S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Shadow of Blowout Edition

[Viper202]

"At last, we have reached a point of victory with those mutated disfunctional animals"

[sp]A bit unfamiliar, it's "Yeuch, we're done with those mutants."[/sp]

[limulus54]

[QUOTE=Viper202;19315314]"At last, we have reached a point of victory with those mutated disfunctional animals"

[sp]A bit unfamiliar, it's "Yeuch, we're done with those mutants."[/sp][/QUOTE]

let us consume alcoholic beverages in such a way to commemorate our friend, he was considered by a great number of people to be an ideal stalker.

[Crisis]

Gentlemen, make haste! Or you may find yourself luncheon for one of these hemoglobin -consuming brutes

I say chaps, I believe the current action has not yet passed, do not rest your posterior openings.

[Strider_07]

You sir, Stalker! Come over here so that I may engage in a friendly discourse with you.

[seano12]

[QUOTE=Strider_07;19315700]You sir, Stalker! Come over here so that I may engage in a friendly intercourse with you.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd. :eng101:

[JDER14]

My goodness it may seem that the bar keeper has taken a pent off Vodka. Sally forth my comrades of hearty constitution! Make haste to ye yonder pub!

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Also, wtf Seano

[editline]11:01PM[/editline]

Why do I feel like I'm always the last one to post when everyone magically logs off?

[limulus54]

I require some assistance, I am experiencing what appears to be a large group of criminals who have gone insane. is there anyone within a distance at which they could provide aid?

[sp]bandits have gone mad is there anyone out there dammit?![/sp]

[seano12]

[QUOTE=JDER14;19315852]
Also, wtf Seano
[/QUOTE]

:q:

[Raiskauskone]

ITT; We make as british version of every single known sentence from stalker as much as possible

I believe, my good gentlemen, that this would be quite wonderfull. Oh bolly!

[Kwal]

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19317631]ITT; We make as british version of every single known sentence from stalker as much as possible

I believe, my good gentlemen, that this would be quite wonderfull. Oh bolly![/QUOTE]

It's 1 AM where I am right now. For some reason, I just laughed uncontrollably.

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I'm gonna come back into this thread tomorrow (err, well, later today) and I'm gonna ask myself why the fuck I laughed at this

[editline]12:52AM[/editline]

I'm starting not to make any sense. I should sleep

[Gamerkiwi]

I must say, I am truly curious as to the location of the next version of the LURK mod and I am asking this HoldenMcClure gentleman about it.

[Gufu]

Hey, anyone knows if there any way I can move the Russian text from Russian version into steam, English version?

[limulus54]

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19317631]ITT; We make as british version of every single known sentence from stalker as much as possible

I believe, my good gentlemen, that this would be quite wonderfull. Oh bolly![/QUOTE]

it's verbose, not british.

[Lithe]

I repeat myself, please would you now enter and not simply stand idly over there?

[Mysteryspoon]

So in L.U.R.K. where can this M14 of sorts be found?

[limulus54]

[QUOTE=Lithe;19318354]I repeat myself, please would you now enter and not simply stand idly over there?[/QUOTE]

I apologize, but you simply cannot enter the room beyond me.

[dragon1972]

[media]http://i49.tinypic.com/2qtzhag.jpg[/media]

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

[Gamerkiwi]

[QUOTE=joeboe242;19318458]So in L.U.R.K. where can this M14 of sorts be found?[/QUOTE]

In the 1.1 patch.

[seano12]

[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;19319341]In the 1.1 patch.[/QUOTE]

Which comes out when Duke Nukem Forever comes out.

[Mysteryspoon]

Ballocks

[Gamerkiwi]

[QUOTE=seano12;19319431]Which comes out when Duke Nukem Forever comes out.[/QUOTE]

Which comes out when EP3 comes out.

[Drill Remover]

L.U.R.K. has an error with the Ecologist suit. The description for the Blue one says that it's identical to the White one but it's much better.
Also, you can do Sakharov's quest for the Gauss rifle over and over again without losing the artifacts.

[Dr. Stupid]

"Hark, kind sir! I seem to have been seriously wounded in glorious battle. Would you be so kind as to fetch me an aid kit?"

[Intenso]

Sorry for being retarded or autistic or whatever, but could somebody post a link to the latest version of LURK?

muchas gracias

[Zezibesh]

[url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/lurk[/url]

[seano12]

1.1 will never come out.

[Drill Remover]

A crash has been detected by BugTrap, wonderful.

Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing I can't fix myself.

FATAL ERROR
 
[error]Expression    : !save_guid || (*save_guid == header().guid())
[error]Function      : CALifeSpawnRegistry::load
[error]File          : E:\stalker\patch_1_0004\xr_3da\xrGame\alife_spawn_registry.cpp
[error]Line          : 124
[error]Description   : Saved game doesn't correspond to the spawn : [highlight]DELETE SAVED GAME![/highlight]

GSC, you bastards.

[seano12]

How many pages in this thread do we go through a day?

[Drill Remover]

Yesterday's posts began 4 pages back.

[seano12]

Biggest thread series in FP history?