S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Shadow of Blowout Edition

[3v3ryb0dy]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;19210939]

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Pfft. I live in the bloodsucker village :clint:
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HSt0xpuYbOo/SKCgt3cqpYI/AAAAAAAAAFE/uKO571HTF18/s400/ss_fredi_08-10-08_19-31-29_%28l07_military%29.jpg[/IMG]
I even decorated the goddamn tower with fireballs.

[editline]05:16PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=hexpunK;19211098]Sweet, I'll keep an eye out. Thanks for that.[/QUOTE]

Oh and by the way, gauss gun and it's ammo weighs a fuckton, so leave most of your weapons at the stash. you should only take a pistol with you, since the locals keep it a perfectly safe spot. You might have to run from a flesh or two, but it's nothing serious.

[Tea]

If theres another stalker conversion like priboi story, then the main chracter HAS to be called Seva Pimp.

[Strider_07]

[QUOTE=Tea;19212859]If theres another stalker conversion like priboi story, then the main chracter HAS to be called Seva Pimp.[/QUOTE]

Why no love for German AA Gun

[Amez]

[QUOTE=BuddieBBB;19209776][img]http://www.stalker-game.com/img/wallpapers/2010_stalker_card_1024.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I made that the OP banner for up to New Year.

[Javascript]

god dammit guys, I just played through bloodsucker village, I fucking cried and sprinted away

[editline]05:21PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=hexpunK;19210745]Some friendly guy I just saved said someone was selling a Gauss gun for 800 Rubles I think. Problem is I have no fucking idea where that guy is :v: I hate my sense of direction...[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

[Crisis]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;19210939]*Exploits in bloodsucker village*[/QUOTE]

That's nothing man, come back when you go fighting there [i][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18246080&postcount=1360]in a blowout[/url][/i] :byodood:

[hexpunK]

[QUOTE=hexpunK;19211098]Sweet, I'll keep an eye out. Thanks for that.[/QUOTE]

I'm expecting Blooduckers, bandit ninjitsu, or some other nasties now. Those funnies are worrying :ohdear:

[seano12]

[QUOTE=seano12;19209527]kruglov went up stair to go find controller but found self in big shaft ( :q: ) with lots of stalker zombie and stair. kruglov fought thru many waves of stair and stalker zombie till he reach top and see controller at the end of corridor.

he went up to controller with pistol and said " I am here to venge bloodsooker for you kicked him out of uderground." controller then look at kruglov with a long face and say " kruglov , there something i need to tell you fore you try to kill me with wepon " kruglov then say " wat , hurry up i have to meet strelok marked one man stalker and face full life consequences " controller then said " kruglov, i am ur longs losts bro " kruglov then shed tear and hugged controller brother

"i luv u bro" say kruglov while hugging controller
"i love u too kruglov"
all of sudden barman call kruglov and tell him mark one on way to uderground lab. kruglov hug bro one last time and say goodbye and he will send him zone themed post card soon.

end

:'([/QUOTE]

Kruglov after meet mark one never herd frum bro controller again and always wonder what happen to bro.
Kurglov decided to take walk thru cordon cause it was lovely day. he dance with bird and bee and bandit outlaw people in happyness on lovely day.

then he pass by cordon factory and hear several moan, he went inside and saw a zombie get beat up by two bloodsookers. kruglov took out gauss gun and point at bloodsooker and say " LEAVE ZOMBIE ALONE " and bloodsooker say " wat u gon do bout it lil egghead bitch ". kruglov then shot gauss gun and kill one bloodsooker and other ran away to go get backup from bloodsooker village. zombie thank kruglov for save him and gave him some sausage and kruglov thank zombie for sausage an went on merry way back yantar. to be continued

[Amez]

[QUOTE=Crisis;19213123]That's nothing man, come back when you go fighting there [i][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18246080&postcount=1360]in a blowout[/url][/i] :byodood:[/QUOTE]

I have question. Can you make like a compilation post/thread of all of your STALKER art? You don't have to at all but it would make it easier to find your awesome art.

[seanlaff]

[QUOTE=Amez;19213779]I have question. Can you make like a compilation post/thread of all of your STALKER art? You don't have to at all but it would make it easier to find your awesome art.[/QUOTE]

Yea, that'd be awesome.

[BuddieBBB]

[QUOTE=Tea;19212859]If theres another stalker conversion like priboi story, then the main chracter HAS to be called Seva Pimp.[/QUOTE]

I'll think about it.

[Zeraux]

Is there blowouts in vanilla Clear Sky?

[seano12]

Yea, but they're pretty lame.

[editline]11:34AM[/editline]

Also vote LURK for mod of the year.

[Potatoefp]

So it's been a while since I've last played STALKER. I'm thinking of installing a mod and I'm wondering which one is the best. I'm thinking about SMP, LURK and Stalker Complete 2009. Should I just get them all?

[seano12]

Lurk

[Potatoefp]

[QUOTE=seano12;19215731]Lurk[/QUOTE]

Is there anything special that sets it apart from the other mods?

edit: Nevermind.

[Leon]

[QUOTE=Strider_07;19212934]Why no love for German AA Gun[/QUOTE]

that name forever has my love after all, i use it as my name for games and steam now, ever since i saw it.

[SomeFaggot]

[QUOTE=Potatoefp;19215689]So it's been a while since I've last played STALKER. I'm thinking of installing a mod and I'm wondering which one is the best. I'm thinking about SMP, LURK and Stalker Complete 2009. Should I just get them all?[/QUOTE]

Can't get them all.

If you want a fuckton of mods and changes (Not good for atmosphere or performance) then get SMP.
If you want minor gameplay changes and better textures then get SC09.
If you want a different style of gameplay and a focus of balance then get LURK. Wait for 1.1 though.

[Paravin]

seva pimp raped me once true story

[brandsmanato]

Why does call of pripyat look so much more uglier then clear sky?

[Paravin]

For ''performance''.

[brandsmanato]

First i thought my settings were on low, i went to options and it was on fucking maximum and directx 10 lightning.

[Dr. Stupid]

[QUOTE=hexpunK;19213383]I'm expecting Blooduckers, bandit ninjitsu, or some other nasties now. Those funnies are worrying :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, you can always rely on the kindness of loners. Maybe...

[Crisis]

[QUOTE=Amez;19213779]I have question. Can you make like a compilation post/thread of all of your STALKER art? You don't have to at all but it would make it easier to find your awesome art.[/QUOTE]

Everything I've done since 30th September 2009. In chronological order: (everything with fuck in it is NSFW)

[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17585119&postcount=1748]Stalker Stories: Duty Stalker[/url][/b]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5914/x16whatfun.jpg]X16 with LURK[/url]
[url=http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2034/comeindontstandthere.jpg]Female bloodfucker[/url]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9476/datseva.jpg]Seva bloodfuck[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2743/bloodsuckawws.jpg]Bloodfuckawws[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4228/blowoutsoon.jpg]Blowout soOh god[/url]
[url=http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8879/oblivionlost.jpg]Oblivion Lost summary[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5096/fiendshipzone.jpg]Fiendship Zone[/url]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3031/femalestalker.jpg]Female stalker[/url]
[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17891208&postcount=1348]Stalker Stories: Rookie Stalker part one[/url][/b]
[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17899254&postcount=1401]Stalker Stories: Rooke Stalker part two[/url][/b]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2056/traderoflies.jpg]Trader of lies[/url]
[url=http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3305/freedomzone.jpg]Freedom![/url]
[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17902580&postcount=1417]SS: Awesome Stalker 1 part 1[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17906357&postcount=1435]SS: Awesome Stalker 1 part 2[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17913826&postcount=1462]Awesome Stalker 2 part 1[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17916522&postcount=1480]Awesome Stalker 2 part 2[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17927743&postcount=1539]Awesome Stalker 2 part 3[/url][/b]
[url=http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4391/thisisthewaytheworldend.jpg]This is the way the world ends (with awesome)[/url]
[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17981234&postcount=1702]Awesome Stalker 3 part 1[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=17992212&postcount=1722]Awesome Stalker 3 part 2[/url][/b]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6489/awsumstalksmrtbldsckr.jpg]Awesome Stalker and smart bloodsucker (also, fuck)[/url]
[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18007870&postcount=1793]Awesome Stalker 3 part 3[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18021742&postcount=1859]Awesome Stalker 3 part 4[/url][/b]
[url=]Did someone say monolith?[/url]
[b][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18049427&postcount=1960]Awesome Stalker 3 part 5[/url][/b]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7106/bloodfucker.jpg]Bloodfucker[/url]
[url=http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3937/controllerd.jpg]Controller and AmeriMerc[/url]
[url=http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7676/dawwesomestalkerwip1.jpg]D'awwesome Stalker[/url]
[b][url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3149/facepunchstalkers.jpg]The Facepunch Stalkers[/url][/b]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8659/crisisstalker.jpg]Crisis Stalker (hurr)[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4027/sfarial.png]SFAriel Stalker[/url]
[url=http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/23/bloodfucker2.jpg]Bloodfucker 2[/url]
[url=http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/274/freedomn.jpg]Get artifacts, fuck mutants, lift the elbow. Freedom.[/url]
[url=http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/392/bloodsuckaw.jpg]Bloodsuckawws (relates to a story about a bloodsucker using human skulls to tell a story to a young bloodsucker)[/url]
[url=http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6762/bloodhugger.jpg]Intelligent Bloodsucker[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/634/suckersinyourhideoutyo.jpg]Suckers in your hideout yo (possibly fuck)[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1538/invisfuckers.jpg]Invisfuckers (quite possibly the most NSFW image ever created)[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4610/dammitvasilevstopwithth.jpg]Vasilev's stories[/url] (relates to[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18161925&postcount=671]this[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8441/howdydomerc.jpg]Howdy Do Merc[/url]
[url=http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2595/coldrr.jpg]That's Cold[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/746/yeeeahk.jpg]CSI: Chernobyl[/url]
[url=http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7536/euhyeah.png]Euh...yeah[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1069/whywhydoidothesethings.jpg]Why do I do these things?[/url]
[url=http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/7572/dammitcrisisgetoffit.gif]No comment[/url]
[url=http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/2041/huglover.jpg]Hug lover[/url]
[url=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3348/getoufofhersucker.jpg]Intelligent Bloodsucker 2[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8084/ambushingarbagewip3.jpg]Ambush garabe, 3rd work in progress. Discontinued.[/url]
[url=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7520/bloodlover.jpg]Bloodlover[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2924/ijustwanttohugthem.jpg]He comes.[/url]
[url=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7559/bloodfucker3.jpg]Bloodfucker 3[/url]
[url=http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6964/stoolker.png]Stoo-lker[/url]
[url=http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7088/whymustibeabloodsuckeri.jpg]Teach me to love you squishy poet from beyond the zone[/url]
[url=http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/969/thebringerofblowouts.jpg]The Bringer of Blowouts[/url]
[url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8933/getintomestalker.jpg]Dat (bloodfucker) ass[/url]
[url=http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/977/bloodsuckers.jpg]Stalker wish granter ending[/url]
[url=http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1945/bloodfucked.jpg]Bloodfucked[/url]
[url=http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2665/mercrave.gif]Merc Rave[/url]
[url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5413/awesomesucker.jpg]Awesome Sucker[/url]
[url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9905/bloodsuckersoldier.jpg]Intelligent Bloodsucker 3[/url]
[url=http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2655/getoutofherekirby.png]Kirby Stalker[/url]
[url=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3507/smugsucker.png]Smug Sucker[/url]
[url=http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6043/ijustdontknowanymore.jpg]I just don't know anymore (fuck. seriously.)[/url]
[url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6313/bloodfuckers.jpg]Bloodfuckers[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9199/ohgodyes.jpg]Oh god (fuck) yes[/url]
[url=http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7797/threelittlesuckers.jpg]Three little bloodfuckers[/url]
[url=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6708/bloodlovers.jpg]Bloodlovers[/url]
[url=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6609/enoughtogoround.jpg]Enough (fuck) to go around[/url]
[url=http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/673/choices.jpg]Choices (fuck)[/url]
[url=http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5175/doublebloodfucked.jpg]Double bloodfucked[/url]
[url=http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/4707/bloodsuckers2.jpg]Bloodsuckers 2 (fuck)[/url]
[url=http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7471/howhelpful.jpg]How helpful[/url]
[url=http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/3148/smugsucker2.png]Smug sucker 2[/url]

or all that in gif form [img]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2191/crisislovesbloodsuckers.gif[/img]
On an unrelated note I'be been licking all the lead off of a rubber / eraser while uploading these without realising and now there's a horrible taste in my mouth.

[Leon]

what about smart stalker and awesome blood sucker?

[editline]09:00PM[/editline]

nvm found it :V

[seano12]

Awesome, thanks crisis.

Now I can finally save all these bloodfucker images. :q:

[reviewmad2]

I got STALKER in the £2 sale.

^ Everyone who says that in this thread has probably been shunned, I haven't even read the thread yet.

This game is awkward. Very. I suck at it :saddowns:

[Year_of_Lurking]

It takes some getting used to reviewmad, but it's really fun once you do

[limulus54]

[QUOTE=Tea;19212859]If theres another stalker conversion like priboi story, then the main chracter HAS to be called Seva Pimp.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking about making a mod where I would add various joke characters, including several facepunchers, never got around to it though. besides, I still don't know how any of this works. adding people I mean.

[seano12]

[QUOTE=limulus54;19217213]I was thinking about making a mod where I would add various joke characters, including several facepunchers, never got around to it though. besides, I still don't know how any of this works. adding people I mean.[/QUOTE]

Do it.