Dota 2 General Chat - I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords

[l l]

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;37831327]I want to say "what a baby", but I don't know the details.[/QUOTE]

yeah he acted like a child and refused to apologize

[D_M_]

Alright, I'll say it.

What a baby.

[Murdoco]

I'm confused by the "Portal 2 Soundtrack Gift Pack." The entire soundtrack is free on their website. Why would I have to buy it?

[Devozade]

Anyone else seeing the 3 new tournament tickets having no price and unable to purchased at all?

Seems no price has been sent in pounds so it bugs out.

[Thegreen]

80 minute game win then suddenly:

[IMG]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/a/a5/Cosmetic_icon_Dolfrat_and_Roshinante.png[/IMG]

Second one I've had so far

[dass]

Well, as long as I can get some farm the least bit of items, like phase, poormans, bottle, wand, urn, whatever, and get my ulti, I SHOULD be able to gank successfuly.
In case I get a Pudge as a mid enemy, maybe avoid being in range of his hooks and last hit with the dagger only if he starts being a rather annoying bastard, and then attack when I'm able to deal some crits.

As for the Invoker, maybe pay attention to the spell he has and never stopping as to not end up a target for a sun strike or a possible cold snapped kill.

I sort of expect my team to get sort of a "morale boost" from me tearing the other team apart (literaly) and also get some help from possible ganks that I do that ease up their farm and help them push, avoiding the problem I had in the game I talked about before and the only carries not really pushing so much as roaming for ganks, and have the whole team pushing as much as ganking, or more.

For example, with viper, I usually get wand, 2 bands, treads, viper strike and off I go ganking whoever needs a gank the most, and from there on, gank the living hell out of everyone with the truckload of slow and DoT, helping lanes and junk and meanwhile building whatever I should build.

[Tokagero]

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;37832277]80 minute game win then suddenly:

[IMG]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/a/a5/Cosmetic_icon_Dolfrat_and_Roshinante.png[/IMG]

Second one I've had so far[/QUOTE]

It can drop ? And suddenly all people who bought that Dota 2 Shirt which doesn't feature any hero or logo...

[Badunkadunk]

rage and ask everyone else to boycott dota while they still play themselves?

[Tokagero]

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;37832718]rage and ask everyone else to boycott dota while they still play themselves?[/QUOTE]

I was going to say that they get a valuable lesson of patience or continue to enjoy their brand T-Shirts.

Sheesh, communities nowadays, jumping to conclusions like they have blink daggers stuck up their asses.

[Sarracenia]

Hmm... Was playing Borderlands, started a mission called "Where angels fear to tread" and I read it as "Where angels fear to threads"
Fuck you DotA. Fuck you so much.

Also,

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37830573]
[B]Portal 2 Soundtrack Gift Pack[/B]
[IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/570/icons/econ/tools/gift_single_large.b96e3078b7d417181963091aa11d169e1892f3cc.png[/IMG]
A gift for your purchase of the Portal 2 soundtrack! Double click this gift to unwrap it.[/QUOTE]

That item looks like the ones you can buy in the shop, and just guessing like that, you open it and get a random item. Any item.
It looks like it'll be one for yourself as a small reward, I see no real problem with it.

[mouthBU]

just got my g510 and i'm going to make invoker macros. i just can't decide if i should go exort or quas wex

[l l]

[QUOTE=mouthBU;37833195]just got my g510 and i'm going to make invoker macros. i just can't decide if i should go exort or quas wex[/QUOTE]
lol

[Gar~]

macros clearly make you a better player

[mouthBU]

[QUOTE=Gar~;37833217]macros clearly make you a better player[/QUOTE]

i'm already a good invoker, i just need to find a use for these 18 macro keys besides passwords and penis spams

[Gar~]

ive never seen an invoker invoke anything other than sunstrike and meteor lol

[ReLak]

but the meatball is the only spell worth invoking

[mouthBU]

[QUOTE=Gar~;37833253]ive never seen an invoker invoke anything other than sunstrike and meteor lol[/QUOTE]
you'll get there soon
[QUOTE=ReLak;37833268]but the meatball is the only spell worth invoking[/QUOTE]
don't you mean tornado

[Santz]

Needing macros lol We went over this like 3 threads ago, using macros means you are a bad player!

[mouthBU]

[QUOTE=Santz;37833308]Needing macros lol We went over this like 3 threads ago, using macros means you are a bad player![/QUOTE]

INSTEAD OF CLICKING FOUR BUTTONS HE CLICKS ONLY ONE WOW 0/10 WORST PLAYER ON EARTH

[D_M_]

[QUOTE=mouthBU;37833338]INSTEAD OF CLICKING FOUR BUTTONS HE CLICKS ONLY ONE WOW 0/10 WORST PLAYER ON EARTH[/QUOTE]

That's kind of the entire point.

You press one button instead of four.

[Shibbey]

Help me.

I'm doomed to only ever random Jakiro.

[Tokagero]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;37833415]Help me.

I'm doomed to only ever random Jakiro.[/QUOTE]

Random more.

[Murdoco]

Oh wow. I just had a game where this guy was literally SCREAMING into his mic. Like "WOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT" and you could hear him smashing his keyboard and throwing shit. It was really fucking funny. We still won but that's because AM got tired of losing 1v1 to a WR and left. That morph was the biggest shit talker ever and made me almost cry laughing from him just being absolutely fucking nuts. It sounded like he was about to cry when he was screaming.

Oh and after he was done screaming for about 5 minutes straight he then started spamming all talk about how he hopes we all get shot or we all get murdered or some shit. He then starts shouting about it in his mic when we make fun of him.

People are fucking nuts.

[Badunkadunk]

Valve needs to sell some cheapo "admit one" tickets for a penny that let you view a single match. I need something to spend these damn 17 cents on.

Also I had a girl/14 year old boy that did that on the mic, they were screaming and I could hear something banging in the background half the time and by the end of the match we just harassed him/her and he/she was whimpering on the mic calling us assholes. Then I felt bad even though I hated the bastard.

[titopei]

[QUOTE=l l;37831170]no you can't get banned

and how does he even know it was that guy (unless its the only person he's ever reported), it doesn't tell you who it was and even then it days like a day[/QUOTE]

Don't the report things where it says "We have taken action" mean ban?

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=titopei;37834180]Don't the report things where it says "We have taken action" mean ban?[/QUOTE]

I think it usually means it sent them into low priority or took away their beta access. I think those are the only two options.

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[QUOTE=Maruhai;37830573][B]Portal 2 Soundtrack Gift Pack[/B]
[IMG]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/570/icons/econ/tools/gift_single_large.b96e3078b7d417181963091aa11d169e1892f3cc.png[/IMG]
A gift for your [B]purchase of the Portal 2 soundtrack[/B][/QUOTE]

but they released the entire thing for free???

[ReLak]

[QUOTE=mouthBU;37833271]
don't you mean tornado[/QUOTE]

BEHOLD THE MEATBALL

[coup]

[QUOTE=ReLak;37834974]BEHOLD THE MEATBALL[/QUOTE]

Whenever I see this I visualize Pudge falling from the sky and flattening whatever he hits.

[suttles]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37835030]Whenever I see this I visualize Pudge falling from the sky and flattening whatever he hits.[/QUOTE]

Tiny tossing pudge.