• S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: R.I.P. Kostya Polar Explorer
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If you think of Stalker Controllers come in night and rape your bung hole.
Page 34 approaches fellow stalkers. I expect multitudes of bloodfuckers and a lovely story from Paravin.
oh god no
Quick! Get to the shelter!
Page 34 soon fellow stalkers!
Righto, time to get writing!
so in CoP does any faction hate you other than mercs and monolith?
[QUOTE=gnoob;22725774]Page 34 soon fellow stalkers![/QUOTE] :3:
HEEEELP. Page 34 inbound, over.
"Parvin story soon stalker" asked the man wearing the seva suit. Tolik raised his head up into the air suspiciously, his eyes narrowing, "Oh really?, when?" and although the STALKER was masked by the SEVA suit Tolik thought he could make out a small sinister smile. The STALKER lifted his hand, placing it on Toliks shoulder gently. The STALKER lifted his hand up onto the ventilation pipe of the SEVA suit, pulling it out in order to remove his mask, and as the the STALKER removed his mask Tolik gasped for he was met with the face of a white cat with black stripes on its face. The cat smiled and whispered "Now". Tolik was never seen again. But sometimes around the rookie camp. If you listen carefully. You can hear the faint sound of Tolik screaming why, why would someone write a story even Raiskauskone found disgusting.
fuck you noah shooting me in the chest with buckshot
Open the door the quickly strafe to the left. Always works for me.
L.U.R.K 1.1 is going to be out in a couple days!
Damn, I just started SMP. I'm an ecologist!
[QUOTE=famasfanalt;22725983]Open the door the quickly strafe to the left. Always works for me.[/QUOTE] I always strafe to the right when Noah shoots the door. Sometimes due to the force his shottie delivers the doors fly away from the frame and ram me while I'm hiding, and then they fly back to the frame. Also: STALKERS! SHELTER! NOW! GO GO GO!
I never liked Noah. Lets just say he's with us now.
[QUOTE=famasfanalt;22726017]I never liked Noah. Lets just say he's with us now.[/QUOTE] Noah would be a great asset to Degtyarev's team, mainly because of his expirience in killing Snorks and finding anomalies on a larger distance. I'd also want mercenary Slasher to join the team since he has survival expirience and he is an accurate shot, also because of his mercenary exosuit.
Too bad he's a douche and wont come :colbert:.
At least we got Vano instead. He's probably the most likable guy of the team, since he's both cool, optimistic and knows what the hell is he doing in the worst possible situation. Zulu's a preety strong and useful guy, but he's a total douche, lt. Sokolov is a pussy and Strider is there because he wants to rescue more Monolithians from Pripyat, but his character sucks because of the lack of emotions.
i had no idea he was going to fucking shoot me so
I'd think Noah would be able to run his own group of stalkers that hunt mutants and get rare artifacts, but his amnesia probably stops him from doing so.
Yeah, I can imagine him shooting his own men.
Yea, they'd probably come up to him one day and say "Hey man, we cleared out the Plateau and the Ash Heap, and we've also collected five Compasses!" and he'd shoot them before they'd even have a chance to calm him down. It's strange, through. If he gets amnesia every time he takes a sleep, how does he still remember his Pseudodog(s)?
[quote] ‘’Why do you do this which you always must do to me, Sidorovich?’’ grunted Wolf as the big, fat man smashed his penis once again into the asshole of the Rookie keeper. The dick was large and pulsating and it felt great inside the tender ass of the man. ‘’You and I both know what is it that you like to do!’’ as he entrenched his hot phallus deeper in the shit hole. Sidorovich then extended his finger into his own hole, scooped up a nice little streak of brown shit and smeared it all over Wolfs teeth like nice, hot toothpaste. ‘’mm yes you filthy little whore’’ grunted the trader as his penis went deeper and deeper into the younger Stalker, ‘’bring me some of the children and I will extend your pleasure to heights you have never seen!’’ So Wolf left the bunker, but not before inserting a hot huge rod into his asshole so that I could stay away from trouble. A few minutes later he and a company of rookies headed into the murky depths of Sidorovichs love hole (wink wink). He started with the youngest one. Taking off his jeans he grabbed a pair of scissors and snapped the penis of the man right off. Blood came splurting out of the severed limb as sperm shot into the pants of the trader. Screams and screams of pleasure erupted from the bunker. Grabbing the severed phallus, he inserted a finger into the shaft, and used the appendage as a dildo to poke at the other, scared rookies. Wolf meanwhile was busy masturbating and slamming a huge, rusty piece of metal into his cock hole. He loved what he saw and what he felt. Sid didn’t stop though. Using his scissors he cut of the penises of more men and soon his entire ten fingers each had penis mittens on them. Turning at the last rookie who was cowering in the corner, crying he tore his jizz and shit stained pants off and went to the boy. He was scared and the russian elder loved it. He crouched over the face of the youngling and squeezed out a long, brown wiener out of his asshole right into the face of the boy. Before the man could even respond, Sid grabbed him with his penis-fingers and started to rape every hole he could find. After several hours of grunting and panting he came on the face of the stalker and each of his penis-fingers erupted a small streak of bloody jizz on the body of the abused boy before he was thrown in a deeper part of the bunker with his personal male bloodfucker harem.[/quote] In the next episode Nmble gets an anal probe!
^ OHGOD WHAT when i saw that psuedodog i threw a grenade inside the room with me and noah and blew us all the fuck up
Jesus christ Para, how can you even bring yourself to write that.
[QUOTE=Paravin;22726207]In the next episode Nmble gets an anal probe![/QUOTE] :gonk:
When writing I tend to replace words with nicer things. [editline]04:35PM[/editline] Atleast in my mind it's nice and cuddly.
I think it's bad for me to have an incredible sense of imagery for this story.
I told ya'. Also did anyone like my story :saddowns:
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