• What would you do if you had an HEV Suit?
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Save the world
Dive into a bathtub filled with radiated waste.
Sprint, and run around for hours, and then double jump everywhere.
[QUOTE=Alien_23;19523225]Change the colour from orange to black (with gray highlights)[/QUOTE] like your avatar!
Wonder how the fuck to get in it.
Grow a goatee, trade in my metal glasses for black-plastic-rimmed ones, grab my crowbar, and beat up some weeaboos at the Baltimore Convention Center. Yes, fight me with your plastic swords. Oh, then topple the government and rule with an iron fist.
[QUOTE=Dole;19516909]I would sell it to the Government for like 20 million dollars. I mean, what use do I have for radiation resistance, and i dont exacty teleport to different worlds on a daily basis.[/QUOTE] Well what do you do when you actually need to travel across worlds and you've gone and sold it then? :colbert: Gonna feel pretty stupid then, huh.
Go do dangerous shit and play god.
Modify it to use double A batteries instead of Suit Charge batteries.
I would have to go push a highly unstable yet pure sample of a unknown alien substance into a anti-mass spectrometer and hope that a resonance cascade doesn't happen.
call my friend. get a combine metro police suit off ebay (they have em) go to the public park. have an epic battel with my friend. beat him with crowbar. he plays dead. i walk away slowly. then have a diffrent suit wearing a suit and holding a suitcase walk up to me. then i stand still for an hour and see how many people stare
[QUOTE=dkparadox9494;19562516]call my friend. get a combine metro police suit off ebay (they have em) go to the public park. have an epic battel with my friend. beat him with crowbar. he plays dead. i walk away slowly. then have a diffrent suit wearing a suit and holding a suitcase walk up to me. then i stand still for an hour and see how many people stare[/QUOTE] Are we friends? Where can I get one? I've never thought about it. That input matched my default category. I get it. plays dead. Why?: said walk away slowly. Interesting deduction. I've never thought about it. Interesting deduction. That is interesting: said stand still for an hour and see how many people stare.
Fight against big black spiders.
Mod the integrated flashlight to use a 9volt battery instead of the suit power. WTF is up with that shit!?
Join the army.
Join the marines,sissy
Run as fast as possible only to discover I'm tired when I turn my flashlight on.
I would stand in a vat of toxic whaste.Then i would yell:you cant do this,can you?No you cant!! You dont HAVE an HEV suit!!!
Wear it.
Get a refund because it doesn't come with a helmet.
Be a super hero and run around and stuff
I'd fast threads
Walk in some green shit, then get healed
Ide figure out how to use the bathroom whilst your in it.
Wear it in toxic was- Oh wait....
[QUOTE=gk99;19664476]Ide figure out how to use the bathroom whilst your in it.[/QUOTE] Dude, bodily fluids power the suit. Ever wonder why the suit batteries look like little blowjob machines?
I'd trek through the sewers of New York and train my strength level on mutated alligators.
id jump of a building and get told i have a major fracture, then sprint around with a crowbar and pick a fight with some punk ass aliens
Give it to Gabe and see if he can put it on.
[QUOTE=Wootman;19676733]Give it to Gabe and see if he can put it on.[/QUOTE] :frown:
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