Dota 2 General Chat - I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords - Games

[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;37841663]hurry and make veno items pls valve[/QUOTE] I want treant items I REALLY want seasonal skins for him. Winter/Summer/Spring/Fall

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3Vx1X.jpg[/img] wee new mousepad

[QUOTE=Suttles;37843011]I want treant items I REALLY want seasonal skins for him. Winter/Summer/Spring/Fall[/QUOTE] Treant is such as fun hero to play as, holy crap. Brings a good heal to the table and provides free smoke for the team when in the jungle, and the ulti is pretty good too.

[QUOTE=Murdoco;37833672]Oh wow. I just had a game where this guy was literally SCREAMING into his mic. Like "WOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT" and you could hear him smashing his keyboard and throwing shit. It was really fucking funny. We still won but that's because AM got tired of losing 1v1 to a WR and left. That morph was the biggest shit talker ever and made me almost cry laughing from him just being absolutely fucking nuts. It sounded like he was about to cry when he was screaming. Oh and after he was done screaming for about 5 minutes straight he then started spamming all talk about how he hopes we all get shot or we all get murdered or some shit. He then starts shouting about it in his mic when we make fun of him. People are fucking nuts.[/QUOTE] His entire family was held at gun point behind him and he was told if he doesn't win they'll kill them all

[QUOTE=SnowCanary;37843437]Treant is such as fun hero to play as, holy crap. Brings a good heal to the table and provides free smoke for the team when in the jungle, and the ulti is pretty good too.[/QUOTE] Oh, and soul ring on him is amazing

i played bounty hunter vs treant + lich the other day so much armour ;__;

Are team pendants worth anything now? Also does anyone have a .gif of Nightstalkers portrait that loops well?

i hate having just enough mana for a ravage, and then anti-fun comes in and swipes it from me :(

holy shit broodmother is pretty much the ultimate hero for when you're tired of playing pubs you don't need to give a shit about what the other four idiots on your team are doing, as long as you can get solo short lane you basically just spend the entire game pushing while the other side either A) abandons the lane and loses towers or B) devotes tons of resources into constantly ganking you (then loses towers anyway) (or c) picks earthshaker :()

[QUOTE=dual elites;37844663]holy shit broodmother is pretty much the ultimate hero for when you're tired of playing pubs you don't need to give a shit about what the other four idiots on your team are doing, as long as you can get solo short lane you basically just spend the entire game pushing while the other side either A) abandons the lane and loses towers or B) devotes tons of resources into constantly ganking you (then loses towers anyway) (or c) picks earthshaker :()[/QUOTE] Solo hard lane is way better than solo safe lane on Brood.

I'm addicted to picking lycan and going necrobook and pushing down everything. I'm sorry, I am now no fun.

[QUOTE=Gorm;37844789]I'm addicted to picking lycan and going necrobook and pushing down everything. I'm sorry, I am now no fun.[/QUOTE] At least you're not that one guy who picks Antifun every fucking game. At least I know how to counter a Lycan, even when fed.

[QUOTE=Gorm;37844789]I'm addicted to picking lycan and going necrobook and pushing down everything. I'm sorry, I am now no fun.[/QUOTE] yesterday, I played Juggernaut bottom lane a lycan (on the other team) jungled and got his ult, he tried to gank me, but I made it back to he tower with like 200 hp he dove in and started to chase me, but I kept running in cirles around the tower, creating a really stupid Benny Hill type chase which ended in the tower killing lycan and me getting away

[QUOTE=Maruhai;37844724]Solo hard lane is way better than solo safe lane on Brood.[/QUOTE] uhh yeah that's what i said

I never fucking realized Soul Rip can heal allies if you target them, holy shit. I'm stupid.

[QUOTE=Unisath;37844878]I never fucking realized Soul Rip can heal allies if you target them, holy shit. I'm stupid.[/QUOTE] It was the exact opposite for me. I didn't know you could cast it on enemies.

So I'm really bad at the game and everyone on my team keeps saying 'report him all' and 'dragon knight gtfo'

I declare today National Lich Apritiation day

So I pick lycan because the other team had 5 competitive heroes. I then won and bh says " Wow, you are so bad you did not end faster, playing a Overpowered hero." I look at his profile. My fucking face: [url]https://dotabuff.com/players/43424500[/url] I cannot stop laughing

[QUOTE=Suttles;37843011]I want treant items I REALLY want seasonal skins for him. Winter/Summer/Spring/Fall[/QUOTE] Is it bad if I wished they changed the map seasonally? But not change the gameplay or anything just cosmetic change, would add a fresh look to the map

Is it okay if I first build vlads or some lifesteal then farm in the jungle for the next 30 minutes or so? I enjoy doing that, but as of yet i've only done it in bot games. Not sure how the reaction would be in a normal game.

[QUOTE=Jrock455;37845914]Is it bad if I wished they changed the map seasonally? But not change the gameplay or anything just cosmetic change, would add a fresh look to the map[/QUOTE] This would be so cool. I was hoping they'd do something like this for Christmas. Snow and such everywhere.

[QUOTE=General J;37846060]This would be so cool. I was hoping they'd do something like this for Christmas. Snow and such everywhere.[/QUOTE] Since TF2 got plenty of such stuff, I don't see how Valve can let Dota skip on "upping awesomeness, 1 feature at a time" treatment.

playing dota with bad internet is like trying to pin the tail on the donkey while blind folded, punched in the dick, and drunk as fuck

[QUOTE=BoxinShrimp;37842946]Why is it that people give Bloodseeker a lot of shit often? I don't mean when he's being played badly, a lot of conversations that Bloodseeker is brought up in he's usually called a shit hero in general. At least, from my views.[/QUOTE] The reason bloodseeker is often considered a bad hero is that he is a farm dependant hero, who has the skillset of a roamer (i.e farm independant) whose only form of CC is a silence, and in order to upgrade it's duration you need to boost the damage of the target, and in general is really, really easy to just teleport away from. He also requires a solo lane in order to get the levels he needs in order to be remotely effective, meaning you have to dedicate mid to the bloodseeker (because solo side lane is a great idea on a hero with no escape mechanic)

[QUOTE=Suttles;37846590]playing dota with bad internet is like trying to pin the tail on the donkey while blind folded, punched in the dick, and drunk as fuck[/QUOTE] min ping i get on any server is 150, get on my level

[QUOTE=Suttles;37846590]playing dota with bad internet is like trying to pin the tail on the donkey while blind folded, punched in the dick, and drunk as fuck[/QUOTE] Yeah, you were literally commenting the game but with a 10 minutes delay. :v:

[QUOTE=Gar~;37846607]min ping i get on any server is 150, get on my level[/QUOTE] i normally get 30 or less but when: Brother is dling shit and watching netflix Mom is watching netflix Dad is dling shit It really fucks me up [editline]29th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Maruhai;37846611]Yeah, you were literally commenting the game but with a 10 minutes delay. :v:[/QUOTE] Dear god

Just had amazing game. We got extremely raped early/mid-game but we turtled to hell and back, with ck and me as sk and eventually outcarried the other team. It took 1 hour and 14 minutes. It really was a hell of a game. Here is the match ID if anybody wants to watch: 44815883 or Dotabuff link: [URL]https://dotabuff.com/matches/44815883[/URL] Manta on Skeleton King is actually really good, especially late game when more pushing power is important. (I've really should've gotten a BKB first tho)

That feeling when you absolutely rape every lane, take down all towers by 20 minutes but they turtle so damn hard that you can't take a rax and they eventually get farmed as fuck and rape you.