• Tales From the Galactopticon | BLUE AND HORNY
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[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;27825763]Guys I was in the shower this morning and thought of a fucking awesome advertisement you could plaster all over your shit but I just remembered it now but I forgot so I am sorry[/QUOTE] Maybe it could be a advert about a shower which erases memories. "Hook up with a Bloatean Slug again last night? Ouch. Well thanks to [I]Blunter Visage[/I] TM. , you can wash away those painful memories with [B]Brainwash[/B] the revolutionary, memory-purging, anatomy-cleansing device! Now available in stores*!" *Not Available in stores **Not compatible with Kazzinoid Physiology *** Does not come in XXXXL Sizes
Will it be possible to get into the place without drawing their attention up till a certain story element that changes that?
Getting in is easy, getting out is where it gets ugly.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;27826820]Will it be possible to get into the place without drawing their attention up till a certain story element that changes that?[/QUOTE] I hate to disillusion you but we're just spawning npcs and shooting them at this point. It's not like, scripted gameplay or anything.
Yeah this isn't Ivans Secrets or anything
By browsing through all the pages I must say it's quite some interesting characters you've got there. Inspired me to draw some characters myself.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KK-FD135rc[/media] New glock noises omg
you need to have an m4 that says "BORING" every time its shot [editline]3rd February 2011[/editline] and when you get hit, have it say "BLOODY SCREEN, SO REAL"
[QUOTE=Killerjc;27834230]you need to have an m4 that says "BORING" every time its shot [editline]3rd February 2011[/editline] and when you get hit, have it say "BLOODY SCREEN, SO REAL"[/QUOTE] it should say "EXCITING"
[QUOTE=Killerjc;27834230]you need to have an m4 that says "BORING" every time its shot [editline]3rd February 2011[/editline] and when you get hit, have it say "BLOODY SCREEN, SO REAL"[/QUOTE] Good news, there's already a game that has those things!
It should have a very excited manly voice that comes up whenever you do something important YOU HAVE FOUND A NEW WEAPON. GO TO BADA BANG TO HAVE SOME FUN. GET OUT THE CLUB, SHIT IS GOIN BAD.
No, Solomon should do one of his dramatic speeches every time something happens. Important or not important.
Will enemies eventually be coded so they take cover?
[QUOTE=Stizzles;27834669]No, Solomon should do one of his dramatic speeches every time something happens. Important or not important.[/QUOTE] Objective: You're feeling blue, go to the bar "I'M FEELING BLUE, I SHOULD GO TO THE BAR"
Make it so everytime an objective appears, Solomon says the same thing and acts as if he made it up himself. You'd end up with Solomon and the objective messages fighting over who came up with the lines. The have an objective go like "GO TO THIS PLACE AND KILL THIS GUY YOU ANNOYING ASSHOLE".
Not gonna break the 4th wall. [editline]3rd February 2011[/editline] this isn't deadpool
Adjectives Max Payne style. "I took a dark step onto the cold, grimy ground of the Bada Bang's filthy parking lot. Walking on it reminded me of the veracious kisses Kalasha laid upon my unshaven, oily royal blue face. The woman with the three tits blared through the cold, night sky. Dozens of trampled, used condoms littered the back alley of the massive institute that invited low-lifes like Vinnie Gognitti into the seedy underworld of mecha-tits."
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;27835989]Adjectives Max Payne style. "I took a dark step onto the cold, grimy ground of the Bada Bang's filthy parking lot. Walking on it reminded me of the veracious kisses Kalasha laid upon my unshaven, oily royal blue face. The woman with the three tits blared through the cold, night sky. Dozens of trampled, used condoms littered the back alley of the massive institute that invited low-lifes like Vinnie Gognitti into the seedy underworld of mecha-tits."[/QUOTE] yes please have something like this
Apart from that villain guy already shown, will there be more manly beards?
Huh, that's the captain of your ship, not a villain.
[QUOTE=TH89;27833827][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KK-FD135rc[/media] New glock noises omg[/QUOTE] The blue-fire-y part of the muzzle flash particle effect needs a "movement lock to control point" operator
[QUOTE=Jaanus;27837605]Huh, that's the captain of your ship, not a villain.[/QUOTE] Oh, didn't know that. I'm going to guess he's not very friendly though. Or at least he doesn't look friendly.
He has an eyepatch. He'll probably end up selling you out in the last quarter of the game.
are those grunts stock, or does solomon actually sound like batman
he actually sounds like batman
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;27838804]are those grunts stock, or does solomon actually sound like batman[/QUOTE] [url=http://gala.tdoyle.me/Galactopticon_Mod/sound/player/monologue/metalbat.mp3]He IS batman[/url]
[i]"I'm Soloman"[/i]
Give him a suit that has nipples on it [img]http://www.powso.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/batman-nipples.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jaanus;27841548][i]"I'm Soloman"[/i][/QUOTE] You mean Soolyman, right?
So is that street the opening level of the game?
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