• Pooh's Baseball Match: Japan's Newest Form of Flash-Based Torture
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/iDeqG.png[/img] YES FUCK YOU TIGGER
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;39121165][img]http://i.imgur.com/iDeqG.png[/img] YES FUCK YOU TIGGER[/QUOTE] You opened the doors to hell itself. I hope you enjoy the searing heat of molten lava, burning your flesh to crisp.
Of all the parodies, there none with Fist of the North Star?
made b y me pls do no steal [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7DEZMCCl_4[/media]
[img]http://imageshack.us/scaled/thumb/713/youthinkyoucouldgetrido.png[/img] Every fucking pitch. Every single fucking pitch when i take a swing this little pig just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
Why is everyone calling Christopher Robin just Robin
[QUOTE=LiquidRage;39122434][img]http://imageshack.us/scaled/thumb/713/youthinkyoucouldgetrido.png[/img] Every fucking pitch. Every single fucking pitch when i take a swing this little pig just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?[/QUOTE] dont botha
[img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/pooh_bear_unchained.jpg[/img]
Owl has been defeated. It's time to try Tigger. [B]OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHY!?[/B]
[img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/chistopher_robin_s_punch-out.jpg[/img]
Just beat Rabbit 17/15. The trick is to stay as far back on the plate as possible so you can get a good enough look at his balls to judge their direction before they speed up. [editline]d[/editline] Fuck you guys this is serious
what am i doing with my life
Beat Kenga & Roo Bring it, Rabbit.
Fuck yeah, finally beat that stupid owl and his stupid face. Only took three days, but whatever.
My freind was talking about how piss easy this was and how he expected it to be harder. And then he got to owl.
i two shot owl. but tigger man. he plays this fucking game on a quantum level :suicide:
Yeah tigger's a bit of a cunt. I made it to him without losing a single round, but then got 27/28 twice in a row before calling it a night (playing this shit at 2am is just a bad idea). Will pick it up later - should be able to get to Robin easily enough, then we'll see...
Please someone make this but with chris and pooh [video=youtube;90WznJlh3Ew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew[/video]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/siege2.png[/img] And thus the siege by Owl continues.
I'm currently watching my friend stream this game while listening to Dark Souls boss music. He beat Rabbit on his first try thanks to the music. Owl is currently fucking his shit up to this tune. [video=youtube;bc0vmbmdexw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0vmbmdexw[/video]
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;39125324] [video=youtube;bc0vmbmdexw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0vmbmdexw[/video][/QUOTE] This is literally the best thing to listen to while playing this. I've only started playing and I've gotten to Piglet before I got my first loss. I can only imagine the torment that awaits me. [editline]7th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]The challenge had been difficult, perhaps even frightening at times, but the challenger felt hope blossom in his heart as the fifth gate opened before him. His eyes had become accustomed to the trickery of his enemies, and he felt ready now to blaze his way to the exit of this saccharine but hellish arena he had been imprisoned in. YOU HAVE COME TOO FAR. The murmurs in his mind did not trouble the challenger any longer; merely the trickery of his captors aiming to demoralize him. He reached the mound, and readied his bat. VICTORY WILL BRING YOU NO JOY. TURN BACK. The pitch came, and to the challenger's bloodshot eyes, it seemed strangely torpid, hanging lazily in the air. In a moment, however, it accelerated rapidly, shooting past him. Several more followed its example as the challenger stared, dazed and confused. After the third cleared his attempts to follow his movements, however, he felt the reassuring crack of the bat on the fourth bring him back to reality, and he began to laugh. He had been told of this. The super-human exertion of the senses that made a quick-moving object appear to stand still. Sleepless for god knows how long, forced to react faster and faster just to survive, of course he would reach this pinnacle. There was no magic here; merely his senses confusing them as they broke their old limits. Again and again he struck the balls, understanding the trick now, and he began to laugh with mad joy as his opponent crumbled before him. He was so lost in his relief he did not hear that his host was laughing, too.[/QUOTE]
So, I decided to come back Made it 21 first time on Robin. I'll beat shit out of you, I promise
Just beaten Rabbit, now onto Owl. My handsare so sweaty
I got to Tigger, on my first try I got to 27/28. Then around 23/28, and then completely lost the rhythm. I don't think I can make it.
FUCK. YOU. OWL.
this OWL [highlight]AAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/highlight] this is it this is the feeling of true despair oh god it's awful
i thought tigger wouldn't be so hard [IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/472/425/196.gif[/IMG]
MOTHERF- I manage to hit the first 5 throws from Tigger fine. And then I completely fucking miss every single throw. How. HOW. HOOOOOOOW.
Beating Owl is literally luck. There is no strategy other than hit the ball and pray it goes somewhere in front of you.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;39134782]Beating Owl is literally luck. There is no strategy other than hit the ball and pray it goes somewhere in front of you.[/QUOTE] Hanging back a bit to easier predict it is possible, and some people HAVE gotten a pattern down of where best to hit it. But beyond that, all the luck comes down to hoping your own reflexes don't betray you by hitting early/late, and the game's sometimes-wonky 'physics' that can fling balls [i]behind you[/i].
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