There is a crowbar about 2 feet away from this computer. It is mine.
I don't think anyone could swing a crowbar as fast as Gordon does.
I have a solid iron one that I use quite often; that bitch is heavy.
i wood kill my teechers >:DDDDDDDD fukin givin me homewerk all da tiem >:(((((((((
I would use the crowbar to open a crate.
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;19417620]i wood kill my teechers >:DDDDDDDD fukin givin me homewerk all da tiem >:((((((((([/QUOTE]
Another 10 year old fagit.
(And yet i was joking?)
Just so you guys know it's a parody of what would you do if you had a portal gun and it's actually pretty funny but ssh don't tell anyone.
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[QUOTE=CaMpEr_DoOd;19418224]Another 10 year old fagit.[/QUOTE]
That was also a parody of the same thread.
Probably what I normally do with my crowbar.
(look at it when I walk past it in the garage and wonder why I have it)
I would use it to whack this thread so it flies into the fiery pit of hell [sp]or fast threads as it is commonly known[/sp]
if a crowbar appeared right in front of me i would say "huh, cool"
then it would sit in my dresser or something and i would look at it every once in a while
but not really use it or anything because i don't have anything to use it for
Let's see... a crowbar... a device normally used for opening crates, via prying open certain parts of said crate. If that is it's intended function...
I WILL BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF A MAN WITH IT. :downs:
I'd make a thread about it.
Seems legit to me.
[QUOTE=Splode a Pinga;19380818]I have one. It's lodged in the wall in my basement, because my stupid cousin thought it would be funny to swing it as hard as he could to see what would happen.[/QUOTE]
Pry it out with another crowbar.
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;19376376]By the above post I conclude that [b]retarded[/b] children [b]that are soo easily influenced take animated pixels on a computer screen seriously[/b] should not play videogames[/QUOTE]
Fixed. :v:
keep it for future usage, i.e. pry door open
Surprisingly, I can not easily break big brown boxes in real life with this thing.
This
[img]http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2007/october/hl_2e2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Turkey72;19434387]This
[img]http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2007/october/hl_2e2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
:O
make new thread. What would you do if you had a HEV suit.
I would do what i do with my present crowbar.I use it in much the same way i currently use my Katana.In other words,pretty much nothing.It actually came in handy when my door got jammed,although i saw fit to hide it after a burglar used MY crowbar to open the window to my home.Quite litterally thats when my Katana earned its keep as well.The guy had no plans for combat and simply left.
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;19376376]By the above post I conclude that children should not play videogames[/QUOTE]
It's just idiots who speak without thinking.
We have a crowbar in our garage. We recently tore down a wall in the kitchen and I've used it to to pry some nails out of a wooden pallet. It's really nothing special [I]at all[/I] and it's really not that heavy unless your using one that was made heavy.
[QUOTE=redBadger;19375504]Crowbars are damn heavy. I have no clue how Gordon swings that thing as fast as he can. (with one hand)[/QUOTE]
He's 40, you're 10. Of course you couldn't swing one very fast at all and it's also a game so of course he can swing one really fast.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;19436356]He's 40, you're 10. Of course you couldn't swing one very fast at all and it's also a game so of course he can swing one really fast.[/QUOTE]
Well, he has the body of a 27 year old since GMan put him in suspended animation for 20 years. If I sound like a detail Nazi or something for explaining this, blame my OCD making me want to explain boring details to people.
I have several crowbars. I would use them for prying things open like they are used for.
[QUOTE=espachigo;19435630]I would do what i do with my present crowbar.I use it in much the same way i currently use my Katana.In other words,pretty much nothing.It actually came in handy when my door got jammed,although i saw fit to hide it after a burglar used MY crowbar to open the window to my home.Quite litterally thats when my Katana earned its keep as well.The guy had no plans for combat and simply left.[/QUOTE]
Katana. Weeaboo 8-year-old-to-25-year-old spotted.
