Dark Souls (PC/PS3/360)v2 - Prepare to Die edition. - Games

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;37678661]What people don't realise is that the Seathe fight is actually a two boss fight like ornstein and smough it's you versus seathe and the painfully retarded camera[/QUOTE] Like many battles where the boss is big. Lock on with your shield up and walking backwards, suddenly the boss moves, lock on turns off, you turn around exposing your ass to the boss' barbed dick.

Got past Anor Londo what'd be the easiest boss from there on for a melee character? Also I love O&S's theme song. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgpYfCnLhAo&feature=relmfu[/media]

[QUOTE=acds;37678679]boss' barbed dick.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=acds;37678606]publisher shoving their barbed dick into them.[/QUOTE] Is there something you want to tell us?

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;37678880]Got past Anor Londo what'd be the easiest boss from there on for a melee character? [/QUOTE] Pinwheel and Seathe [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1347243763591.png[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;37679025]Pinwheel and Seathe[/QUOTE] I got pinwheel before sens, i'll have to ask about for Seathe, i'm sure a npc will know where to go.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;37679051]I got pinwheel before sens, i'll have to ask about for Seathe, i'm sure a npc will know where to go.[/QUOTE] Frampt will.

[QUOTE=Chirno;37678919]Is there something you want to tell us?[/QUOTE] Barbed dick hurts. Most probably.

I hate it how Ornstein can stab you through Smough's dick. I don't think Smough appreciates that either.

Oh god these things in the abyss drop so much humanity, it's crazy

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37682199]Oh god these things in the abyss drop so much humanity, it's crazy[/QUOTE] well, yeah, they are [sp]literally walking humanities[/sp]

[QUOTE=Jojje;37682253]well, yeah, they are [sp]literally walking humanities[/sp][/QUOTE] That freaked me out when I realized it. It also made me realize that the thing that sticks out on humanities [sp]IS A HEAD[/sp]

Question, would the controls work out ok if I used my PS3 pad with Xpadder for this? Still can't decide on PS3 or PC version

Went to do a plunging attack on the Asylum Demon like always, for some reason he attacked and got really close to the wall before I even went through the fog gate, I landed on them and then clipped through the wall: [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/921241021514824504/92F29A90186C0B8642F3E3AD60C2FC3CD06DCE74/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/921241021514835340/9EA77A75401C07D5A0B4081C080417B78160C816/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/921241021514837355/2D1CB323FA75721EAE33C96E54445FD1F418293D/[/t] [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/921241021514838920/82E95482E39A9DB9CE3B377CE96CC5D447F9882F/[/t] First time I've ever had to use darksign. [editline]15th September 2012[/editline] I was also going to do a playthrough as a knight wearing extremely heavy armor, but I can't stand being [I]that[/I] slow.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;37682284]That freaked me out when I realized it. It also made me realize that the thing that sticks out on humanities [sp]IS A HEAD[/sp][/QUOTE] I had no idea their means of attack was going through you until I had about four of them going through me

I don't understand why people had trouble with that Kellog's ceral spider bitch I killed her on my second try with no phantom watching my back.

Summon mildred and keep hitting her in the face with arrows to stunlock her while letting mildred go all out on her. She's really easy.

I am in Anor Londo now, there's a lot of shield guys that keep killing me to death.

If you're talking about the sentinels, you can sprint past most of them easily. Even the royal sentinels.

[QUOTE=PieClock;37683079]Summon mildred and keep hitting her in the face with arrows to stunlock her while letting mildred go all out on her. She's really easy.[/QUOTE] That sounds strangely erotic.

Apparently this is a "Proof of concept" 60 FPS mod: [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?lv71uu81tozzk8x[/url] Here's the issues it lists in the readme: [quote] [B]- GFWL prevents the use of this mod: you need to use a GFWL disabler in order to use it.[/B] It allows playing the game offline with saves enabled (Feel free to use any other.) - The mod does not work with DSfix above v1.1. - The render engine is slow and requires a high-end CPU to get 60fps at stock resolution in crowded places. [B]If you are using DSfix, you probably won't be able to reach 60fps at all.[/B] - The game runs at either 30fps or 60fps (default is 15fps or 30fps). Below 30fps the game-play will slow down and vsync will be lost. - The mod seems to reduce the intensity of motion-blur - Due to the nature of the mod, it may be incompatible (i.e. crash) on a large number of systems. [/quote] Hopefully this can be refined into something better!

Anyone feel like helping a SL 64 kill Manus? :v:

[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;37679025]Pinwheel and Seathe [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1347243763591.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I love how whatever bit of lore that claims Seath has poor eyesight has led to so much "Glasses Seath" fanart.

I'm wondering if a SL20 build would be fun to mess around and invade nobies in the burgs with. [url]http://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/?b=d2FycmlvciwxNSw4LDE1LDIwLDE1LDExLDksOSwwLDI3LDI3LDI3LDM1LDMsMjQsMiwzLDAsMCxub3JtYWwsbm9ybWFsLG5vcm1hbCxub3JtYWwsMCwwLDAsMCwwLDAsMCwwLDAsMCwwLDAsMCwwLHdvb2Rlbix3b29kZW4sd29vZGVuLHdvb2Rlbiwx[/url] I was thinking about something like that. Is SL20 a good level to invade people in the burgs? How does fist weapons performs too, I never tried them, will I be able to attack and parry with the claw and what not? How is their backstab/parry damage, should I switch to something else like DWGR instead of Hornet ring?

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37683609]Anyone feel like helping a SL 64 kill Manus? :v:[/QUOTE] I wonder if my level 78 can help you. Add me on Steam.

[QUOTE=chills2;37682305]Question, would the controls work out ok if I used my PS3 pad with Xpadder for this? Still can't decide on PS3 or PC version[/QUOTE] Can't speak for Xpadder, but MotioninJoy works perfectly when you emulate the 360 controller. This is how I play.

[QUOTE=froztshock;37683624]I love how whatever bit of lore that claims Seath has poor eyesight has led to so much "Glasses Seath" fanart.[/QUOTE] He's completely blind. He's so blind that using something that blocks your sounds makes it harder for him to target you.

[QUOTE=roxahris;37674789]I've made a high-resolution font replacement using the original font containing all the extra glyphs (except the symbols). [url]http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?0e6dg0rwtwh9od3[/url] Use a language such as Spanish, Italian, French, German, or Russian? Give it a shot! Unfortunately, Polish seems to be stored separately, and likewise so does the outlined subtitle font. I'll work on those later. Screenshots ahead. [img_thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24272005/Screens_FP/Dark%20Souls/DATA%202012-09-15%2022-19-11-07.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24272005/Screens_FP/Dark%20Souls/DATA%202012-09-15%2022-38-55-29.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24272005/Screens_FP/Dark%20Souls/DATA%202012-09-15%2022-42-27-26.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] where can i get those PS3 icons?

god, I had no problems with the pc controls until I started using lock-on. the lockon JUMPS BETWEEN THE CUNTS AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT TIME AND THEY HIT ME WITH SPEARS OH GOD THE SPEARS

[QUOTE=Egevened;37684468]god, I had no problems with the pc controls until I started using lock-on. the lockon JUMPS BETWEEN THE CUNTS AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT TIME AND THEY HIT ME WITH SPEARS OH GOD THE SPEARS[/QUOTE] Vaginal spears?

Okay the shield guys are total lightweights that cry and go back to their standing points, but these moth king guys keep shooting their fucking lightning. Not to mention the fact that fucking stretch armstrong is shooting fucking javelins out of bow at me from half a continent away with pinpoint accuracy. Fuck this everything. I want this game to be easy so I will not achieve anything when I get past all of the challenge.