Red Dead Redemption Megathread - V3

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[QUOTE=The DooD;22216034]I had fun in free roam yesterday. Was doing hideouts with random people. I found these two guys doing it and we were all riding on a stagecoach. The guy riding inside accidentally shot his friend. When his friend caught up I let him drive, and the guy started aiming at me. I thought he was going to shoot me so I shot him and he fell out the coach. Then I felt bad because he got really angry and ragequit saying "I'm just gonna go play modern warfare 2 now, cause that guy shot me"[/QUOTE]

...

I think that was me. Was it on PS3?

[Faunts]

[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;22287215]We really need subforums back. There hasn't been any worthwhile discussion on any specific topic in the past 5+ pages[/QUOTE]

guys does this game reallly have realistic horse dick???? pls answer

[Henry Townshend]

[QUOTE=Faunts;22287421]guys does this game reallly have realistic horse dick???? pls answer[/QUOTE]
Yes, the more you use your horse the longer the penis gets. After a few game days of riding your horse, you'll get the option to whack people (with euphoria mind you) with the horse dick.

[Drasnus]

You need to switch horses every week or so though. Otherwise the horse will trip over it.

[Stupideye]

[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;22285634]The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly was on TV today. I've never wanted to act out something from a movie on a game so bad, that end duel in the cemetary, hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg...[/QUOTE]
Man, I love that movie. Gotta go watch it again along with Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More.

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[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjcoTzhaIk[/MEDIA]
Amazing.

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aniv65Mw8I&feature=related[/media]
Oh god yes.

[wizlord]

so i was at some place and i was hogtying people after i killed a bunch of cops and i saw this guy hogtied on a horse but he was lying on it like his face was inside the horse's neck so i picked him up and then this happened

[IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/Toglop/30822_10150178405915136_512875135_1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/Toglop/30822_10150178406170136_512875135_1.jpg?t=1275341954[/IMG]

and he had a thing attached to the horse he was on
[IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/Toglop/30822_10150178406455136_512875135_1.jpg[/IMG]

and then i put him on my stupid gay fucking low honor faggot horse
[IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/Toglop/30822_10150178406555136_512875135_1.jpg[/IMG]

then i put him down
[IMG]http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn35/Toglop/30822_10150178406670136_512875135_1.jpg[/IMG]

then i picked him up and he fixed and i was sad
and then i got attacked by cops again so i put him down and cut him free cause i was gonna die and then he shot me

[TheTalon]

Well I went out and bought it... great game... But obviously GTA4 re-done... Multiplayer is still frustrating with it's 1 Fuckwit pretending FreeRoam is Deathmatch, instead of actually going into a Deathmatch... Not enough people vote kicking to be honest

Singleplayer is fun though... Rob Banks and ride the train for your get-a-way! I hope when I get to Blackwater the Banks will have more than $60

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=reecematee;22287169]Whats the quote at the end of that;

'some people are born to dig, some people are born to hold the gun'

or something, I always forget it.[/QUOTE]

It's 'There are two types of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.'

[Bllasae]

[QUOTE=GMOD ftw;22284338]Does anyone else hate the herding missions? Seriously, I'm trying to get these cows out of the storm and they are just fucking running all over the place, I go after one and the rest of the cows that I managed to get together run off[/QUOTE]

Got the game today, and yes, this mission pissed me off. I [SP]lost 7 of them over the gorge[/SP]

[evilweazel]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22288902]Well I went out and bought it... great game... But obviously GTA4 re-done[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvxqUCu41Q[/media]

[Bllasae]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;22290441][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvxqUCu41Q[/media][/QUOTE]

Lol, Price is Right, but that post DOES deserve that.

[GMOD ftw]

Oh for fucks sake, My game is glitched, Every horse and buggy is halfway under the ground, Is there any way to fix this?

fuck I can't even do that race mission with Dickens, All the carts bounced and flipped, Mines just stuck in the ground

[Takeout]

The newspapers that talk about WWI also talk about an Irish male who was killed in a discharge and of that guy in Rathskeller Fork who ends up marrying the horse. They also say a man named Seth Briars found a shitload of gold in Tall Trees.

I love how they wrap up all these stories in the newspapers.

[stupid10er]

God damn I need to find some American Full Bloods to capture :argh:

[TheTalon]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;22290441][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIvxqUCu41Q[/media][/QUOTE]

You have to admit that it is... The same Radar with the same player Icons, a lot of the same animations, same crosshair... It's the same as Modding a game. Say Counter strike to Half Life... The same core is there, just re-designed

I didn't say it was bad, GTA4 rocked, now we have GTA4: Oregon Trail

[Bllasae]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22291354]You have to admit that it is... The same Radar with the same player Icons, a lot of the same animations, same crosshair... It's the same as Modding a game. Say Counter strike to Half Life... The same core is there, just re-designed

I didn't say it was bad, GTA4 rocked, now we have GTA4: Oregon Trail[/QUOTE]

No, you fail.

[TheTalon]

Different Models, Sounds and Environment, with everything else being the same means it's not even remotely like GTA4 does it? You fail.

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22291543]Different Models, Sounds and Environment, with everything else being the same means it's not even remotely like GTA4 does it? You fail.[/QUOTE]

OMG! Mass Effect and Batman: Arkham Asylum both run on the Unreal Engine! Just different models, sounds and environments. SAME GAME!

[Uberslug]

GOD DAMMIT I WANT MY XBOX BACK

so sad :C

[JerryK]

Anyone wanna do an achievement with me on 360?

It's the achievement to ride from Blackwater to Escalara before sundown in Free Roam, I'd do it by myself but I think that would get boring. So if someone wants to do it with me, the more the merrier.

[Killerjc]

[QUOTE=JerryK;22291641]Anyone wanna do an achievement with me on 360?

It's the achievement to ride from Blackwater to Escalara before sundown in Free Roam, I'd do it by myself but I think that would get boring. So if someone wants to do it with me, the more the merrier.[/QUOTE]

it only takes like ten minutes

[Ishmael12]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22291543]Different Models, Sounds and Environment, with everything else being the same means it's not even remotely like GTA4 does it? You fail.[/QUOTE]

HL2 and L4D both run on the same engine and have flashlights, they also use some of the same models! And they both have zombies! Same Game, Totally guys!

[TheTalon]

You guys are completely missing the point just for the sake of arguing for some reason... It's the same shit, redecorated... Not just the same engine

[Ishmael12]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22291875]You guys are completely missing the point just for the sake of arguing for some reason... It's the same shit, redecorated... Not just the same engine[/QUOTE]

I don't quite understand the mental leap it takes to say
[Img]http://powrdup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/red-dead-redemption.jpg[/Img]
is just this redecorated
[Img]http://www.xsreviews.co.uk/images/GTAIV/GTAIV.jpg[/Img]

The only similarity are the developers and engine it runs on. No different than the relationship between TF2 and L4D2

And what do you want us to do, agree with you and worship you?

[seanlaff]

I'm getting a little tired of Mexico at this point, but that stealthy train knife mission was cool. :D

[Ishmael12]

[QUOTE=Sean C;22292088]I'm getting a little tired of Mexico at this point, but that stealthy train knife mission was cool. :D[/QUOTE]

Then go hunt Buffalo up on the great plains for a little while, it's extremely profitable, and you can get an achievement.

[stepat201]

Are you allowed to go to the great plains while doing the Mexico missions? Or is it blocked off till you do Reyes' last missions.

[Skwee]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;22291354]You have to admit that it is... The same Radar with the same player Icons, a lot of the same animations, same crosshair... It's the same as Modding a game. Say Counter strike to Half Life... The same core is there, just re-designed

I didn't say it was bad, GTA4 rocked, now we have GTA4: Oregon Trail[/QUOTE]

Just because two games use the same engine and physics engine doesn't mean that it is a redesign.

If RDR was made first and then GTA 4 came out afterwards, would you say:

"I didn't say it was bad, RDR rocked, now we have RDR: New York"

[GMOD ftw]

It's saying I keep unlocking new guns but the gun dude in Armadillo only has the volcanic pistol, Where do I buy all these guns?

[Clow2004]

Yea so me and a friend were playing and we found this out:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l79q3iDt37s[/url]