S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Shadow of Blowout Edition - Games

That's one sexy bloodfucker (not really.... or really?)

:psyduck: What the hell is happening here?!

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;19311714]:psyduck: What the hell is happening here?![/QUOTE] Bloodfucking.

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;19311714]:psyduck: What the hell is happening here?![/QUOTE] Welcome to the zone. [img]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3797/bloodsucker.png[/img] Leave all morales, dignity and general human decency at the cordon.

It's at the Agroprom Underground where things get freaky. :q:

Is it normal for the last code door in X18 to close and not open properly in LURK? It closed for me and didn't want to open for some reason. I had to use grenades to blow my way out of there. It might have also been a poltergeist.

[QUOTE=Potatoefp;19311801]Is it normal for the last code door in X18 to close and not open properly in LURK? It closed for me and didn't want to open for some reason. I had to use grenades to blow my way out of there. It might have also been a poltergeist.[/QUOTE] This has happened to me various times on a few mods, I had to push one of the tiny crates outside into the doorway so the door won't shut properly. Which is hard when poltergeists keep picking it up and throwing it in your face. Though I think the one time 2 snorks, a dwarf a bloodsucker and 3 zombies all came at me at once in X18 remains the hardest time I had in there.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;19306235]I got A Roadside Picnic :dance:[/QUOTE] Did it come with Tales of the Troika?

[QUOTE=Crisis;19311828]This has happened to me various times on a few mods, I had to push one of the tiny crates outside into the doorway so the door won't shut properly. Which is hard when poltergeists keep picking it up and throwing it in your face. Though I think the one time 2 snorks, a dwarf a bloodsucker and 3 zombies all came at me at once in X18 remains the hardest time I had in there.[/QUOTE] I've never seen zombies in X18. Mostly just bloodsuckers, those semi-giant assholes, the dwarfs and a couple of rat things.

And now for a serious female bloodsucker. [img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3958/femalebloodsucker.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Crisis;19312885]And now for a serious female bloodsucker. [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/media]

Crisis, you are one sick motherfucker. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[QUOTE=Kwal;19313125]Crisis, you are one sick motherfucker. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.[/QUOTE] :buddy:

[QUOTE=Crisis;19313147]:buddy:[/QUOTE] I like how you Agreed to that :v:

New bloodfuckers story on page 30. :q: If we can get there

[QUOTE=Achilles123;19312357]Did it come with Tales of the Troika?[/QUOTE] It wouldn't appear so also for some odd reason Clear Sky is running smoother on my computer than SoC does :raise: I have to say, the Clear Sky faction is growing on me. I might have to leave my loyalty to Duty if Clear Sky keeps being awesome.

Freedom is still more awesome.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;19314114]It wouldn't appear so also for some odd reason Clear Sky is running smoother on my computer than SoC does :raise: I have to say, the Clear Sky faction is growing on me. I might have to leave my loyalty to Duty if Clear Sky keeps being awesome.[/QUOTE] You should pick it up whenever you have extra dough/order it from your library. It's a really cleverly done satire of the russian government.

[QUOTE=Achilles123;19314226]You should pick it up whenever you have extra dough/order it from your library. It's a really cleverly done satire of the russian government.[/QUOTE] The guy I got RP from has a bunch of other Brothers Strugatsky books so he might have it.

[u]The Stalker and the beast [/u] :q: It seemed to be like any ordinary day down at the bar. Stalkers huddling together around campfires on the cold Ukrainian winter nights, playing campfire songs. Stalkers, buying and selling from barman. Finally Duty, sending squads of heavily armed stalkers, to and from both Rostok and the Army Warehouses. But that night was not like any other for the Arena. For the past few months, Duty has been holding up Arena matches in a small enclosed area under the bar, Stalkers would compete to fight other stalkers and some stalkers would bet their day's pay on these matches. Today was different... Duty, using a new biochemical weapon developed by scientists, were able to capture a live bloodsucker from Rostok. Today's match would be between a highly experienced Stalker who had been in Pripyat for the past few weeks, and between a blood thirsty bloodsucker. "[b] TODAY IN THE ARENA, EXTREMELY BLOODTHIRSTY AND FOREVER HUNGRY. THE BEASTLY BLOODSUCKER![/b]" The announcement could be heard all over the Bar. All of the stalkers left behind their campsites and drinks and went straight to the Arena. This would be the first time the Arena would be so immensely packed with people. Many Stalkers betted , it was a even amount of bets for both sides. The fight started, the bloodsucker was released. The expert was outfitted with a Seva suit and a nice Saiga12 Shotgun, upgraded to maximum performance in any environment. The Stalker checked his corners, stayed frosty, and maneuvered in such a special way that the bloodsucker might not catch him off guard. But that wasn't enough, the bloodsucker did in-fact catch him off guard and knocked him to the ground, the bloodsucker then climbed on top the the stalker and forced him into the ground in such a way that he could not get up. The bloodsucker then managed to somehow take out the stalker's glorious RPG out of his pants, and stuck it in her cheesecake'd vagina. The stalker made not a sound, and the bloodsucker kept on fucking the stalker hard. The stalkers spectating could see this all from above and wondered what the fuck was going on. The management of the Arena wanted to stop it, but one of them said that neither has died so they must not interfere. The bloodfucking went on for two hours, when suddenly the stalker then died. When the bloodsucker got up, the stalker's glorious rpg was in a bloody mess, as for the bloodsucker fed on the stalker's blood from his penis from her vagina! Duty snipers from above then shot the bloodsucker through the skull dead. Every stalker who spectated was in shock and awe, mostly over because a lot of stalkers lost their money, and mostly over what they had just witnessed. It was discovered later on that there was estrogen in the chemicals for the weapon that was used to capture the bloodsucker.... The end.

[QUOTE=seano12;19314185]Freedom is still more awesome.[/QUOTE] Damn Anarchist as in "You broke my automerge, you"

[QUOTE=Strider_07;19314351]Damn Anarchist as in "You broke my automerge, you"[/QUOTE] Because I posted bloodfuckers story you nazi.

[I]"Blowout in a brief moment, my good man" "Oh possibly, what time is it stated to occur?" "I do believe it is happening at the current time"[/I]

[QUOTE=Viper202;19314448][I]"Blowout in a brief moment, my good man" "Oh possibly, what time is it stated to occur?" "I do believe it is happening at the current time"[/I][/QUOTE] "Good lord, my very being is currently being torn asunder atom by atom, how bizarre"

"Indeed. Now let us enjoy spectating bloodsuckers in the act of fornicating, shall we?"

[QUOTE=Crisis;19314508]"Good lord, my very being is currently being torn asunder atom by atom, how bizarre"[/QUOTE] I say, my good sir! It appears you've got an arm off!

I say ol'e bean, please do vacate yourself off of the current premises at once.

"I must warn you that you cannot pass into the area that I am currently standing infront of." "Don't just lark about on that patch of ground, walk inside to the building."

SALUTATIONS my good friend, what is the occasion which has brought you to us this fine day? Have you a hearing impairment sir? Prithee tell why have you chosen to congregate here?

Why hello there fellow stalker, I have chosen this forlorn path as it may be a way into Pripyat. Do any of you have directions for doing so?