Pooh's Baseball Match: Japan's Newest Form of Flash-Based Torture - Games

Just got done playing this game. Why does it feel like millions of baseballs have been dry shoved up my ass?

To anyone considering trying this game out: Stop now. You'll thank me later. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY

My only problem with owl is that I don't hit the ball over the hedge.

6/8 FUCK OFF I give up already fuck piglet and his stupid cunting face fuck this stupid game

piglet? seriously?

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;39088880]piglet? seriously?[/QUOTE] He's an asshole I keep hitting the fucking fence and going into the water WASTED POINTS EVERYWEHERE

Played against the Owl, started out doing really well, I only needed 9 more hits, and I had 20 shots left to go. I lost.

[QUOTE=elowin;39088961]Played against the Owl, started out doing really well, I only needed 9 more hits, and I had 20 shots left to go. I lost.[/QUOTE] My life.

By simply allowing myself to go as far back on the plate as possible, I went from 5/15 on Rabbit's stage to 19/15. I got a piece out of nearly every ball as well.

[QUOTE=elowin;39088961]Played against the Owl, started out doing really well, I only needed 9 more hits, and I had 20 shots left to go. I lost.[/QUOTE] I got 3 on owl, kept hitting infield and fouls every next shot until i managed to get 11 in a row off him. I then lost by 2.

[QUOTE=for no reason;39089128]I got 3 on owl, kept hitting infield and fouls every next shot until i managed to get 11 in a row off him. I then lost by 2.[/QUOTE] wow weird I lost by 2 as well

I always seem to get to ~10, usually within the first 10 balls, then I end up hitting fouls for the rest.

[QUOTE=Frisk;39089453]I always seem to get to ~10, usually within the first 10 balls, then I end up hitting fouls for the rest.[/QUOTE] I've noticed that the ball goes straight down the foul line an unusual amount of times so I suspect the game is fucking with the trajectory intentionally. Meanwhile, Tigger is a lot easier to hit but you have to hit so many of them.

MORE IMAGES. By brother and I are FUCKING LOSING IT.

Basically how I felt the entire time I was facing Tigger [video=youtube;8TBQywGmMjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TBQywGmMjQ[/video]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;39089565]MORE IMAGES. By brother and I are FUCKING LOSING IT.[/QUOTE] [img]https://i.minus.com/imMCKapmnEeEd.png[/img] [img]https://i.minus.com/ib1hqhOxJt2q6D.gif[/img]

[IMG]http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r581/AquaticSasquatch/1357282328064_zps83dbcdd4.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=RawSasquatch;39089620][IMG]http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r581/AquaticSasquatch/1357282328064_zps83dbcdd4.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Don't you know? It's canon!

Jackie Robinson had an average of .311 Babe Ruth had an average of .342 Tip O'Neill had an average of .485, probably the best average in American baseball history. To pass Tigger's stage, you need a batting average of .700 [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] Hey, Ump? I'm fairly sure that transporting your ball into an unholy pocket dimension counts as a ball. [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] [url]http://www.baseballgames.org/baseball/winniethepoohhomerunderby.php[/url] Is this the same game? [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] I wish I could save the game, I want to take a break and do it later.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;39089682]Jackie Robinson had an average of .311 Babe Ruth had an average of .342 Tip O'Neill had an average of .485, probably the best average in American baseball history. To pass Tigger's stage, you need a batting average of .700 [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] Hey, Ump? I'm fairly sure that transporting your ball into an unholy pocket dimension counts as a ball. [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] [url]http://www.baseballgames.org/baseball/winniethepoohhomerunderby.php[/url] Is this the same game? [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] I wish I could save the game, I want to take a break and do it later.[/QUOTE] It saves automatically between matches afaik, i've quit the game and returned later and it was saved.

I think it's because I have cookies and shit disabled with addons.

[t]http://puu.sh/1JpjU[/t] Gave up at Tigger. It's not that hard that I won't beat it in a few more tries, but it just got boring.

Getting real tired of your shit, Tigger.

Come on guys it's not even hard Grind rabbit yo

[QUOTE=elowin;39090923]It saves automatically between matches afaik, i've quit the game and returned later and it was saved.[/QUOTE] Oh no, I deliberately closed the browser to save myself now I've opened the site again, and that motherfucking owl is taunting me

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Nda9N.png[/img] The horror of this game. Chris Robin Unlimited BaseBall Works

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;39094044]Come on guys it's not even hard Grind rabbit yo[/QUOTE] I don't have the time nor the patience or that.

Tigger was extremely easy for me. But the owl was another story, I want to murder him. Robins is pretty hard when he chucks piglets fastballs....i never expect them.

I'm going to fucking find the masochistic cunt that made this and put him through the world's worst piledriver. I will make his skull fuse with that of his ancestors. I will kick that Owl bastard's ass so hard he'll smell his father's cloaca. [B]FUCK THAT OWL. [/B] I just hit the fucking ball backwards, how in the cuntgargling fuck does that work!?

I was on a roll till the Owl showed up. Fuck zig zags