Pooh's Baseball Match: Japan's Newest Form of Flash-Based Torture
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BEAT THAT FUCKING RABBIT ON MY FIRST GO
SUCK A DICK YOU TIMEBENDING SHIT
If I was Winnie the Pooh I would beat the shit out of Owl until only a bloody pile of fur is left.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;39102165]If I was Winnie the Pooh I would beat the shit out of Owl until only a bloody pile of fur is left.[/QUOTE]
But owls don't have fur.
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;39102210]But owls don't have fur.[/QUOTE]
Probable just all the fur from poohs bloody knuckles
NO. FUCKING SERIOUSLY NO.
JUST NO GOD NO.
LAST 3 BALLS ON ROBIN TO WIN. COMPUTER DECIDES "TIME TO TURN OFF FOR UPDATES"
FUCK ME. FUCK MY LIFE. STICK A HONEY POT UP MY ASS.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39102270]Probable just all the fur from poohs bloody knuckles[/QUOTE]
That moment when you're so mad that you beat someone to death with your bare fists even when you have a perfectly good baseball bat.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;39102431]That moment when you're so mad that you beat someone to death with your bare fists even when you have a perfectly good baseball bat.[/QUOTE]
more satisfying if you get real close and can feel the organs crushed by your own hands.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/GET_DOWN.png[/IMG] BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES FUCK OWL FUCK TIGGER
[editline]5th January 2013[/editline]
BRING IT ROBIN. IM BATMAN MOTHERFUCKER.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;39102431]That moment when you're so mad that you beat someone to death with your bare fists even when you have a perfectly good baseball bat.[/QUOTE]
*Bear fists
[img]http://puu.sh/1JLZM[/img]
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
[editline]5th January 2013[/editline]
[img]http://puu.sh/1JMdw[/img]
fuck it im going to bed
Game summary: The Q from Star Trek impersonate Pooh's friends, challenge him to baseball and screw with him by manipulating reality.
Lost to Owl 2 times then called it quits.
THIS IS HEEEELLLLL
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;39102894]Lost to Owl 2 times then called it quits.
THIS IS HEEEELLLLL[/QUOTE]
When facing Owl if you stand at the very back of the plate his balls will always be as far left as they can go. Far easier to predict.
[editline]5th January 2013[/editline]
does this save or do I need to leave the computer on overnight
oh cool it saves.
Should I put more points into Strength or Hit Detection/Meet when trying to beat Owl? I'm comfortable with my Speed level, but I'm not sure which of the other two is more important to focus on. Strength would definitely make sure the ones I hit right are home runs, but would Meet reduce the chances of fouls when I actually do hit it, or is that beyond the stats' control?
[QUOTE=RawSasquatch;39103112]Should I put more points into Strength or Hit Detection/Meet when trying to beat Owl? I'm comfortable with my Speed level, but I'm not sure which of the other two is more important to focus on. Strength would definitely make sure the ones I hit right are home runs, but would Meet reduce the chances of fouls when I actually do hit it, or is that beyond the stats' control?[/QUOTE]
Meet would probably help you. Use my tip above, it's very helpful.
Also fouls are based on how early/late you hit the ball.
So i was just tapping the mouse and havingmoderate success. Just started clicking and holding and i managed 5 home runs in a row on the donkey. a personal best :v
[editline]5th January 2013[/editline]
8/15 on the elephant using my amaqzing new click and hold which everyone else already knew about i guess
10 homeruns on piglet too. This is too easy now
11/12 on the roos first try :/
18/12'd roo by try 4!
10/15 rabbit on first round :D
OWL TIME.
13/19 first try on owl. Its not as hard as expected
FUCK YES 16/15 ON RABBIT ON MY FIRST TRY
Feels so good to beat that assface.
[QUOTE=MartinPL;39103375]FUCK YES 16/15 ON RABBIT ON MY FIRST TRY
Feels so good to beat that assface.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to die.
Owl brought back my feeling of helplessness.
Could hit most of them, but most of them would be fouls or chips
FUCK YOU OWL I ASKJDHF MEAAAA DFGGGGGGGGGGG
[QUOTE=Constructor;39103558]FUCK YOU OWL I ASKJDHF MEAAAA DFGGGGGGGGGGG[/QUOTE]
Just... this. I can only get 1/4 of the balls - the rest goes FOUL BALL YOU FAG LOL...
27 homeruns on Tigger. 4 throws left.
I miss every single one.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqaMVPZwFvc[/media]
Music for Robin
[img]http://puu.sh/1JTjB[/img]
The shit-eating grin on his face on the last pitch motivated me to gather the strength needed to pull through.
Praise our lord and savior Winnie The Pooh
To our friend Christopher: get fucked
God. The worst part about beating a character is that it not satisfying like killing a regular hard video game boss. You know it can only get worse for here on out.
Yay, someone else to add to the winners list.
Owl is such a fucking faggot
wheres the option to charge the pitcher with the club
seriously you would think pooh would've just his shit and go on a rampage
Kanga why
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