S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Shadow of Blowout Edition
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It could be worse. STALKER 2 could take place in [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs]Dnepropetrovsk.[/url]
Sometimes I hate fetishes.
:crossarms:
[QUOTE=Thomo;19260167]It can.
I was just watching 'Day of the Triffids' or something like that on BBC1, it was about a solar flare that blinded 90% of the world and [b]mutant fucking plants[/b]
I'm scared now, solar fucking flare.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for reminding me of that movie, I've wanted to see it for ages.
Let's actually talk about the game.
Imperialreign from the GSC forums is working on a winter mod for SoC. He redid the inventory textures, added new sounds, and, most interestingly, eliminated the health bars.
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxXyRuS2i5c[/hd]
I honestly think that given a few more mods, people will be able to play STALKER with no HUD just as well as someone who does.
That trailer uses the song from the Resident Evil movie fuck I need to get the soundtrack
[QUOTE=Amez;19272895]Alright enough about mutant sex, this thread is grossing me out at the moment.[/QUOTE]
Last mentioning of the Tarkfuckers Amez :
It was warm that New Years night, the stalkers were all gathered around the fire, drinking vodka. " Here's to Seva Pimp, lets drink to him once more. He was a good stalker " said a veteran stalker. One of the Stalkers took out his guitar ( [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJFvEpAHOM&feature=related[/url] ) and started playing. The Stalkers were quiet , stuck in a trance of the guitar music. The music was interrupted by what the stalkers heard as a howl. They took up their arms and got prepared for what they thought to be a rush of snorks, or a rush of bloodsucker. Instead they saw something magnificent... it was a tark! It was beautiful to one of the stalkers as it galloped so gracefully. The Tark came straight up to one of the rookies face, turned around so it's ass was showing.
The rookie was instantly bonerized and stuck in inside the Tark. The other Stalkers watched in disgust as the rookie pounded the Tark with the power of two thousand duty soldiers. One of the expert stalkers tried to pull the rookie off, but there was something wrong. HE WAS STUCK!!! The expert didn't know this and pulled too hard on the rookies arm, ripping his glorious RPG and leaving it inside the Tark. The Stalkers all looked in shock and awe, one of them even yelled in horror. The Rookie was dead, died of a heart attack. When all of this was happening the stalkers didn't get their radio call about a blowout soon, but it was too late and there was no cover nearby. The Tark looked sad knowing the stalkers would all die, so it layed down and the stalkers cut into it's chest and all went inside. The blowout happened and it was a huge emission, so huge that created a whirlygig anomaly at the tark carcass. The carcass lifted up into the air and exploded, killing all the stalkers. The End.
I had to get it out.
[QUOTE=seano12;19273169]Last mentioning of the Tarkfuckers Amez :
It was warm that New Years night, the stalkers were all gathered around the fire, drinking vodka. " Here's to Seva Pimp, lets drink to him once more. He was a good stalker " said a veteran stalker. One of the Stalkers took out his guitar ( [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJFvEpAHOM&feature=related[/url] ) and started playing. The Stalkers were quiet , stuck in a trance of the guitar music. The music was interrupted by what the stalkers heard as a howl. They took up their arms and got prepared for what they thought to be a rush of snorks, or a rush of bloodsucker. Instead they saw something magnificent... it was a tark! It was beautiful to one of the stalkers as it galloped so gracefully. The Tark came straight up to one of the rookies face, turned around so it's ass was showing.
The rookie was instantly bonerized and stuck in inside the Tark. The other Stalkers watched in disgust as the rookie pounded the Tark with the power of two thousand duty soldiers. One of the expert stalkers tried to pull the rookie off, but there was something wrong. HE WAS STUCK!!! The expert didn't know this and pulled too hard on the rookies arm, ripping his glorious RPG and leaving it inside the Tark. The Stalkers all looked in shock and awe, one of them even yelled in horror. The Rookie was dead, died of a heart attack. When all of this was happening the stalkers didn't get their radio call about a blowout soon, but it was too late and there was no cover nearby. The Tark looked sad knowing the stalkers would all die, so it layed down and the stalkers cut into it's chest and all went inside. The blowout happened and it was a huge emission, so huge that created a whirlygig anomaly at the tark carcass. The carcass lifted up into the air and exploded, killing all the stalkers. The End.
I had to get it out.[/QUOTE]
Oh dear god.
:q:
hahahahahahah yet :frown:
Christ, I think it's a definite testament to the immersive power of the Stalker series that such a subculture can develop around it. I should have been active in the Stalker threads before, I too am a great fan.
[QUOTE=seano12;19273169]Last mentioning of the Tarkfuckers Amez :
It was warm that New Years night, the stalkers were all gathered around the fire, drinking vodka. " Here's to Seva Pimp, lets drink to him once more. He was a good stalker " said a veteran stalker. One of the Stalkers took out his guitar ( [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJFvEpAHOM&feature=related[/url] ) and started playing. The Stalkers were quiet , stuck in a trance of the guitar music. The music was interrupted by what the stalkers heard as a howl. They took up their arms and got prepared for what they thought to be a rush of snorks, or a rush of bloodsucker. Instead they saw something magnificent... it was a tark! It was beautiful to one of the stalkers as it galloped so gracefully. The Tark came straight up to one of the rookies face, turned around so it's ass was showing.
The rookie was instantly bonerized and stuck in inside the Tark. The other Stalkers watched in disgust as the rookie pounded the Tark with the power of two thousand duty soldiers. One of the expert stalkers tried to pull the rookie off, but there was something wrong. HE WAS STUCK!!! The expert didn't know this and pulled too hard on the rookies arm, ripping his glorious RPG and leaving it inside the Tark. The Stalkers all looked in shock and awe, one of them even yelled in horror. The Rookie was dead, died of a heart attack. When all of this was happening the stalkers didn't get their radio call about a blowout soon, but it was too late and there was no cover nearby. The Tark looked sad knowing the stalkers would all die, so it layed down and the stalkers cut into it's chest and all went inside. The blowout happened and it was a huge emission, so huge that created a whirlygig anomaly at the tark carcass. The carcass lifted up into the air and exploded, killing all the stalkers. The End.
I had to get it out.[/QUOTE]
Therapy. You need.
Stalker definitely needz moar winter.
Is CoP good enough that we will see overhaul mods like Complete 2009 and lurk for it?
[img] http://filesmelt.com/downloader/52723982-df05327daaf331f8048f3a4f9656bbed.4b3a05eb-full_.jpg[/img]
this is why i avoid the subway
far too many bloodfuckers
You're picture isn't working. I think I found the problem too.
>twitpic
there
[QUOTE=Sean C;19273932]Stalker definitely needz moar winter.
Is CoP good enough that we will see overhaul mods like Complete 2009 and lurk for it?[/QUOTE]
Definitely.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A&feature=related[/media]
It's dark in the woods, we're sitting around a campfire, and it's time for scary story telling
Instead of the horny stories :haw:
Let's drink to him once more.
Black raven, black raven.. Circling above the grave.
christ i leave this thread for a night and you fill it with this shit
by the way i got addicted to the research instute's stalker base radio music
how can i get that sound file :v:
[QUOTE=LtBubbles;19274856]christ i leave this thread for a night and you fill it with this shit
by the way i got addicted to the research instute's stalker base radio music
how can i get that sound file :v:[/QUOTE]
gsc has alot of the songs for download at their site.
Indeed, he wash ah gud shtalkur... *hic*
[QUOTE=seano12;19268347]I had to leave, Amez was in there cybering bloodfuckers.[/QUOTE]
Amez was in there cybering bloodfuckers, so I had to stay. :smug:
God I hate this bloodfucker fad.
[QUOTE=Skwee;19270153]Nice name bro[/QUOTE]
I use stonewall everywhere but here. I read the name Squee on a magic the gathering card long ago, and when I was a young'n it sounded like a good name. :P
I'm not surprised given the minds of the Internet that the old Stalker joke, "Where are all the women in the Zone? Answer: Bloodsuckers" turned in to this. Truly horrifying stuff.
[QUOTE=Lithe;19274991]I'm not surprised given the minds of the Internet that the old Stalker joke, "Where are all the women in the Zone? Answer: Bloodsuckers" turned in to this. Truly horrifying stuff.[/QUOTE]
You've so far only seen words.
[url=http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Crisis/1]There are pictures too.[/url] [img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3797/bloodsucker.png[/img]
oh god oh god oh god
[QUOTE=PQNY;19273902]This.[/QUOTE]
I find it funny the second horse sex shows up, so does he.
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