Dark Souls (PC/PS3/360)v2 - Prepare to Die edition. - Games

Yesterday I went out with some friends for a couple of beers in a club, I was a bit drunk and tired so I got home pretty early. Anyway I was still longinig for some Dark Souls that night. So popped in the disk and wanted to play some Dark Souls drunk. I have to say that it was one of worst experiences ever, I lost so many souls and fucked up a lot of stuff :v:

Time for shameless post. Took a picture of my cat (Obviously the quality isn't the greatest.) [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/692/praisethesunw.jpg/][IMG]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4854/praisethesunw.jpg[/IMG][/URL] On the flip side, I just got inside the main building in Anor Londo, jesus, I died like, 5 times trying to get past those archers on this thief character. On my greataxe character it only took me one try.

[QUOTE=Viper202;35122415]ALL THESE SKELETONS WHY WHY WONT THEY STOP KILLING ME gaah[/QUOTE] THIS BOAR WONT STOP KILLING ME FUCK WHYYYYYY gaaaah

Lead it into the nearby fires, or do a plunging attack from that area just above it.

[QUOTE=Viper202;35137479]THIS BOAR WONT STOP KILLING ME FUCK WHYYYYYY gaaaah[/QUOTE] Roll behind him and backstab him, there's a hole in his armor where his butthole is. [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;35138486]Roll behind him and backstab him, there's a hole in his armor where his butthole is. [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.[/QUOTE] Lightning spear worked p.well .

[QUOTE=themodtester;35138528]Lightning spear worked p.well .[/QUOTE] i had to do it on my unarmed full dragon form character that was really not fun

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;35138676]i had to do it on my unarmed full dragon form character that was really not fun[/QUOTE] fuckin' leg it, or seek assistance.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;35138486] If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.[/QUOTE] Heal up, get it to notice you, and run like fuck back outside. They'll stop and turn around so you can hit them a few times, run back out, repeat. It's a close call but it's possible to do with both the boars.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I CAN kill them. they're just REALLY fucking annoying.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;35138486]Roll behind him and backstab him, there's a hole in his armor where his butthole is. [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] If you mean the ones in Duke's, those are fucking annoying and I don't have good advice for those.[/QUOTE] You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon... :suicide:

[QUOTE=Viper202;35140928]You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon... :suicide:[/QUOTE] Oh, that boar. Well, you COULD go to the ledge above him and shoot at his ass with some arrows. Eventually though, as Zin said, there's some boars you encounter later that you fight in a REALLY narrow corridor. Very annoying.

[QUOTE=Viper202;35140928]You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon... :suicide:[/QUOTE] What I did was go to where the stair case is at. I don't think the boar can go through the pillars there, so I just wait for it to turn around and start walking away. When it turns around I shove my sword up its ass.

[QUOTE=Viper202;35140928]You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon... :suicide:[/QUOTE] When you first aggro him, look behind you and you can see a ledge besides the stairs. Take it. There's a sliver of space you can walk on. This is inaccessible to him, and his handicap shall be his own undoing.

[QUOTE=Viper202;35140928]You have no idea how hard that thing is to stab accurately with the longsword I've got no good equipment cos I accidentally lost the 5k souls I had from killing the taurus demon... :suicide:[/QUOTE] In that case, new plan. Kill everything around him, avoid him, run up the stairs, take out the archers, grab the corpse. Corpse gives you Alluring Skulls or whatever they're called. Throw one at the little fires by the boar. That bitch will run into the fire and die. Might take a few of them.

I am so sad you must depart of this world, [sp]Solaire, especially since the final stab I got on you was a backstab with Quelaag's Fury. Gosh this is a depressing moment in the game[/sp] But that is soon rectified because I have your sweet armor and now I am [sp]the sun[/sp] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-sun.gif[/img]

BY THE SUN, YOU FOUND THE GREATEST EMOTE FACEPUNCH HAS EVER HAD AN ANCIENT RELIC LOST IN THE DEPTHS OF LOST IZALITH PRAISE THE SUN [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-sun.gif[/img]

for some reason i'm marked as sinful. i've never done anything wrong, except farming those guys in the forest... i've heard killing them counts as a sin some times. weird. anyways i took the chance to kill petrus, so that's one loose end i don't have worry about.

[QUOTE=postmanX3;35143221]for some reason i'm marked as sinful. i've never done anything wrong, except farming those guys in the forest... i've heard killing them counts as a sin some times. weird. anyways i took the chance to kill petrus, so that's one loose end i don't have worry about.[/QUOTE] Have you been indicted? or since you killed petrus, killing most NPCs result in sin

[QUOTE=Japancakes;35143269]Have you been indicted? or since you killed petrus, killing most NPCs result in sin[/QUOTE] i killed petrus since i had already sinned, the only reason i hadn't killed him before was because i didn't want to sin. and i don't even have online so...

I'm tired of fighting other players that do nothing but spam lightning spears and back stab me from my face.

[QUOTE=postmanX3;35143380]i killed petrus since i had already sinned, the only reason i hadn't killed him before was because i didn't want to sin. and i don't even have online so...[/QUOTE] Well have you previously killed NPCs other than Petrus? That is probably why then.

[QUOTE=Japancakes;35143407]Well have you previously killed NPCs other than Petrus? That is probably why then.[/QUOTE] nope [editline]14th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;35143398]I'm tired of fighting other players that do nothing but spam lightning spears and back stab me from my face.[/QUOTE] aren't lightning spears ridiculously easy to dodge? i wouldn't know personally, but they look really slow.

They are, but when they hide at the end of a hallway, firing the dragon slayer at you. You got little choice.

where the hell are you fighting people at? the depths?

Different locations. I get invaded more than enough times. I invade people. Or I do some jolly co-operation.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;35143829]They are, but when they hide at the end of a hallway, firing the dragon slayer at you. You got little choice.[/QUOTE] Roll into it. If it hits you during your roll it won't trigger. Blood timers, however, will. Usually I can avoid a bleed out by rolling while they hit me and trigger the bleed. Timer resets but does no damage.

you're complaining about lightning spears? they're incredibly easy to dodge wrath of the god on the other end...

Either way, I prefer to find people who are willing to fight me head on. It's more interesting for me.

[QUOTE=Viper202;35137479]THIS BOAR WONT STOP KILLING ME FUCK WHYYYYYY gaaaah[/QUOTE] Go down the stairs, there's a point where if you cross it the boar will deaggro, after that and this is the only time I will tell you this but: Stab it in the butthole :o