I once killed a guy named Zhora Immortal.
Not so immortal now are you.
[QUOTE=TheCombine;19871613]I once killed a guy named Zhora Immortal.
Not so immortal now are you.[/QUOTE]Yes I am. Just kidding... OR AM I? *Gives face similar to avatar*
lol dumb spam
i wonder if it's kingo
[QUOTE=seano12;19871476][B][U]West Pripyat [/U][/B] by seano12
"... He's dead " said the Expert Stalker in a small squad of stalkers passing by Pripyat on the outskirts.
" Check the body... maybe we can get some info on a stash " said one of the stalkers, and so the expert stalker did just that and found a journal in his leather jacket pocket, it was mostly covered in blood but still legible. So the expert stalker read the dead stalker's journal. " Ha, what a funny name , German AA-Gun "
They read deeper and deeper into the journal, most of it was jibberish ( brain scorcher ) and words and sentences that made no sense whatsoever. But the expert stalker found something very interesting... and it read :
In West Pripyat BORN AND RAISED
on the limansk playground is where I spent most of my days
chilling out , maxing , relaxing all cool and all
shooting some duty out side of the school
when a couple of bloodsuckers said "we're up to no good"
and started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little skirmish and sid got scared
and said we're moving with my mommy and daddy in west cordon
I begged and pleaded with him everyday
but he packed my leather jacket and sent us on our way
he gave me a kissin and gave me my saiga
I put my pda on and said I might as well kick it
The garbage yo this is bad
shootin bandits with my saiga they gettin' mad
is this what cordon livin' is like?
HMMM, this might be alright!
By the time the stalker reached the middle of the journal page, a bloodsucker roar was heard and the journal was dropped while the stalkers got prepared to fight the beastly mutant. After they had defeated the mutant with their nato rifles, they went back to where the body was .... the journal was gone , along with the body.
The end.[/QUOTE]
Sucks.
next thread should be called S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Version Jaggies.
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;19871921]next thread should be called S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Version Jaggies.[/QUOTE]
No.
Fresh Prince of Stalk-air.
NO! The triumpht of Raiskauskone
[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;19872049]No.
Fresh Prince of Stalk-air.[/QUOTE]
No
Immovable Ecologist Doorstop
[QUOTE=Teh Iron Man;19872086]No
Immovable Ecologist Doorstop[/QUOTE]
No
Horseradish Carnage Suit
I'll be away for awhile. Mass Effect 2 is out, so.. I'll be back by CoP for sure.
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[QUOTE=seano12;19872167]No
Horseradish Carnage Suit[/QUOTE]
Pancake Materials.
I wonder what a Tourist's Breakfast would taste like.
Adjustable Butt-cheeks
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Megathread: Get out of here, STALKER.
[B]Cosmic Bloodsucker Edition[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/lwxAa.jpg[/img]
[I]From the depths of space, he comes...for YOU.[/I]
Oh HELL naw.
I'll cap his tentacle ass more times than a gangster gone crazy with two mac-10s in each hand.
Nuclear Fridge
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;19872379]Oh HELL naw.
I'll cap his tentacle ass more times than a gangster gone crazy with two mac-10s in each hand.[/QUOTE]
Not if he lands on you :smug:
[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;19872446]Not if he lands on you :smug:[/QUOTE]Was that supposed to be a sex joke? If so I liked it.
Also; he wont land on top of me because I'll tell him to... Get out of here, STALKER.
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;19872465]Was that supposed to be a sex joke? If so I liked it.
Also; he wont land on top of me because I'll tell him to... Get out of here, STALKER.[/QUOTE]
No, I mean burns through the atmosphere and LANDS ON YOU. I imagine it would look like this:
[IMG]http://imgur.com/i4CRb.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;19872549]No, I mean burns through the atmosphere and LANDS ON YOU. I imagine it would look like this:
-pic-[/QUOTE]Why the fuck would I be climbing a tree? Bad photoshopping thar.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19870185]Jesus Fuck.
So I'm playing the NEWSA+SIMBION Professional EXTREME mod on Master difficulty (:v:), and I was talking to Seriy when I noticed some dust kicked up from the bottom of Seriy's feet. I paused the game and opened up Steam friends, and told my friend, who is also playing STALKER, "I think... I think a helicopter just shot at me."
I quicksaved and walked outside.
I'm scanning the skies, when all I see is this fucking [b]rocket[/b] coming at me. I was all like "HOLY FUCK!" and then I blew up and died.
I think a helicopter shot at me. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Holy crap.
[editline]07:01AM[/editline]
[img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/0_0.png[/img]
HELICOPTERS? FROM MILITARY WAREHOUSES!?
a
Guys I just reinstalled soc any mods you guys would recommend. I'm focusing on fun mostly but I am interested in blowouts tho. So suggest away!
[QUOTE=famasfanalt;19873270]Guys I just reinstalled soc any mods you guys would recommend. I'm focusing on fun mostly but I am interested in blowouts tho. So suggest away![/QUOTE]
If you want superfun fullbright awesome manmade playpen, try OL09
If not, try OL or Complete 2009
[QUOTE=famasfanalt;19873270]Guys I just reinstalled soc any mods you guys would recommend. I'm focusing on fun mostly but I am interested in blowouts tho. So suggest away![/QUOTE]
If you want balls-to-the-wall intensity and spending about two hours trying to figure out how to outrun a helicopter, I suggest the NEWSA+SIMBION mod, Professional EXTREME, on Master difficulty.
Shit's hardcore.
:v:
[editline]05:41AM[/editline]
Also, to the people saying I have to shoot it down, about how many shots from an AK74 will it take to shoot it down?
:saddowns:
I'll try the hardcore one since the first time I played I ran out of ammo and knifed the entire bandit camp to death.
Okay, so I got clear sky in the mail today :3 and whenever I start it up it says "Insufficient privileges" then it just closed (this happens even when I run as admin). When I tried to start it up it says that it blocked the driver "Tages DRM". Why the DRM is a driver perplexes me, but I assume it needs that to run. I'm running Windows 7
are the helicopters you guys talking about in that new STALKER game Call of Pripiyat or whatever
My new soviet jacket i bought from the Ukraine. Put some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. patches on it, thought it might belong here. :3:
[IMG]http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q415/Ketten_kingsharpie/meee.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q415/Ketten_kingsharpie/MONOLITH.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q415/Ketten_kingsharpie/DUTY.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19873672]If you want balls-to-the-wall intensity and spending about two hours trying to figure out how to outrun a helicopter, I suggest the NEWSA+SIMBION mod, Professional EXTREME, on Master difficulty.
Shit's hardcore.
:v:
[editline]05:41AM[/editline]
Also, to the people saying I have to shoot it down, about how many shots from an AK74 will it take to shoot it down?
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
A couple of mags. All of which need to hit the pilot's window.
You could also just go to a trader and get one of the batshit insane new explosives.
Huh, just read the manual for NEWSA+SIMBION 2.4, and it looks pretty cool, if a completely different experience. I mean, multi-rocket launchers? :psyduck:
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