• Pooh's Baseball Match: Japan's Newest Form of Flash-Based Torture
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Owl is ironically easier than real baseball for me Still a motherfucker though
How are you supposed to play this shit, I keep getting 0 points at eeyore :pwn:
I can't get past the first fucking guy. I am going to grow a neckbeard now.
Fucking tiger. I managed to get through the anus-mutilating owl, but this guy here left me without anything to be mutilated.
Am I the only one who actually finds the Japanese version easier than the English version? I got up to Owl on the English version and got stuck with a max score on him of about 13. I switched to the Japanese version and blew through all the other levels in one try. On Owl I got 18/19 first try, with less upgrades than I had on the English version, and after a couple more tries I beat him.
If you just use the shadow of the bat, it's so much easier.
Tiger stage theme song [video=youtube;ELueEkX4bwY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELueEkX4bwY[/video]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BZlnp.png[/IMG] First try against rabbit. SO MUCH EASIER THEN KANGA.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/OWNED_BITCH.png[/IMG] [video=youtube;U9G18qHPhcM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM[/video]
Fucking kangaroo learn how to throw you piece of shit
Add me to the list. My life is now complete. [t]http://i.imgur.com/WM8WU.png[/t]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1mi4J5zD1o[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/75DMw.jpg[/IMG] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE[/media]
Owl and Rabbit are very tame in comparison to Tigger and he who shall not be named.
This is the most difficult game I have ever played. It's actually ridiculous :P
27/28 on tigger fuck
How in the flying funglefklyghjkahfkgjahfdfuck can you actually hit anything Tigger throws?!
Now I understand why everyone on fourchan think this is the devil's spawn. IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE AND THE BALLS SOMETIMES GO BACKWARDS!
How is the English version easier?
I managed to 13/19 Owl on my first run right after finally beating Rabbit. I'm getting better. :v: [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] Shit, got a 16/19 on my second run by playing some Terminator Sega CD music in the background, but every single other run was worse than the first. Even replaying Piglet and Eeyore gave me issues. Owl's fucking my shit up. :suicide:
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;39107671][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/75DMw.jpg[/IMG] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE[/media][/QUOTE] wrong version broseph
17 / 19, 3 balls left. Miss all 3. :suicide:
18/19, missed that last ball. Fuck you owl, you feathered motherfucker. [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] Also, I question my validity of being a gamer. I have fought dragons, killed terrorists, undermined a governmental conspiracy. But for the love of god, I can't beat an owl in baseball.
Just beat Eeyore. That took longer than I care to admit. Well, on to the elephant character. [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] SUCK A DICK, PIGLETT. FUCK YOU
STILL fucking stuck on tigger
Beat rabbit and owl on first try, taking a break before I attempt tigger. [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] What form of reality is tigger sending his fucking balls into
Fuck you, Tigger. Fuck you and your pocket dimension too.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yf8GuEvzFg[/media] I think this correctly matches the complete hopelessness and dread that fills anyone facing the one who must not be named.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Qdh2xqouM[/media] [B][I]WELCOME TO ROBIN'S LAIR[/I][/B]
So what is the Japanese one harder then the English one or something.
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