• 1000 things weve learned from portal.
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29. Companion cube will never threaten to stab you.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;16934224]29. Companion cube will never threaten to stab you.[/QUOTE] 30. And cannot speak.
31. Touching the floor will result in death, try to avoid it.
32. Wheeeee
33. The keyboards highlight the letters to Adrian Shepard.
34: The game is only 2 hours long.
35: you can play the game like 10 times without boring
36: Android Hell is a real place, and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance.
37. In lamens terms, speedy thing goes in speedy thing comes out
38. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
39. aperture gives advanced A.I access to deadly neurotoxin
40. Don't listen to the turrets, you are not still there. [QUOTE=Alex-Weazel;16929684]17. To succeed in life you must incinerate your closest friend.[/QUOTE] I tried that and i got an unsatisfactory mark like when i jumped into the acid :'(
41. Never give a robot with control of the most powerful weapon on the planet AI capabilities.
42. That is likely some sort of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it. [editline]11:34PM[/editline] Dammit, :ninja:'d [editline]11:35PM[/editline] made it correct number :smugdog: Why was i rated dumb? :black101:
43. If you arrange the highlighted keyboard keys in a different way, they spell "hard penis"
44. Overused memes are overused.
45. Neurotoxin kills. 46. Is that a gun?! 47. Maybe Black Mesa... HA-HA... Fat chance! 48. Remember that thing at the fire pit when I said; "Goodbye", and you where all like; "NO WAY!", and I was all; "We where pretending to murder you"... that was great.
49: The only thing you've mamanged to break so far, is my heart.
50: The Aperture Science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested! 51: You're adopted. So that's funny.
52: this thread made me think with portals... again
ITT: Portal quotes :buddy:
53. 2+2 is *fzzz* 10
54. You should of turned left before.
55. I accidentally the whole center
56. I found out what that thing you threw into the incinerator was.
57. I was forced to my companion cube
58. Almost no-one understood the story in the game.
59. So get comfortable as I warm up the toxin emitters...
60. There is a cake and glados is not evil.
61. Horrific, crippling, painful leg fractures are unheard of in apature
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