• If you had to live in a video game world, which would it be?
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Oblivion or maybe Pokemon
TF2. Tons of different maps, lots of friends. Die, and respawn in 12 seconds (or instantly, if you so choose). Seems fun.
Pandora, from Borderlands. Naw, that's crazy. Garry's mod for sure.
sexy beach 3
[QUOTE=kgbx3;22572274]sexy beach 3[/QUOTE] artificial girl 3 is better! :downs:
Dues Ex
Stalker prolly. Go there, snatch some cool ass artifacts. Stroll back home, go into a place where chicks are gathering. Show them the artifact. Turn stalker universe into sexvilla 3d universe.
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;22573153]Stalker prolly. Go there, snatch some cool ass artifacts. Stroll back home, go into a place where chicks are gathering. Show them the artifact. Turn stalker universe into sexvilla 3d universe.[/QUOTE] That would only work in the STALKER books. In the game universe, you would lose half-way, because there are no women in the Zone and you can't leave the Zone, due to a padlock. But either STALKER (anything outside the Zone is pretty normal, and mind you, probably slightly advanced, due to scientific studies) or Pokemon (Entire world based on cockfighting and where almost no one else holds a weapon - sign me up). The last one could also be a lot more fun due to making various activities, much simpler. Toughest thing to do, would be catching a psychic/ghost/polywhirl and training them right. From then on, the world is ours!
[QUOTE=bud389;22556327]And you'd also probably be eaten alive by giant ants.[/QUOTE] I fucking HATED THOSE One time I loaded a save file when I was near the supermarket and fucking ants spawned ALL around me, and I mean ALL around me- they were in a goddamn circle just closing in with their assholeish ant mouths clicking FUCK RAD ANTS
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22573551]I fucking HATED THOSE One time I loaded a save file when I was near the supermarket and fucking ants spawned ALL around me, and I mean ALL around me- they were in a goddamn circle just closing in with their assholeish ant mouths clicking FUCK RAD ANTS[/QUOTE] Now, imagine if they spewed fire.
Halo, Mass Effect, or Assassin's Creed
I want to answer this, but every time I think of a world, I consider the fact that being a bystander in one of these universes would be just plain awful. GTA IV - If you go outside, you have a pretty much 50+% chance of getting shot, mugged, run over, set on fire, etc. Not the best day. Oblivion - Unless you're a mage, your average lifespan is probably pretty low. Diseases, monsters, wars, cults, corrupt guards. If not that, then some murdering badass wielding a Dwarven Battleaxe and cutting through swaths of civilians and guards. Fallout - Disease, radiation, hunger, bandits, mutated animals, government remnants, no clean water. This world would suck to live in, as much as I love the game. STALKER - I didn't play this game much, but I don't think it really mentions how many up-and-coming Stalkers wander out in to the Zone and never come back. Especially considering the more vicious things out there, your survival chances are minimal. Half-Life 2 - Well, it's a choice between a sex-repressing alien domination, or full-blown war where the enemy doesn't care who lives or dies, and has more than enough tools at their disposal to accomplish the latter. WoW - Seems fun if you're an adventuring hero... Besides the constant fear of death, dismemberment, disintegration, zombification, mind-control. Hell, the normal population deals with that, especially with the constant Scourge threat and war between the Alliance and Horde. Halo - If it's during the War, you're pretty much fucked. Soldiers get annihilated, planets get glassed, and even if you WERE inducted in the SPARTAN program, it had somewhere around a 60-80% dropout rate, usually from death or permanent disability. Warhammer 40k - Eons of war. If you're not a soldier (which would probably result in your death), then you're a civilian on a planet that will probably be wiped by Necrons, ravaged by Orcs, assimilated by Tyranids, so on and so forth. I think I'm done now. I spent way too long on this. So far, the only two universes (Mario/Casual games notwithstanding) that would be easy/enjoyable to live in would be Mass Effect (if you live on one of the safer planets) and Pokemon ('nuff said).
Leisure suit larry for sure.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;22573975]I want to answer this, but every time I think of a world, I consider the fact that being a bystander in one of these universes would be just plain awful. GTA IV - If you go outside, you have a pretty much 50+% chance of getting shot, mugged, run over, set on fire, etc. Not the best day. Oblivion - Unless you're a mage, your average lifespan is probably pretty low. Diseases, monsters, wars, cults, corrupt guards. If not that, then some murdering badass wielding a Dwarven Battleaxe and cutting through swaths of civilians and guards. Fallout - Disease, radiation, hunger, bandits, mutated animals, government remnants, no clean water. This world would suck to live in, as much as I love the game. STALKER - I didn't play this game much, but I don't think it really mentions how many up-and-coming Stalkers wander out in to the Zone and never come back. Especially considering the more vicious things out there, your survival chances are minimal. Half-Life 2 - Well, it's a choice between a sex-repressing alien domination, or full-blown war where the enemy doesn't care who lives or dies, and has more than enough tools at their disposal to accomplish the latter. WoW - Seems fun if you're an adventuring hero... Besides the constant fear of death, dismemberment, disintegration, zombification, mind-control. Hell, the normal population deals with that, especially with the constant Scourge threat and war between the Alliance and Horde. Halo - If it's during the War, you're pretty much fucked. Soldiers get annihilated, planets get glassed, and even if you WERE inducted in the SPARTAN program, it had somewhere around a 60-80% dropout rate, usually from death or permanent disability. Warhammer 40k - Eons of war. If you're not a soldier (which would probably result in your death), then you're a civilian on a planet that will probably be wiped by Necrons, ravaged by Orcs, assimilated by Tyranids, so on and so forth. I think I'm done now. I spent way too long on this. So far, the only two universes (Mario/Casual games notwithstanding) that would be easy/enjoyable to live in would be Mass Effect (if you live on one of the safer planets) and Pokemon ('nuff said).[/QUOTE] Dead or Alive Xtreme. World full of glorious jiggle physics.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;22573975] STALKER - I didn't play this game much, but I don't think it really mentions how many up-and-coming Stalkers wander out in to the Zone and never come back. Especially considering the more vicious things out there, your survival chances are minimal. [/QUOTE] You don't have to go into the zone, you know. You could always get in the business with traders, you know.
Fallout 3 "Eating, Drinking, Farting and Screwing!"
[QUOTE=Left4Meds;22574288]Fallout 3 "Eating, Drinking, Farting and Screwing!"[/QUOTE] And dying. Lots of that.
Oblivion or Okami
Tetris
S.T.A.L.K.E.R's zone, or Garry's Mod.
Doom.
Red Faction Guerilla, where I could knock down buildings with a sledgehammer in under a minute. That, or Mass Effect. I know it's cliche right now, but Goddamn I want to be a crew member on Shepard's Ship. Stick me down in engineering with the Krogan and Not-Scotty. I can take Tali's place.
Either GMod or WoW. You heard me! WoW! There I said it!
Pokemon for sure
I would inhabit harvest moon. Spending every day growing stuff in order to make a profit and survive, eating some of your food, and selling other food, taking time off to do some fishing maybe, having conversations. Oh wait, I can do that in this world by being a farmer.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;22573975] STALKER - I didn't play this game much, but I don't think it really mentions how many up-and-coming Stalkers wander out in to the Zone and never come back. Especially considering the more vicious things out there, your survival chances are minimal. [/QUOTE] Expect that if you were dropped into the world of Stalke, you'd already know the dangers and hazards of the Zone, especially the places where the mutants would hang out, and the places where your brains boil and your mind is wiped away. If I were dropped into the world of Stalker right now, (prefeably into Cordon) I'd know how to get joban (sid, wolf), lootan (constant loner attack on the carpark against bandits), sellan (once again, sid), killan, and findan. That's how I would roll in the world of Stalkan. And I would travel into every fucking corner of the zone, avoid psi-fields, get outside the zone by bribing the guards, be awesome for a while. And then come back and open the secret lootbox under the ground, in the sewers of Apgropom. Where I've put all the importand shit and vital stuff for the survivar in the zone.
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Grim Fandango. Or Shadow of the Colossus, just so I could explore the forbidden land for hours on end.
Probably Mass Effect 2. But, even though it's a racing game, Forza 3. :smug:
Shadow of the Colossus, before Wander owned the world. Zeno Clash, awesome. Rock Band, play a few songs, get rich.
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