The War Z - This IS NOT A GAME, IT'S A SCAM

[zeldar]

[QUOTE=JerryK;38054399]everybody go home, game was delayed until november due to the amount of issues

[url=http://forums.thewarz.com/showthread.php?22044-Hotfix-incoming]oh well[/url][/QUOTE]
It was going to be released officially in November anyway. :v:

[Mr. Khorn]

[QUOTE=JerryK;38054399]everybody go home, game was delayed until november due to the amount of issues

[url=http://forums.thewarz.com/showthread.php?22044-Hotfix-incoming]oh well[/url][/QUOTE]

If that's true, I want my money back. Can't even load the forum.

EDIT:

Shit jerry, you got me.

[JerryK]

it's just a joke everyone calm down

[VitaminAG]

[QUOTE=JerryK;38054434]it's just a joke everyone calm down[/QUOTE]

In that case.

Anyone willing to spare a code <3

[0FucksGiven]

[QUOTE=JerryK;38054434]it's just a joke everyone calm down[/QUOTE]

thanks for the fuckin heart attack

[alexk]

It's not true. This is what the thread says; "1) We try to cover some of the client crashes 2) Flashlight damage nerfed 10 times - opps Overall - once crashes will be fixed, you won't encounter other players spawning so close to you - since what is happening right now is that somebody joins server, xcrashes or get killed, disconnects from server, new guy joins in, oppsy"

[Mr. Khorn]

Also, to make myself feel better.

The 1st, 5th, and 10th poster on my wall gets a guest key.

My wall is so lonely.

[ArchimedesAgain]

JerryK is currently sitting in game, watching this thread and laughing it up with Sergei. I just know it.

[The-Spy]

-snip-

fine, not funny to be murdered with flashlights...

[MRApples7]

[QUOTE=VitaminAG;38054436]Anyone willing to spare a code <3[/QUOTE]

Stop fucking begging and earn some money for yourself.

[Chief343]

Screencap the thread and post it here please?

[zeldar]

[QUOTE=JerryK;38054434]it's just a joke everyone calm down[/QUOTE]
War Z alpha put on hold until summer 2013, map size being reduced to accommodate 16 players, and zombies will now have guns.

[Mr. Khorn]

[QUOTE=zeldar;38054481]War Z alpha put on hold until summer 2013, map size being reduced to accommodate 16 players, and zombies will now have guns.[/QUOTE]

Reduced to 2 players and you got Resident Evil 6.

[steamedbuns]

[QUOTE=JerryK;38054434]it's just a joke everyone calm down[/QUOTE]
mfw
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kbDSk.gif[/IMG]

[noodleboy347]

My launcher just updated?

[Flamester]

So would a weakish computer be able to un this game? What are the graphical options? I want to know before I buy it.

[Mr. Khorn]

To those of you who posted on my wall, you're a dirty, dirty whore.

/jk

Keys are gone.

[AlexVestin]

[B]"SERVER STATUS UNAVAILABLE"[/B]

[General Arnold]

Server status: unavailable

...[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc[/url]

[zeldar]

Intense PVP alpha gameplay:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_attBNnna-U[/media]

[sp]i.e. why are these practical weapons[/sp]

[StormGT]

Hey guys I've lurked for a while but decided to pony up and make an account.

Anyway to ease the pain of waiting here is one of my Beta Keys (when you buy the game it gives you 3).

IM2K-IR13-YNEU-LCCF

if you use it, please post that you did so people will know. :)

[Mr. Khorn]

Pro-Tip, they won't be able to use it until betaaaaaaaaa.

So until then, it's up for grabs.

[editline]15th October 2012[/editline]

My keyboard spammed my a button.

[zeldar]

Anyone else just get an update? Server status still stuck on patching though.

[StormGT]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;38054546]Pro-Tip, they won't be able to use it until betaaaaaaaaa.

So until then, it's up for grabs.

[editline]15th October 2012[/editline]

My keyboard spammed my a button.[/QUOTE]

Ah Gotcha well there it is then. Hopefully someone gets to use it.

[frankpetrov]

[QUOTE=flamester370;38054521]So would a weakish computer be able to un this game? What are the graphical options? I want to know before I buy it.[/QUOTE]

Well they say it's supposed to be able to run on integrated graphics cards and low-end laptops... so you decide.

[0FucksGiven]

[QUOTE=zeldar;38054562]Anyone else just get an update? Server status still stuck on patching though.[/QUOTE]

yup

[AlexVestin]

As much as people trying to shut down twitch and YT accounts for streamin The War Z can piss you off,
you're all still assholes for ignoring the DEVs wishes from the community.

?

[MR-X]

Pretty awesome so far, I'm really getting to test the game /sarcasm.

First character - Killed within two minutes by some dude with a bat. He chased me all around and was killing anyone he saw.
Second character - Killed by some dude within 2 hour because he decided it was fun to kill me in one hit with a flashlight.
Third character - still alive, crashed and now stuck on sever : patching/updating.

24 hour lock down really needs to be removed while testing is going on. This is a bit ridiculous when the map is so small and we got a lot of players within one area.

[RaptorBlackz]

[QUOTE=AlexVestin;38054602]As much as people trying to shut down twitch and YT accounts for streamin The War Z can piss you off,
you're all still assholes for ignoring the DEVs wishes from the community.

?[/QUOTE]
A game hyped this much with people paying to enter alpha/beta? You'd be surprised they want to share with their friends and community.

[VitaminAG]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;38054523]To those of you who posted on my wall, you're a dirty, dirty whore.

/jk

Keys are gone.[/QUOTE]
Why you gotta do dis to us.