• The War Z - This IS NOT A GAME, IT'S A SCAM
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Me, my CAAAAAWHHWWZIN and a friend played some War Z. We looted, had fun and found ourselves some guns. I had a few to spare, so I gave my M16 to my cousin and a shotgun to my friend. While looting a construction site far South, we were all looting different parts when we heard a gunshot echo in the valley with us, seeming that the shooter was rather close. We began shooting at just about everything that we thought was the bandit, seeing as we were in big panic. After 6 seconds of shooting at bushes, our friend speaks up on Skype and says: "Hey uh, sorry. That was me. I accidentally clicked my mouse. I'll just keep a hammer in my hand from now on.. heh.." :v:
I don't think there's M14s in WarZ
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;38393003]I don't think there's M14s in WarZ[/QUOTE]I'm quite sure there are. EDIT: Oh wait, shit. No. I fucked up there. Sorry. I think it was a M16 then.
I think you meant M16. [QUOTE=MaikkiBoi;38393047]I'm quite sure there are. EDIT: Oh wait, shit. No. I fucked up there. Sorry. I think it was a M16 then.[/QUOTE] It's alright, I got excited that they added an M14 and looked everywhere for proof :v:
[I]"Cool times with the Facepunch militia: Shooting at eachother for fun since October 15, 2012"[/I]
Big Read. Just had a intense moment on War Z, Went to the town below boulder city, Had 2 pistols and 1 mag so i was just using the bullets on zombies and earning easy money. Eventually 2 newbies came into town, I said stand still and on your knee's and ill consider your life. 1 did it and gave me a bottle of water...i said good man, The other ran off and died to zombies. 2 minutes later i was shooting zombies and i look behind me...Some cunt was charging me with a spiked bat so i dropped him, Good try i said. He said he was friendly after i killed him in chat and i replied you fucking charged me from behind what you expect? 20 seconds later his friend comes around the corner and misses every shot i zig and zag darkfall online style while jumping and avoid all bullets...I noticed i was out of ammo, I circled the building 1nce more and waited until he came around, Got behind him and started beating the shit out of him with the hammer...He tried to out sprint me but failed... Good try i said again. a minute later i see 2 others, One with a gas-mask getting chased by zombies and a guy with a skull mask following him, he attempted to kill the gasmask guy on the car while he was getting chased. Gasmask guy came my way but i stood hidden...He died from zombies The other guy came out looking for his remains and i pop around the corner and bust a cap in his ass. GG brahs Tl;dr I killed like 4-6 guys in less than 5 minutes of play. 4 mossbergs, 2 jerichos, 3 B92's and 1 Sig and a shitload of meds.
I just out-manouvered and out-healed three guys with shotguns and pistols from Smallville to Echo's Compound, jumping and sprinting in bursts the whole way while they wasted their ammo like fucking retards. They must of gone throw about two pistol magazines each just to kill a guy with a medium backpack, some food and water, and a Hammer. They nailed me in the end though, one of them pulled their M4-Semi out and got me while I was out of sprint. I was laughing so hard during the 'ambush' that I couldn't of cared less of what I lost though :v:
I need to buy this
I hate the lack of communication in this game.
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;38394064]I hate the lack of communication in this game.[/QUOTE] The only language is bullet.
I just killed 3 bandits and took all there shit. Turns out i saved 2 other unarmed people who were being shot at by them. So basically i saved some good people, killed the bad ones. And now im loaded with food, water, and guns.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7mSMAQorD8&feature=g-u-u[/media] farming aw yea
Someone just dropped an empty Sig Sauer 556 under a tree on a safe-zone, I guess he tried to dupe it. Quickly grabbed the gun and inserted my c-mag, holo and front-grip to it, at the same second the guy re-connects and stares at me and the gun, he then types to the proximity chat "Dude, lame! You fucking stole my gun I want it back! I'll kill you, can I have it back?". I didn't give the gun back because fuck glitchers.
You should have shot his grundle.
I am so nervous of dumpsters right now. I'm currently hiding in one and watching people stroll past. I could just jump up and snipe any of these guys from my dumpster bunker.
[img]http://thewarz.com/img/character_1.png[/img]
are they going to release any female players that don't look like sluts?
[QUOTE=Vasili;38395034]are they going to release any female players that don't look like sluts?[/QUOTE] That's the only way to ever make female characters in a zombie game ever.
[QUOTE=Vasili;38395034]are they going to release any female players that don't look like sluts?[/QUOTE] How the fuck does that look like a slut?
Guys, I have a super 4w35um3 id34. Let female characters be pregnant to REPOPULATE EARTH!!!11111!!1!!! [sp]No, I'm not serious.[/sp]
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;38395095]Guys, I have a super 4w35um3 id34. Let female characters be pregnant to REPOPULATE EARTH!!!11111!!1!!! [sp]No, I'm not serious.[/sp][/QUOTE] Why would anyone repopulate earth? :v: so silly
I'm getting tired of this game now, me and a mate got killed straight away after leaving a safe zone by a guy using a silenced gun. Its fun at times but when you're just randomly killed by a bandit, makes me never want to play again.
[QUOTE=Valdread;38395173]I'm getting tired of this game now, me and a mate got killed straight away after leaving a safe zone by a guy using a silenced gun. Its fun at times but when you're just randomly killed by a bandit, makes me never want to play again.[/QUOTE] Become a bandit and join the fun.
[QUOTE=simkas;38395082]How the fuck does that look like a slut?[/QUOTE] They look stupid and sexualized with small tight tops with their tits hanging out. that's made apparent when the community we're dealing with says shit like this: [quote]I agree Female Chars are much nicer to look at then a guys butt anyday also make them HOTT can we also get ones with no clothes? hey just asking[/quote]
[QUOTE=simkas;38395082]How the fuck does that look like a slut?[/QUOTE] Gee, tanktops and minimal clothing sure are useful during a zombie apocalypse.
oh most of the concept art for the females make them look like bimbos, who the fuck could maintain that hair in that kind of environment? The zombie females look very normal yet the female survivors look like they've come out of New Jeresy's bimbo scene.
[QUOTE=Vasili;38395230]oh most of the concept art for the females make them look like bimbos, who the fuck could maintain that hair in that kind of environment? The zombie females look very normal yet the female survivors look like they've come out of New Jeresy's bimbo scene.[/QUOTE] Three words. It's a game.
Sex sells, end of story.
[QUOTE=Usernameztaken;38395243]Three words. It's a game.[/QUOTE] Um..so? What's wrong with a little realism? Wouldn't you complain if they added something like dual wielding weapons, which a developer said is wholly possible? But it's just a game after all, so... I want to see some semi-realistic female characters, like ex-cops or scavengers like Molly from TWD game. [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuyvlXsO71qb995uo1_500.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Usernameztaken;38395243]Three words. It's a game.[/QUOTE] Not a excuse.
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