Dark Souls (PC/PS3/360)v2 - Prepare to Die edition. - Games

[QUOTE=Charm6000;35423506]does anyone still have the picture which told you how to do the iron tarkus build ?[/QUOTE] I'll hunt it down, since i'll end up doing it after my Witch. Untill then... A random picture of Dark Souls, and those fucking cats. [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mukdAxYj1qjuqb5.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Charm6000;35423506]does anyone still have the picture which told you how to do the iron tarkus build ?[/QUOTE] Ask and thou shalt receiveth. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/56sqH.jpg[/IMG]

Hey guys. I've been seeing messages on the ground that are like "Try illusory wall" or something like that. Are there walls that can be broken down/passed through or are the people on my server just screwing with me? I'm not near any of the fog walls, so that isn't what they are referring to. Any ideas?

I never found those cats on my first forest run, so when I came back with my sexy gear to take on Sif I just anal raped all of them [editline]4th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Bootlord;35424682]Hey guys. I've been seeing messages on the ground that are like "Try illusory wall" or something like that. Are there walls that can be broken down/passed through or are the people on my server just screwing with me? I'm not near any of the fog walls, so that isn't what they are referring to. Any ideas?[/QUOTE] I think they're fucking with you. There's only a handful of illusionary walls in the game.

If you see messages like like try hitting or rolling into some of the nearby walls. There are quite a few illusionary walls in this game, most of them are rather easy to spot.

[QUOTE=liltourette;35424559]Ask and thou shalt receiveth. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/56sqH.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Totally my second playthrough build now.

Oh man. I just past the Anor londo archers and got in the building, but couldn't light the bonfire because I had a summon with me. So we continued on to the first silver knight then we got invaded. The invader took down my summon and I had me down to a straw of HP before I landed my last hit. Thank fuck.

Got some cool guy to help me flay Bonerstien and Luigi, as in I got to watch as he wrenched their lives from their rectums. OH, I also got the lord vessel from Ms. boobtastic. My only question is where should I go next?

Tomb of the Giants its really fun and an open place, well lit and easy to kill enemies.

[QUOTE=Olinaj;35430355]Got some cool guy to help me flay Bonerstien and Luigi, as in I got to watch as he wrenched their lives from their rectums. OH, I also got the lord vessel from Ms. boobtastic. My only question is where should I go next?[/QUOTE] Forest to kill Sif so you get the Covenant of Artorias. Also once you get that you could choose to do the 4 Kings Bossfight first to be a Darkwraith after you beat it (if you haven't talked to Frampt after getting the lord vessel) or if you don't/can't be a darkwraith, kill all the lordsoul bosses. I found that easiest to hardest were Seath, Bed of Chaos, Nito, and lastly the Four Kings.

been invading in anor londo as a darkwraith Iron Tarkus, it actually went well for once, invaded the same person 3 times, and on the third time we dragged the fights out by, if we got to low health we backed up and healed, it was fun

Solaire decided it'd be a good idea to just stand in the lava during the fight with the Centipede Demon. :downs:

Ah yes, that's solaire close to sunification his darkest days [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] until he was granted his very own sun...

[QUOTE=Novangel;35424756]Totally my second playthrough build now.[/QUOTE] I made that pic. :v: I suggest a fire greatsword if you're not picky about being 100% tarkus. It does absurd amounts of damage.

What do i have to do to get the Drake Sword?

[QUOTE=74;35433498]What do i have to do to get the Drake Sword?[/QUOTE] When you go under the big bridge in the Undead Burg, right after you beat the Taurus Demon, you should see the Dragon's tail showing. Buy a bow and a shitload of Arrows (150 is good) and then just keep shooting the Dragon's Tail, as much as you can. Eventually it'll be cut off and you'll get the Drake Sword.

Ah k, i'll do that next time i see it, what's that weird lightning demon in the Undead Parish? You know the one just down the stairs from the blacksmith.

[QUOTE=74;35433625]Ah k, i'll do that next time i see it, what's that weird lightning demon in the Undead Parish? You know the one just down the stairs from the blacksmith.[/QUOTE] its a titanite demon, don't bother dealing with it for now

Is the Bell Gargoyle Boss easy or difficult? I'm currently using a Hollow Soldier Shield and Halberd+3. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Through the fucking fight the stupid thing telling me i got the Gargoyle Axe wouldn't fuck off, i died because it was obscuring my vision.

[QUOTE=74;35433835]Is the Bell Gargoyle Boss easy or difficult? I'm currently using a Hollow Soldier Shield and Halberd+3. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Through the fucking fight the stupid thing telling me i got the Gargoyle Axe wouldn't fuck off, i died because it was obscuring my vision.[/QUOTE] Press A to get it to go away. Also, the Gargoyle Demons are pretty easy if you have Solaire or another player with you.

I'm not Human, i can't summon anyone and for some bullshit reason i get invaded alot. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Holy shit i fucking did it, well you know what they say, third time's a charm.

[QUOTE=74;35434142]I'm not Human, i can't summon anyone and for some bullshit reason i get invaded alot. [editline]5th April 2012[/editline] Holy shit i fucking did it, well you know what they say, third time's a charm.[/QUOTE] You could have played in Offline Mode. That means nobody can invade you. You can't summon players, but NPCs like Solaire can still be summoned. Just a tip for the future, in case you're ever in the same situation.

How do i play in offline mode on PS3? On my Xbox sure because i use an Ethernet Cable but i don't have it on Xbox, so how do i get it in offline mode on PS3?

[QUOTE=74;35434496]How do i play in offline mode on PS3? On my Xbox sure because i use an Ethernet Cable but i don't have it on Xbox, so how do i get it in offline mode on PS3?[/QUOTE] Every time I see your avatar, I need a wank.

Where do i go after killing the Gargoyles? [QUOTE=kyle877;35434512]Every time I see your avatar, I need a wank.[/QUOTE] Would be better if it was 80x80 but, i have to wait because i've been told, "Don't fucking pay for Gold".

[QUOTE=74;35434658]Where do i go after killing the Gargoyles? Would be better if it was 80x80 but, i have to wait because i've been told, "Don't fucking pay for Gold".[/QUOTE] Well, you've got a fun five years ahead of you at least. Also that video from earlier got me thinking about a playthrough as Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I figure he'd have to be a pyromancer, but I'm trying to remember if there are any helmets in the game that are horned like the one he wears. The only thing I can think of that has horns is the helmet that Domhal of Zena wears, but that's not really very close at all.

[QUOTE=froztshock;35434967]Well, you've got a fun five years ahead of you at least.[/QUOTE] 5 Years, i thought it was 2?

Oh boy, here comes the bad news. It's 5 years and 1000 posts now.

[QUOTE=Novangel;35435286]Oh boy, here comes the bad news. It's 5 years and 1000 posts now.[/QUOTE] Why decrease the post count if they increase the number of years? That sounds silly, is Gold Member really that special, that it's only worthy of people who have been with this Forum for 5 years? Or people who have money?

[QUOTE=Novangel;35435286]Oh boy, here comes the bad news. It's 5 years and 1000 posts now.[/QUOTE] I thought Garry removed the ability to get it with post & years completely a few months ago