Personal favorite hero lines? - Games

It's official, Treant Protector is actually just some big hippy that got really stoned in the forest one day and got covered in a lot of leaves. [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] And his stun is him just throwing some really old nasty weed at you so you stop in disgust.

[url=http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/f/f2/Wargol_inthebag_02.mp3]What is bag?[/url] Warlocks Golem

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37621382]It's official, Treant Protector is actually just some big hippy that got really stoned in the forest one day and got covered in a lot of leaves. [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] And his stun is him just throwing some really old nasty weed at you so you stop in disgust.[/QUOTE] Speaking of Dota conspiracies, it is clear that Furion is actually a human in a coma. The entire dota realm is symbolic to his real life in some way. His first skill, Sprout, encapsulates his inner desire to be isolated from society, to live freely from the harsh judgement of other people. Teleportation simulates his desire to have been able to be omnipresent, he must have broken down from stress after losing his girlfriend to his career. Nature's Call is the embodiment of his longing to have people who are like him, but also his desire to be a leader. And finally, Wrath of Nature, most importantly is his pent-up rage taking place, it correlates specifically to an event in his life where he destroyed his possessions out of anger. He is a prophet because he feels that most of the goodness in his life happened by chance, and he never achieved anything in life from his own doing. He is the prophet of Nature because he looked to the trees for refuge when he was dismayed, rather than relying on human contact. Some of the female characters represent his previous lovers and mother figures. Lina, for example was a girl that took the world by storm and never let her fiery passion for life subside. She was struck by lightning during an intense storm, hence Laguna Blade. Windrunner was the one that got away. Mirana was a high class girl who loved him but had to be with him in secret. Her father was a Mafia boss and she suddenly "vanished" after her family went into the Witness Protection Program. Broodmother is his own mother who sheltered him from birth and stunted his growth into maturity. Mortred was a sister who he looked to for religious guidance, the Sisters of the Veil in reality was an orphanage. The sisters often used corrupt ways to fund their missions, staging heists to steal from the rich to give to the poor. They believed that their victims were honored to be stolen from. The other characters are his inner fears and obstacles in life. As a lifelong entomophobe, Nyx Assassin was his perspective of a cockroach, he thought that cockroaches had the potency to kill him, and would seem to disappear whenever he felt safe. Night Stalker was a robber who stole from his house when he was a child. The burglar destroyed the electricity circuits in the house, turning off his nightlight while he was suffering from insomnia. Silencer was a teacher with a short temper. The audible sound of inhalation would set him aflame, provoking him to throw rulers and pencils at students. The separation of the Dire and Radiant symbolize the positive and negative influences of the people in his life. Most of his past lovers and mentors are members of the Radiant, while Dire members often take monstrous forms. Furion may have been trapped in this world indefinitely. Cut to the hospital, Black Arachnia, or Betty Anderson comes to visit. In the dota world, Broodmother is laying webs, trying to destroy the trees, the delusion. Fred, or Furion, is in the jungle, trying to farm his troubles away. Betty sheds tears as his vital signs slowly diminish, and Fred weakly maunders "must... meet... quota..." as he begins to take his final breaths. The leaves of autumn begin to fall from the trees out in the distance. Fred drifts into pure unconsciousness, into a dark, grey place. The loggers cut the life support. Fred transcends from the world of light, air, and water, with mixed feelings of relief and despair.

No spaghetti, 1/10 for effort. [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] No really, that was a great read. Is that copy pasta or original? [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] Wait, if Furion is in a coma and the other heroes are people in his life... Who the fuck is Treant Protector? He calls Furion as 'little tree', does that mean Treant is his always-stoned older brother?

Axe was a bully when Furion was young, he used his axe to cut down trees (punch furion's friends) and use battlehunger on him (steal his launch). Also this one is just hilarious: [IMG]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/5e/Batrider.png[/IMG] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c7/Bat_rival_07.mp3"]Spectre, I have no idea what you just said, but I could listen to you all day.[/URL] [editline]11th September 2012[/editline] What's the deal with those lycan lines? [img]http://puu.sh/143lq[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/143lZ[/img]

[QUOTE=Guillebon;37625163]Axe was a bully when Furion was young, he used his axe to cut down trees (punch furion's friends) and use battlehunger on him (steal his launch). Also this one is just hilarious: [IMG]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/5e/Batrider.png[/IMG] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c7/Bat_rival_07.mp3"]Spectre, I have no idea what you just said, but I could listen to you all day.[/URL] [editline]11th September 2012[/editline] What's the deal with those lycan lines? [img]http://puu.sh/143lq[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/143lZ[/img][/QUOTE] About the lycan lines I think it is when you take over creeps, with like HoD. I know he has said Welcome to the pack, when I've done that.

But why would Helm of the Dominator change anything? That doesn't make any sense. What meaning does it have?

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37626758]But why would Helm of the Dominator change anything? That doesn't make any sense. What meaning does it have?[/QUOTE] He can take over creeps? "Welcome to the pack."

either that or there's another wolf-themed hero coming up but i doubt it

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37623389]No spaghetti, 1/10 for effort. [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] No really, that was a great read. Is that copy pasta or original? [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] Wait, if Furion is in a coma and the other heroes are people in his life... Who the fuck is Treant Protector? He calls Furion as 'little tree', does that mean Treant is his always-stoned older brother?[/QUOTE] Original, it's more or less a satirical parody of the "Ash in a coma" theory

You only live... ice..

"Good News Travels Slowly, Bad News Has Wings." - Outworld Destroyer Also, I don't remember any specifics for him, but Bane's voice in general sounds like the kinda guy that walks around your neighbourhood dribbling and raping the local cats

[QUOTE=georgeface;37642803]Also, I don't remember any specifics for him, but Bane's voice in general sounds like the kinda guy that walks around your neighbourhood dribbling and raping the local cats[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c8/Bane_move_05.mp3[/url]

[url=http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/58/Clinkz_regen_02.mp3] Does this mean my flesh will grow back? [/url]

"Herp derp Dirge" - Visage

Almost anything said by viper. He just sounds [i]SO[/i] cool. "[i]With maliciousss intent..![/i]"

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;37643529][url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c8/Bane_move_05.mp3[/url][/QUOTE] When he find said cats: [url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c0/Bane_ability_brainsap_01.mp3[/url]

I'm pretty sure KOTL has a line for every female hero in which he depicts their beauty.

[QUOTE=Ctrl+Alt+Llama;37655707]I'm pretty sure KOTL has a line for every female hero in which he depicts their beauty.[/QUOTE] He's a white knight. [editline]14th September 2012[/editline] LITERALLY dohohoho

You didnt put up much of a fight, I doubt you kin will weep for you Ursa A lot of what he says sounds cool.. too bad I cant play him very well / he needs a team with stuns too much

looking at his dialogue meepo is shaping up to be pretty amazing

"Storm Spirit... SHUT UP." - Doom Bringer, 2012

[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/0/06/Keep_deny_12.mp3[/url] [url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/13/Keep_kill_13.mp3[/url] Keeper of the Light has some awesome lines.

[quote][img]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/8/86/Lich.png[/img][/quote] [URL="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/c/c9/Lich_rare_02.mp3"]Those who disturb my peace shall be left.. in pieces.[/URL]

KOTL: "YOU SHALL NOT CAST!"

[url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/1a/Tiny_rival_13.mp3[/url] [url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/e/e3/Tiny_rival_12.mp3[/url] [url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/5f/Zuus_rival_06.mp3[/url] KOTL also has great lines.

"[I]Behold my fangs, and fear![/I]" "[I]I doubt your kin will weep for you.[/I]" "[I]For those who bring Doom, I have Doom in return.[/I]" "[I]I was not your Beast to Master.[/I]" - Ursa

[I]Where mind meets matter, those are the temple steps from which the mysteries may be glimpsed.[/I] [I]First blood! There's nothing more mysterious until it has been spilled.[/I] Templar Assassin forever ) Just because her silent&deadly/a bit insane personality is very impressive

[QUOTE=SxRustle;37725223][I]Where mind meets matter, those are the temple steps from which the mysteries may be glimpsed.[/I] [I]First blood! There's nothing more mysterious until it has been spilled.[/I] Templar Assassin forever ) Just because her silent&deadly/a bit insane personality is very impressive[/QUOTE] 'eh. I personally think her First Blood line is bad. It's just... I don't quite know.

[url="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/5/5e/Jugg_rival_01.mp3"]It's not the size of the sword, Sven, it's how you use it.[/url] And, of course: [url="http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/6/63/Jugg_ability_bladefury_17.mp3"]Juggernaaaaaaaaut![/url]