Duke Nukem VS Master Chief

[TheGalardo]

I think both of them will start wrestling and end up having "Bro-Sex" where they spawn a bastard child and they name it... MEL GIBSON!

[Eleventeen]

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[Libertas]

Duke Nukem while eating a Fried Chicken Sandwich.

[Juoniva]

Duke is awesome.

Chief is just a wuzzy hiding behind a suit of metal.

[jcallan]

This thread has almost as much cunts in it as the other Master chief poll thread.

[nERVEcenter]

So apparently Duke Nukem instantly wins because he's a badass.

I'm tired of arguing in these stupid threads... -.-

[Syrix]

Duke Nukem doesn't need to wear a suit to fight monsters.

[Morkcheese]

This is why we shouldn't have the ability to make polls.

[Master of Tetra]

Duke is a fag...

but so is Master Queef

[Blobicus]

I bet Master Chief doesn't even hump the wall to search for secrets, like a real man would.
[b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b] [b]UNH[/b]

[Killoch0]

Master chief wins by default when duke nukem is over a decade late to the fight.

[bepassley]

so it's either a game character who will never come back or a game character who won't go away?

i'll stick with chicken sandwiches

[zombiefreak]

In reality, Chief would win. While Duke is merely a badass, Master Chief is a fucking tank.

[Stickmna]

Whats with all these fucking retarded comparison threads?

[editline]04:47AM[/editline]

Also, why is everything VS master chief?

Considering a majority of this forum is biased against the MC, why doesn't bother comparing two characters the forum actually likes?

Why not Duke Vs Gordon Freeman ?

[zombiefreak]

[QUOTE=Stickmna;19027215]Whats with all these fucking retarded comparison threads?

[editline]04:47AM[/editline]

Also, why is everything VS master chief?

Considering a majority of this forum is biased against the MC, why doesn't bother comparing two characters the forum actually likes?

Why not Duke Vs Gordon Freeman ?[/QUOTE]

Duke. Gordon does not have nearly as much firepower and badassery.

[bepassley]

Or how about a little more creative.

Freeman is overrated

What about this

Mario vs Nomad

[the_shape]

[QUOTE=bepassley;19031619]Or how about a little more creative.

Freeman is overrated

What about this

Mario vs Nomad[/QUOTE]
Nomad's a walking tank.
Now, THAT would be a good discussion, Nomad vs Master Chief.

[Hakita]

[QUOTE=the_shape;19031666]Nomad's a walking tank.
Now, THAT would be a good discussion, Nomad vs Master Chief.[/QUOTE]
Both are enchanced super-soldiers.
Both fight armored aliens.
Both have rechargeable shields.
Nomad has the suit powers.
Master Chief the warthog etc.

Actually, that could be a good discussion.

[CertainDOOM]

[QUOTE=Hakita;19031801]Both are enchanced super-soldiers.
Both fight armored aliens.
Both have rechargeable shields.
Nomad has the suit powers.
Master Chief the warthog etc.

Actually, that could be a good discussion.[/QUOTE]

Nomad also has the ability to throw chickens

[bepassley]

[QUOTE=the_shape;19031666]Nomad's a walking tank.
Now, THAT would be a good discussion, Nomad vs Master Chief.[/QUOTE]

nomad would throw a turtle at master chief and knock his bitch ass out