63. That you can see the hidden scene where chelle has sex with the companion cube if you press ALT+F4 as SOON as you start the game
64. The device has been modified.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQUaEF2bJZ0[/url]
65. giant robots tend to drop screaming balls
66. To stop a auto gun, jump on top of it. Just try it in real life!
[QUOTE=Benie;16945291]59. So get comfortable as I warm up the toxin emitters...[/QUOTE]
thats not a thing you learned thats a quote
[QUOTE=MedicWine;16953079]thats not a thing you learned thats a quote[/QUOTE]
This thread is going downhill...
67. You only need to play the demo
[QUOTE=Mabilis;16959264]67. You only need to play the demo[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHA, yeah right...
You do know you're making th-you know what I dont know how Im gonna word it
Anyway [B]BEING ON TOPIC[/b]
68. There is a hole in the sky through which things can fly
69. The personality spheres were put in after GLaDOS started flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to stop her from flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.
70. Prolonged exposure to the button is not part of the test.
71. Portal Physics can be a horrible sickly thing
(I.E two portals on the floor facing opposite directions...and getting stuck..BLEARGH iw as nearly sick xD)
[QUOTE=darnok;16928051]8. Falling in a pool of acid will leave an unsatisfactory mark on your test record.[/QUOTE]
74. Followed by Death.
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This is not a quote, this is something i learned the hard way when i thought all i got was a bad mark.
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[QUOTE=KingKombat;16965056]73. What.
[media]http://i27.tinypic.com/akkeoo.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
I dare you to stick your finger in there.
75. Standing underneath the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube dispenser as an Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube is dispensed hurts :(
EDIT: 76. The recipe for the perfect most looked forward to..cake
[b]77.[/b]You always have the record of throwing the companion cube in the pit.
[b]78.[/b]The cake tastes like poop
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hLhWFArQAA[/media]
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;16977838][b]77.[/b]You always have the record of throwing the companion cube in the pit.
[b]78.[/b]The cake tastes like poop
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hLhWFArQAA[/media][/QUOTE]
"Sediment shaped sediment"
79. 2+2=10 in base four.
80. That nerds will repeat an unfunny statement thousands of times and it will still be unfunny.
81.The cube isn't really your friend :3
82. TechMania is a goddamn idiot.
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Wait, he just joined, nevermind, it's one percent more excuseable.
83. You can die in the relaxation vault.
84: oooh, that thing has numbers on it!
85. People on Facepunch get annoyed easily.
86. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. :smug:
87. Neurotoxins are good on cereal.
88) You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!
89) You're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes.
90) Your entire life has been a mathematical error.
[B]91:[/B]If one more nerd says the Cake is a Lie I will :suicide:
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;19090739][B]91:[/B]If one more nerd says the Cake is a Lie I will :suicide:[/QUOTE]
cake is a lie :v:
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