and there should be like a talking platypus with a gun that like flies a spaceship
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;23701112]and there should be like a talking platypus with a gun that like flies a spaceship[/QUOTE]
That's been done.
[url]http://img.youtube.com/vi/VKUAtMT_g_I/0.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;23676988]Okay, so dig this.
For my mod there's like this huge vortex in space, and it's making everyone fly off the earth into it.
Now what you gotta do is put bricks onto your boots. So you don't like fly away.
But dig this if you dare. Other people want those bricks because bricks are like limited now because everyone makes stuff out of plastic (It'z da fUturah!!) So you have to fight to get these bricks off other people who want bricks on their shoes.
But also dig this, the bricks break down every step you take. So you have a mad rush to get other bricks before you float away.
It's multiplayer only BY THE WAY!
Now here's where YOU come into the fold.
All I need is
programmers
modelers
mappers
animationators
idea guys
PR guys
I'll do the rest so don't fret if you think we'll be understaffed.[/QUOTE]
Quoted from that mod recruitment center because I've realized this can be like tweaked to become another game in your galaxy thing. Because this is in the future and stuff as well.
Just another suggestion for you mighty moon men.
Alright guys, new game idea. It's going to be called Tales of the Blastopticon. Pretty much, you're a special forces operative fighting in deep space. A rogue band of robot androids are taking over the galaxy and it's up to you to save humanity. You are given a list of a dozen dossiers of specialists whom you must recruit and upgrade your star ship to enter a black hole that takes you in to the twilight zone. From there, you have to fight Grandma and rescue the princess of Al-Kazar, your home bistro pizza planet, because the king wants to put her up for adoption.
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We will sell the game exclusively online for $59.99 because it will feature a great assortment of new effects, ranging from HDR lighting to dynamic shadows that are casted when you use your flashlight. Players will be engrossed in great amateur voice acting and shoddy visual arts. Our deep, riveting story will be the backbone of our game's success and therefore our band of ten hundred writers will develop one of the deepest plots ever made for a game, ever.
[QUOTE=69105;23702391]Alright guys, new game idea. It's going to be called Tales of the Blastopticon. Pretty much, you're a special forces operative fighting in deep space. A rogue band of robot androids are taking over the galaxy and it's up to you to save humanity. You are given a list of a dozen dossiers of specialists whom you must recruit and upgrade your star ship to enter a black hole that takes you in to the twilight zone. From there, you have to fight Grandma and rescue the princess of Al-Kazar, your home bistro pizza planet, because the king wants to put her up for adoption.
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We will sell the game exclusively online for $59.99 because it will feature a great assortment of new effects, ranging from HDR lighting to dynamic shadows that are casted when you use your flashlight. Players will be engrossed in great amateur voice acting and shoddy visual arts. Our deep, riveting story will be the backbone of our game's success and therefore our band of ten hundred writers will develop one of the deepest plots ever made for a game, ever.[/QUOTE]
Sounds generic. Should be more like you have to create the greatest pizza known to the universe or else the universe, who has become part of the scene crowd, will commit suicide as it has nothing to live for.
So you and your sexy pizzaria staff must travel through every worm hole and to every dwarf, giant, and kablooding star to find the perfect ingredients. But unfortunately, the taco dicks are trying to stop the universe from killing itself as well, a noble wish BUTTTT. They're trying to create the perfect taco, and sure tacos are nice but they ain't no pizza.
It should also have some sort of morality complex. You can either help your pizzaria and be nice but have taco dicks on your ass all the time oorrrr help the taco bell and get lots of good ol' taco style weaponary.
The enemies would be the Taco Worm men (IF YOU CHOOSE SO!), the galactic emos who want to kill the whole universe because their mums won't let them have a lock on their bedroom door. And then the locals of all the planets you go to who are all either inbred hicks or gas huffing natives who don't want to let you steal their prized ingredients.
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Nah generic is too harsh a word. It just sounds not very unique. Still sounds good but...
th make source push 2 million polys onscreen okay
on gfx cards from 2003
Looks pretty cool though needs more explosives and stuff to destroy with them.
[QUOTE=Bonzai11;23708025]Looks pretty cool though needs more explosives and stuff to destroy with them.[/QUOTE]
sorry i think you missed the just cause 2 thread
physics eyecandy like destructible everything and explosives are more of a turnoff for a game because it shows the devs put more focus into the eyecandy than the story.
Post some more content to ward off the irrelevant ideas :v:
You kidding? That just makes it worse. All this is because of that taxi
[QUOTE=Uberslug;23721770]You kidding? That just makes it worse. All this is because of that taxi[/QUOTE]
There is no way it would get worse, due to better content, now would it?
Any way, I just wanted to know, is there any actual work on the first level in the "run and gun" portions (corridors, corridors everywhere), or will that be left for later, as a less important part?
[QUOTE=Uberslug;23721770]You kidding? That just makes it worse. All this is because of that taxi[/QUOTE]
1. make stupid ideas against the thread rules
2. ???
3. idiot cull
then you could post all the WIP content you want :buddy:
[QUOTE=gufu;23722650]There is no way it would get worse, due to better content, now would it?
Any way, I just wanted to know, is there any actual work on the first level in the "run and gun" portions (corridors, corridors everywhere), or will that be left for later, as a less important part?[/QUOTE]
console > map dastrip6, check it out.
John [B]Solo[/B]mon sounds like someone who wouldn't want any partners.
Or, you can move it around and make Molo Johnson.
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Or Solo Johnmon.
I don't say Soloman is So-Low-Man.. more like Saw-Lo-Man.
Which i'm pretty sure [I]is[/I] how you say the name.
[QUOTE=LasGunz;23764657]I don't say Soloman is So-Low-Man.. more like Saw-Lo-Man.
Which i'm pretty sure [I]is[/I] how you say the name.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, in one of TH's vids he activated an advert thing. It did that personalised advert thing that's in alot of Sci-Fi. It went Saw-lo-munn.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;23764732]Yeah, in one of TH's vids he activated an advert thing. It did that personalised advert thing that's in alot of Sci-Fi. It went Saw-lo-munn.[/QUOTE]
But wouldn't it be just like an advert to mispronounce a name?
If you don't know how "Solomon" is pronounced I hope you're not a native speaker of english.
[QUOTE=TH89;23773301]If you don't know how "Solomon" is pronounced I hope you're not a native speaker of english.[/QUOTE]
Hey, man, relax. Some people don't do fancy things like read books or skim wikipedia or communicate with people. They just download video game mods all day and post on forums about them. It's not their fault their upbringing couldn't fit culture or language into its schedule.
So "Saw-lo-mon" would be the correct way, right? Now they've got me confused. Or wait, more like "Saw-lo-mun." Blarg.
sahl ah min
I know it's pronounced Saw-lo-muhn, but I meant the [B]Solo[/B] part.
God, this is like Han-Hahn.
Salmon.
Sol-ah-men
Salomão?
ITT: All the ways to pronounce 'Solomon', and some crap about a mod set in outer space.
Back on track, how about you make the Mafia's main planet out of pizza (or something that looks like it)?
with a picture of kpunch's face
And volcanoes that spew Dolmio.
2 million polygons.
Realtime ambient occlusion
Make the mafia planet a giant meatball with pasta ring around it.
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