Dark Souls (PC/PS3/360)v2 - Prepare to Die edition. - Games

[QUOTE=dogmachines;38238334]Who gives a shit, what's his name? [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] My wallet keeps screaming no but I know that really means yes.[/QUOTE] PM'd you his steam account, I'm not sure he would like his stuff viewed publicly.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;38238426]Yeah, but these are people invading in undead parish when I go human shortly after getting to Andre for the first time. [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] Supafly, tell the guy to add me on steam. I'm going to sleep.[/QUOTE] Yea? You don't need to have the bosses alive to invade. Beating the game up to four kings for the covenant is easy enough anyway.

[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;38238499]Yea? You don't need to have the bosses alive to invade. Beating the game up to four kings for the covenant is easy enough anyway.[/QUOTE] My point is that while it's possible to that, a strangely large number of people seem to have Anor Londo level gear with a playstyle that revolves around throwing feces at characters with starting gear.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;38237844]The funny thing about editors is you can always tell who uses them. Sure, you could have a lightening weapon capable of bypassing shields(whatever that sword is called) with a pile of dung piles to throw at everyone, but there's far more people invading like that than have actually done that with their character. [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] Steam sale is on, anyone want anything?[/QUOTE] Don't wanna be a beggar or anything, but I'd really like to have Dark Souls, don't bother if it costs you too much bro woah pageking (my first) and it's just me asking for stuff, ohhh boy

[QUOTE=Vacuum;38238604]Don't wanna be a beggar or anything, but I'd really like to have Dark Souls, don't bother if it costs you too much bro woah pageking (my first) and it's just me asking for stuff, ohhh boy[/QUOTE] Last gift for today goes to you. [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] Sorry for the delay, as it turns out whoever said diarrhea knows how far you are from a toilet and it wants to race was RIGHT on the money. The good news is I won, the bad news is that "toilet" and "cardboard box I tripped over" are now synonyms.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;38239051]Last gift for today goes to you.[/QUOTE] You, dear sir, are amazing.

I know there's a glitch with enchanting bows where the damage doesn't scale right, is it true for crossbows as well?

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;38239256]I know there's a glitch with enchanting bows where the damage doesn't scale right, is it true for crossbows as well?[/QUOTE] I think some damage types just outright aren't applied if you try to use them.

Do you know which ones don't work? i'm thinking about a crossbow/bow only character, just for the hell of it.

Today I decided to sit in the Dorkroot Garden while human and I didn't realize. I tab back in from working on something in Word and three people invaded me. They all spammed WoG and TWoP, so of course I died. I got fan mail from them too. So I go human again, and wait. They invade me again but I'm ready this time. I make 'em waste all of their WoGs and then proceed to brutally destroy them all three at once, because they had no idea how to actually fight. Sometimes I weep for this game's community. [QUOTE=Zinayzen;38237869]i have a feeling that might be the ONE thing that the mods might not fucking like about this entire discussion so i'll just tell you to google [Remake][PC/Xbox360] Dark Souls Save editor V3.0.5.0 [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] also i just tried out my new save. shit's hilarious. did you know if you go from anor londo to sen's the boss fight won't trigger? he's just chillin'. It does trigger once you walk to the fog door though. Which really sucks because you can't kill the giant. :< bombs everywhere. then it told me i got the lordvessel but i can't give it to frampt to get to duke's so now I need to mess with my settings a little more and see if i can get around that otherwise i'll need to haul ass to queelag and gargoyles so i can go terrorize duke's like i wanted to in the first place[/QUOTE] the save editor is a very buggy thing. as zip file said, you need to disable GFWL or else it breaks things. (aka your saves are "corrupted") HOWEVER if you use the cheat engine table you can copy the item IDs down and then go back in your normal exe and stuff [QUOTE=Foogooman;38237342]"This message is hidden because Saza is on your ignore list." It's not a very good ignore system if it shows me every time he posts. Should I un-ignore him or am I not missing much?[/QUOTE] I have no words for this besides 'what the fuck are you thinking'. I'm glad you guys can continue on with this and mention every time I make a post they "oh hey this guy's on my ignore list is it worth it to click "see message" guys or does he have a differing opinion than mine hMM??". Learn to move on already. You didn't need to post that, it's nothing relevant to the thread at all and it's just going to start shit up.

Hmm... Should i change Black Flame for Great Combustion for level 50 invading at Anor Londo? Seems a bit too cheesy.

no use black flame they'll learn eventually.

Combustion is actually a hilarious thing in Anal Rodeo because there's a lot of narrow walkways to easily push them off, just like the later parts of Sen's Fortress. But, as Zinayzen said, people will pick up on it, and you've only got a few uses for it. Keep block flame.

meanwhile i'm sticking to pursuers/black flame/dark bead. i've been in Duke's for the last two hours. 23 invasions, 22 indictments. huehuehue

By the way in my newest LP, everyone should check out 19:35 even if you don't keep up with my channel. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23buqX5ZWo[/media]

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;38239940]meanwhile i'm sticking to pursuers/black flame/dark bead. i've been in Duke's for the last two hours. 23 invasions, 22 indictments. huehuehue[/QUOTE] even if it's using that shit I guess you do deserve a pat on the back for 22 indictments. That's a pretty nice amount. I can't imagine all your fan mail.

i just watched the first 15 seconds of that video yes, the iron golem CAN fall off. in fact the last time i fought him he fell off. the trick is to pull him back towards the entrance so he's on the narrow bridge thing, and then make him lunge towards a side. he falls off 75% of the time. [editline]29th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Saza;38240004]even if it's using that shit I guess you do deserve a pat on the back for 22 indictments. That's a pretty nice amount. I can't imagine all your fan mail.[/QUOTE] it's all pretty much identical. it doesn't help that I *shrug* every time I kill someone. one guy got REALLY mad because I invaded him and when we made eye contact (i was on the duke stairs by the fire), he cast pursuers and made the COME AT ME BRO pose. so i just threw on a ring of fog, cast pursuers, got in his face, and cast dark bead. his pursuers never activated. :v: next time i invaded him (sheer luck, i guess) he just disconnected. :v:

[QUOTE=Foogooman;38239975]By the way in my newest LP, everyone should check out 19:35 even if you don't keep up with my channel. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23buqX5ZWo[/media][/QUOTE] I think I should point out that your playlist is backwards, you have more recent videos playing before older ones.

if an invasion process (invading, finding, killing, shrugging, returning to my world) lasts longer than a minute, i have failed.

I should probably get my hands on the shrug. Right now I do the moonwalk; I have 'prayer' in the middle slot so whenever I hit select it has it selected and I repeat about a second or two 'select a' so it makes me moonwalk. People get all kinds of mad.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;38240098]I think I should point out that your playlist is backwards, you have more recent videos playing before older ones.[/QUOTE] Oh shit thanks, fixed

[QUOTE=Saza;38240138]I should probably get my hands on the shrug. Right now I do the moonwalk; I have 'prayer' in the middle slot so whenever I hit select it has it selected and I repeat about a second or two 'select a' so it makes me moonwalk. People get all kinds of mad.[/QUOTE] i feel like shrug is just more...smug. like come at me bro is typical, but shrug is special. no one ever does it. also about the silver pendant it's good, i guess, but the second you use it, enjoy your backstab. :v:

yeah I'm so going to grab Shrug on my PvP char even though I have no lordvessel hnnghhg all the way from Dorkroot Garden to Firelink

I've kind of resorted to "cowardly" tactics when i find myself in 3 vs 1 situations in Anor Londo. Sneak attacks from behind, stuff like that. They don't seem to watch those corners.

cowardly tactics 101 with saza step 1: get shield step 2: get halberd or spear of some sort step 3: never let your shield down that's all you need friends. also, it's very satisfying when somebody charges you as you're doing the 1H R2 attack with the Moonlight Greatsword and they think if they're up close nothing happens. Then your blade explodes on their face.

[QUOTE=Saza;38240202]yeah I'm so going to grab Shrug on my PvP char even though I have no lordvessel hnnghhg all the way from Dorkroot Garden to Firelink[/QUOTE] parish elevator talk to the fat ugly cleric, homeward bone not hard. although honestly you don't need it unless you plan on A) invading, and B) being a dick

All's fair in love and war. I've had people rage at me SO HARD because I've used Divine Blessings on my SL11 Character. It's simple, I have a friend who starts new characters and chooses divine blessings as a gift, I then lay down a red sign or invade him. I get his blessings and shit. Works like a charm.

[QUOTE=Saza;38240202]yeah I'm so going to grab Shrug on my PvP char even though I have no lordvessel hnnghhg all the way from Dorkroot Garden to Firelink[/QUOTE] So you walk 1 minute to the parish shortcut and bam, you're there.

wouldn't farming humanity be WAY easier?

My PvP char doesn't have the Lordvessel; I just walked from the Garden to the elevator. Wasn't hard, really, just a time waster.