in that game. I had a pretty poor start but then came the teamfights.

Surprisingly, the first meepo I ever saw didn't do too bad. Had the same score as me as a lagged out rubick but oh well. We still won.

[QUOTE=dass;37751334]Gentlemen, the time to farm meepos is upon us![/QUOTE] [url=http://i.imgur.com/RbfjP.jpg]Great time to play BH[/url]

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37751938]Go into a match. Guess who the fuck is on the other team. [sp]Maruhai and friends[/sp][/QUOTE] Match ID? [sp]baguettes[/sp]

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;37752638]Match ID? [sp]baguettes[/sp][/QUOTE] The match is still going. There's a lot of shit talking involved.

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37752925] There's a lot of shit talking involved.[/QUOTE] Act surprised lol

[QUOTE=Dr.Scrake;37752937]Act surprised lol[/QUOTE] Also whining about fair play. And other assorted things.

[QUOTE=Lefter;37751622][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cB7cW.png[/IMG] he abandoned 15 mins after[/QUOTE] I had one who did 0 4 0 by level 6.

Aaand just had the first leaver because somebody picked Meepo earlier than he.