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Oh god when do these come to the US I must have one :byodood:
If they had actually cool 1st and 2nd gen pokemon on them I'd actually consider buying one.
[QUOTE=SlanderMan;27670572]If they had actually cool 1st and 2nd gen pokemon on them I'd actually consider buying one.[/QUOTE]
If people would actually stop whining about every new generation of Pokémon I'd actually not call them dumbfucks.
[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;24888383][img_thumb]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/93/Bag_Pok%C3%A9_Ball_Sprite.png[/img_thumb]Gen I [b]Coveted for its nostalgia but only that.[/b] 151 Pokémon Added
Red, Blue and Yellow (RBY)
Pokémon Snap!
Pokémon Stadium
And a few others not really worth mentioning.
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What. Are you SHITTING ME?
Pokemon PINBALL?
Also, COVETED FOR NOSTALGIA?
So you're telling me it's GOOD to have so many fucking pokemon with so many fucking elements that the rock paper scissors strategy is now a cluster fuck of pokemon on pokemon rape?
You're telling me that it's good to have so many god damn pokemon you don't even know what the fuck a random one is supposed to be?
Let's take a random sampling of the so called "necessary" pokemon since 151 aren't good enough.
[img]http://pldh.net/media/pokemon/ken_sugimori/update1/333.png[/img]
This one is called Swablu. Looks like it's a fucking bird with clouds for wings. What the fuck. It gets it's name from being a Swallow that's been horribly disfigured. Also it's blue. Original? Probably only because something as poorly designed as that shouldn't exist.
Which brings me to Spheal
[img]http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/Eric_Autopsy/spheal.png[/img]
What the fuck. You already have a few seal pokemons, why do you need to make a sphere seal?
I remind you I'm picking these fucks at random, scrolling through the list of pokemon and stopping randomly. No bias.
[img]http://www.wmelbourne.brevard.k12.fl.us/teachers/cohen.roger/Pokemon%20Battles%20Web%20Folder/azelf.png[/img]
What the piss is an Azelf? I don't even...
[img]http://www.ceder.net/pc/character/huntail.png[/img]
Right ok I'm done. Keep your bizarre twisted fucking animals.
151 crazy monsters developed by Game Freak are more than enough for me.
I'll give that Porygon is really fucked up. A pokemon that's comprised of machine code? What. The. Fuck.
I'm off to do some acid, it can't be any fucking weirder than this shit
[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926] COVETED FOR NOSTALGIA?
So you're telling me it's GOOD to have so many fucking pokemon with so many fucking elements that the rock paper scissors strategy is now a cluster fuck of pokemon on pokemon rape?[/quote]
... gen 2 only added 2 types. No more have been added since then
[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926]Which brings me to Spheal
[img_thumb]http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv247/Eric_Autopsy/spheal.png[/img_thumb]
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D'awww Spheal
[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926]:downswords::downswords::downswords:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7694/1291668352069.png[/img]
I'm not typing the entire argument why you have no idea what you're talking about again. Find the ones from before.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;27670719]If people would actually stop whining about every new generation of Pokémon I'd actually not call them dumbfucks.[/QUOTE]
Gen V is actually the first one I don't really like.
Actually I will
Ahem:
[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926]"I think the designs are bad, that must mean the pokemon are also bad/useless. Obviously design determines gameplay, statistics, and the quality of the game in general, especially since it's [i]my[/i] opinion. I have no experience to back up this claim, however, and instead of taking an hour or so to do some research/try some roms and see that I am completely wrong, I am positive that I am right since I drive a [b][i]firey chariot[/i][/b] of nostalgia and therefore have a knowledge of Pokemon far surpassing those who know what the fuck they're talking about and actually play the games!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bokito;27673035]Gen V is actually the first one I don't really like.[/QUOTE]
This is ok. You're not bashing every other gen, you are just expressing your opinion in a civilized manner.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;27673115]Actually I will
Ahem:[/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
So episode 16 is never getting subbed but 17 is
what the fuck
[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926]Words
So you're telling me it's GOOD to have so many fucking pokemon with so many fucking elements that the rock paper scissors strategy is now a cluster fuck of pokemon on pokemon rape?
Words[/QUOTE]
I don't think you understand how broken generation one was.
[editline]26th January 2011[/editline]
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[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926]
[img_thumb]http://www.ceder.net/pc/character/huntail.png[/img_thumb]
Right ok I'm done. Keep your bizarre twisted fucking animals.
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[img]http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oarfish.jpg[/img]
No, you are the bizarre.
And suppertime was bizarre.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;27673645]This is ok. You're not bashing every other gen, you are just expressing your opinion in a civilized manner.[/QUOTE]
it's not that I hate the new gens, (this is a lie, I do) it's just the character art/originality make way more sense in the first and second gen than they do now.
Originality can't make more or less sense.
And Gen 5's character art is everyday shit compared to the past.
Plain old jacket, pants, and trucker cap. Cool.
[img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/0/0d/Black_White_Touya.png/199px-Black_White_Touya.png[/img]
Pants over pants, hair-hat what the fuck is going on
[img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/fa/Emerald_Brendan.png[/img]
[QUOTE=suppertime;27670926]
You're telling me that it's good to have so many god damn pokemon you don't even know what the fuck a random one is supposed to be?
[/QUOTE]
I can know. :colbert:
So Iris is to keep her name in the English localisation, but Dent is to become... Cilan?
I suppose it's pronounced ki-lan, as opposed to sil-an (though some Google pronunciation hunting).
[QUOTE=jechtman02;27682911]So Iris is to keep her name in the English localisation, but Dent is to become... Cilan?
I suppose it's pronounced ki-lan, as opposed to sil-an (though some Google pronunciation hunting).[/QUOTE]
Don't believe every dumb thread on /vp/ you see
[QUOTE=yourgrandmother;27681109][img_thumb]http://i818.photobucket.com/albums/zz105/VGSTonyB/Pokemon_Black_White_Female_trainer.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
She makes my pants happy
Hooray for entai!
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;27673115]Actually I will
Ahem:[/QUOTE]
>implying gameplay has changed or evolved since gen 1 oh wait no it didn't it just got more fucomplicated
P.S.
This is my last po(ke)st, enjoy your new games since your enjoyment won't detract from my childhood memories / hinder me replaying pokemon blue.
I'll probably dig up my two weeabo pokomics after this semester and remember my youth. Also my pokedex book. Fuck yeah.
Why is animal cruelty mixed with magic + imagination cocaine for children? I will never know. Or care, so please don't tell me.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;27683469]Don't believe every dumb thread on /vp/ you see[/QUOTE]
Uh... found it out on Bulbapedia.
[editline]27th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=suppertime;27685424]>implying gameplay has changed or evolved since gen 1 oh wait no it didn't it just got more fucomplicated
P.S.
This is my last po(ke)st, enjoy your new games since your enjoyment won't detract from my childhood memories / hinder me replaying pokemon blue.
I'll probably dig up my two weeabo pokomics after this semester and remember my youth. Also my pokedex book. Fuck yeah.
Why is animal cruelty mixed with magic + imagination cocaine for children? I will never know. Or care, so please don't tell me.[/QUOTE]
You enjoy Blue mate.
[editline]27th January 2011[/editline]
[url]http://www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/pokemania/pokemon.htm[/url]
Daw
[QUOTE=suppertime;27685424]>implying gameplay has changed or evolved since gen 1 oh wait no it didn't it just got more fucomplicated
P.S.
This is my last po(ke)st, enjoy your new games since your enjoyment won't detract from my childhood memories / hinder me replaying pokemon blue.
I'll probably dig up my two weeabo pokomics after this semester and remember my youth. Also my pokedex book. Fuck yeah.
Why is animal cruelty mixed with magic + imagination cocaine for children? I will never know. Or care, so please don't tell me.[/QUOTE]
Enjoy your overpowered physic types, underpowered ghost types and really buggy game play.
[QUOTE=suppertime;27685424]>implying gameplay has changed or evolved since gen 1 oh wait no it didn't [b]it just got more fucomplicated[/b][/QUOTE]
Obviously you have no clue what you're talking about because this is shit my 7 year old brother and his friends can do
And you didn't play any other games anyway, how would you know?
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