Dark Souls (PC/PS3/360)v2 - Prepare to Die edition. - Games

He's been posted before iirc, but hes the type of person that wants the souls games to have an easy mode... [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=JesterUK;37765500]So all these people talking about how hard Ornstein and Smough were are joking, right? I just fought them. Killed Ornstein in under 10 seconds, and Smough in around 20. Easiest fight of the game so far.[/QUOTE] They must be, it was crazy easy...

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37765386][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlIcL2bxjU[/media] This is what developers think an average gamer is. Try not to rage.[/QUOTE] I'm somewhat new to the game too but holy fuck this guy is retarded

[QUOTE=JesterUK;37765500]So all these people talking about how hard Ornstein and Smough were are joking, right? I just fought them. Killed Ornstein in under 10 seconds, and Smough in around 20. Easiest fight of the game so far.[/QUOTE] Drake and Josh aren't really HARD, but for newer players who aren't over levelled, they're a big, big surprise. That, and without any real information about Dark Souls (character builds, wiki info etc) most players take a few attempts before taking them down. But they're nowhere near the easiest boss battle in the game, I am hoping you are being sarcastic.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37765386][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlIcL2bxjU[/media] This is what developers think an average gamer is. Try not to rage.[/QUOTE] Truly he is the chosen undead. "I lost health when he hit me, wtf?!"

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37765386][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlIcL2bxjU[/media] This is what developers think an average gamer is. Try not to rage.[/QUOTE] He gets paid for this. Let that sink in.

[QUOTE=JesterUK;37765666]He gets paid for this. Let that sink in.[/QUOTE] It took this guy a good 40 minutes to get past the asylum [img]http://02.images.fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dark-Souls-General127.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37765386][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlIcL2bxjU[/media][/QUOTE] look how hard this fag is raging lol

It seems changing my fps cap to 60 makes the game become slow-mo

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37766751]It seems changing my fps cap to 60 makes the game become slow-mo[/QUOTE] I think it has something to do with how the animations are tailored to 30 FPS or something.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37766848]I think it has something to do with how the animations are tailored to 30 FPS or something.[/QUOTE] So it's like I am moving in 30fps while the game plays out in 60 fps?

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37765386][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlIcL2bxjU[/media] This is what developers think an average gamer is. Try not to rage.[/QUOTE] i was hoping havel the rock would smack his shit as soon as he saw him [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] instead he played some major league on his helmet

So I saw a sign saying "imminent secret" with two upvotes on what looks like should be an opening to a building over by the Oolacile township bonfire. Any clue if it's actually anything? [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902101368914638007/35921381C6A5E00C7DDF4597B09DC201E0592543/[/img]

So, I started a new game to try a dex build and I'm farming for the Balder Side Sword. Is that a rarer drop than I think it is or am I just unlucky? I have 4 humanity but all i ever get are titanite shards. Any advice?

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37767459]So I saw a sign saying "imminent secret" with two upvotes on what looks like should be an opening to a building over by the Oolacile township bonfire. Any clue if it's actually anything? [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902101368914638007/35921381C6A5E00C7DDF4597B09DC201E0592543/[/img][/QUOTE] There are some walls in the township that can be "opened" if you shine a light source at it. Don't know if that wall is one of those though.

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;37767722]There are some walls in the township that can be "opened" if you shine a light source at it. Don't know if that wall is one of those though.[/QUOTE] I tried using light and the pendant, no luck.

[QUOTE=JesterUK;37765666]He gets paid for this. Let that sink in.[/QUOTE] He actually brings that up in part 5 where he bitches about how if it weren't for him getting paid to play the game he wouldn't. I also hate how slobish he is. He burps all the fucking time without excusing himself or anything. It's just unprofessional.

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37767734]I tried using light and the pendant, no luck.[/QUOTE] Most likely people just bullshitting then. Just like all the "Try Jumping" at the edges of cliffs.

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;37767976]Most likely people just bullshitting then. Just like all the "Try Jumping" at the edges of cliffs.[/QUOTE] Just seemed kind of convincing because it definitely looks like it should be an opening

I really hate how you can't change your name without using Microsoft Points to change it...

[QUOTE=slayer20;37768253]I really hate how you can't change your name without using Microsoft Points to change it...[/QUOTE] I suppose you could have people report your gamertag for being offensive

I don't think I'd want that :v:

[QUOTE=slayer20;37768379]I don't think I'd want that :v:[/QUOTE] All it does is force you to change your gamertag for free

It also takes a metric shitload of reports to change it.

I don't want to get rid of my username, I would just like to be able to change it, like Steam. Also, more people need to be in Anor Londo for me to help. [editline]23rd September 2012[/editline] I played around with my Cleric build for Anor Londo and made it a level 51 build. That's about as low as I'll go.

I got stuck on some fucking scenery objects and now I have to start Blighttown all over again fuck me

If we ever are able to edit models, I would hope someone adds a plume to Ornstein's set

I found the best strategy to be just sneaking past them. In my SL 20 run, I never had to deal with a stone guardian.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;37769246]i can't sneak past them, their vision range is massive, maybe i can just run past everything instead so i'll try that[/QUOTE] What level are you?

Really glad I brought that Silver knight spear for Nito

[QUOTE=lockdown6;37769403]i don't even keep track anymore, about 60 i think[/QUOTE] I have a level 53 Knight. I could probably help you through some of the Royal Wood.