• What would you do it you had a Crowbar?
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Crowbars are for pussies. Real men use Halligan bars. [img]http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/18/halligan.jpg[/img]
I'd do this. "This is heavy.... WTF do you actualy use it for........ " *Swing Swing* "..........."(silence to copy Gordon Freeman) "meh." *Clunk*
Make a thread, being all smug, and get rated dumb because it's nothing special. That or I would hang it on the wall for decoration and usefulness.
I sometimes pull out nails with it, but mainly it just lies in the shed
Maybe smash watermelons or glass walls..just for the fun of it Or hope for a portal to the alien world to open up someday and start bashing their brains in
[QUOTE=Ridiculous 12 year old OP]What would you do [i][b]it[/b][/i] you had a Crowbar? [/QUOTE] I cannot answer this question as i cannot understand it. Try again. Also, How [i][b]is[/b][/i] babby formed?
[QUOTE=TheStickPwner;19373134]I would beat the shit out of people.[/QUOTE] I have a crowbar. And I would walk with it just to show everybody it's über-coolness.
I would Use it to open crates at work... the fast way. ;)
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;19439392]Katana. Weeaboo 8-year-old-to-25-year-old spotted.[/QUOTE] Most Otaku dont take kindly to being called weeaboo.Although you are right about the age.22. I am one of those who do not.I have katanas as suvenuires from the various cons i attened.
[QUOTE=arto572;19376311]i dont have a crowbar.. i would kill my teacher and all the teachers >:D[/QUOTE] If I had a Crowbar, I'd be sure to break this kid's legs before he did anything drastic.:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;19441888]Crowbars are for pussies. Real men use Halligan bars. [img]http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/18/halligan.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What the fuck is that and where can i get one
Here in argentina we dont use them, we either pry boxes open Hale style (bare hands) or with big-ass screwdrivers I would paint it hl2 style and hang it somewhere with a spraypainted sentence under it: "IN CASE OF HEADCRAB INFESTATION USE CROWBAR" You know, just like that pic on the internet. [QUOTE=CabooseRvB;19437089]For Pleasure.[/QUOTE] :ohdear: Also i'm the first one in 3 pages to make that suggestion?
I'd beat the shit out of those who get in my way.
[QUOTE=espachigo;19454423]Most Otaku dont take kindly to being called weeaboo.Although you are right about the age.22. I am one of those who do not.I have katanas as suvenuires from the various cons i attened.[/QUOTE] Explains everything. I surrender.
[QUOTE=arto572;19376311]i dont have a crowbar.. i would kill my teacher and all the teachers >:D[/QUOTE] By this, we can conclude that you have one teacher The highest grade where you have 1 teacher? 4th/5th grade That makes you 11 at most Unless you are in some weird foreigner school
I would drink Dr. Breen's private reserve and lose all the past i had. Because i'm sad and i want to kill myself *emo*
[QUOTE=Cidem;19455139]What the fuck is that and where can i get one[/QUOTE] It's a Halligan bar, a firefighting tool. It's 200 some dollars, just google around for it.
I would walk up to a kid preferably 4 - 7 years old and bash his face in :)
[QUOTE=TheStickPwner;19373134]I would beat the shit out of people.[/QUOTE] Instead of 101 Dalmatians, we have 101 boxes.
open crates, maybe pry nails out of my wall
I have a crowbar. It's sitting under a tree next to a VW bus in my backyard. Next to it is a machete identical to the one from L4D2. I need to add a [url=http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/c/c0/Otis_wrench.jpg]pipe wrench[/url] to my collection, though.
I would put it together with all my other tools.
I would put it on my wall and be proud. Although i'd rather the ability to control ice.
I'd pry out nails and perhaps break something that needs to be broken?
I already have one, and truth be told it's incredible satisfying destroying old planks and stuff with it. (We had some really old crates and shit we decided to burn, so I "had" to destroy them one or another way so we would get smaller pieces of wood).
I have a crowbar already, I keep it under my bad in case burglars come into my room and try to steal my computer.
I broke some obstacles when i was urban exploring. Seriously, it's way better than any other tool i've tried so far. Sure it's quite heavier than others, but dman does it take good care of planks, glass and even metal locks. And yes, the place was abandoned. Someone had just locked a door and i wanted to investigate. The lock was a bit rusty but the crowbar owned that thing. I can see that Gordon's education really pays for itself.
What would I do if I had a Crowbar? I'd have to hire a Crowbartender! :fuckyou:
What whould i do it i had a crowbar? Wait.
I think my joke killed the thread... :ohdear:
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