[QUOTE=DireAvenger;19714805]Congratulations.
You suck at video games.[/QUOTE]
how are you supposed to kill anything in that game when you can't buy weapons and your pistol only shoots straight for around three feet in front of you and everything needs around two clips to die but kills you in a matter of around three bullets from thirty feet away
I never had a problem with bumrushing my way through a bunch of enemies in any other game so does it make me suck at other videogames automatically if I just can't kill something by fucking shooting at its head repeatedly from ten feet away with my pistol because half the rounds miss because of the huge-ass crosshair and the other half don't do anything
Also it's shittily optimized so I got around 20fps
Man up, pussy. This ain't no weak-ass American game, but a game from the belly of the damn Eastern Europe. The party knows no bad products! :ussr:
[QUOTE=SomeFaggot;19716718]I'm not even sure how Holden did it in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Well when i modified the outfits.ltx from all jackets to standerd it fixed it except for the stats.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19721856]how are you supposed to kill anything in that game when you can't buy weapons and your pistol only shoots straight for around three feet in front of you and everything needs around two clips to die but kills you in a matter of around three bullets from thirty feet away
I never had a problem with bumrushing my way through a bunch of enemies in any other game so does it make me suck at other videogames automatically if I just can't kill something by fucking shooting at its head repeatedly from ten feet away with my pistol because half the rounds miss because of the huge-ass crosshair and the other half don't do anything
Also it's shittily optimized so I got around 20fps[/QUOTE]
you should try halo it seems like it's a game better suited to your talents and it's on xbox so you don't have to worry about upgrading ur pc for it
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19721856]how are you supposed to kill anything in that game when you can't buy weapons and your pistol only shoots straight for around three feet in front of you and everything needs around two clips to die but kills you in a matter of around three bullets from thirty feet away
I never had a problem with bumrushing my way through a bunch of enemies in any other game so does it make me suck at other videogames automatically if I just can't kill something by fucking shooting at its head repeatedly from ten feet away with my pistol because half the rounds miss because of the huge-ass crosshair and the other half don't do anything
Also it's shittily optimized so I got around 20fps[/QUOTE]
You best be trolling. Even my 8 years old noob cousin could play it.
[editline]02:37PM[/editline]
Or was he 12?
or maybe modern warfare 2
i hear it's p easy
IM 12 AND WAt is this
[QUOTE=Paravin;19722157]IM 12 AND WAt is this[/QUOTE]
definitely not originality
If anyone's interested how the comic was inspired, let me introduce you this:
[img]http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1828/ssjaakko011810193456l03.jpg[/img]
[B]I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA IT WAS THERE[/B]
I fucking jumped so hard, almost hit my head on the roof
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19721856]how are you supposed to kill anything in that game when you can't buy weapons and your pistol only shoots straight for around three feet in front of you and everything needs around two clips to die but kills you in a matter of around three bullets from thirty feet away
I never had a problem with [b]bumrushing[/b] my way through a bunch of enemies in any other game so does it make me suck at other videogames automatically if I just can't kill something by fucking shooting at its head repeatedly from ten feet away with my pistol because half the rounds miss because of the huge-ass crosshair and the other half don't do anything
Also it's shittily optimized so I got around 20fps[/QUOTE]
There's your problem Rookie, bumrushing does not work on this game.
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19722555]If anyone's interested how the comic was inspired, let me introduce you this:
[img]http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1828/ssjaakko011810193456l03.jpg[/img]
[B]I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA IT WAS THERE[/B]
I fucking jumped so hard, almost hit my head on the roof[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, I'm in the same area just a few meters back D:
Help me man, help me.
Fucking bloodsuckers.
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19722663]Oh shit, I'm in the same area just a few meters back D:
Help me man, help me.
Fucking bloodsuckers.[/QUOTE]
UR GONNA GET RAPED
It only depents what way you choose; from behind and front. Or massive bukkake on your face.
The choise is yours. Either follow the long hallway instead of going to that big area. You are going to get ganged no matter what.
I hope you brought decent weaponry and enought ammo :v:
[B]OH BY THE WAY FACEPUNCH![/B]
THIS THREAD SHOULD BE TITLED; STALKER MEGATHREAD: BANDIT GANGBANG, ITS AAAWWWRIGHT
[img]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3819/ssjaakko011810201720l03.jpg[/img]
Put this on the front page
I'm not sure did you respond to my post regarding the bloodsuckergangbang or the bandit one, regardless, I lol'd.
But in the other hand...
[img]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2716/ssjaakko011810200830l03.jpg[/img]
[B]FUCKING BLOODSUCKERS EVERYWHERE[/B]
Every time I see this thread, it makes me want to reinstall SHOC.
But even with all the patches it's buggy and crashes a lot for me. :(
[QUOTE=LurkietheLurker;19722103]Well when i modified the outfits.ltx from all jackets to standerd it fixed it except for the stats.[/QUOTE]
There's another file with the LURK suits, I forget which though. I think it's the items.ltx or something.
So I was walking around Wild Territory, minding my own business, killing mercs
Suddenly I hear ROOOOAAARR and almost shit my pants as I spun around blasting off rounds from my AK
turns out it was right behind me :'(
Meh I'm gonna try OL. Complete 09 was shit.
Are there skins to make bloodsuckers look like teddybears. Would make them more pleasant and not scare the fucking shit out of me.
[editline]04:09PM[/editline]
Also, can bloodsuckers die from a stab with your knife like bandits?
then again my play experience might be a bit biased I didn't even finish the first level and uninstalled the game then gave it to a friend because I thought losing health from artifacts and throwing bolts was annoying and I only had the pistol at the start because I lost the shotgun somewhere
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19722889]Are there skins to make bloodsuckers look like teddybears. Would make them more pleasant and not scare the fucking shit out of me.[/QUOTE]
Only time I actually got scared of one of those fuckers was when one of them somehow managed to sneak behind me without making any sounds.
It hit me and I flew like 5 meter.
Btw guys, try jumping when a bloodsucker hits you. It's like you got wings.
[editline]05:10PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19722914]then again my play experience might be a bit biased I didn't even finish the first level and uninstalled the game because I thought losing health from artifacts and throwing bolts was annoying and I only had the pistol at the start because I lost the shotgun somewhere so I went back to playing TESIV[/QUOTE]
Good lord, you sir are a idiot.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;19722927]
Good lord, you sir are a idiot.[/QUOTE]
Throwing bolts every three feet was annoying and time consuming so I uninstalled the game if it was to be like that the rest of the game
That really is just the main reason I didn't like the game and never bothered playing it again
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19722954]Throwing bolts every three feet was annoying and time consuming so I uninstalled the game if it was to be like that the rest of the game
That really is just the main reason I didn't like the game[/QUOTE]
Well it isn't, you shouldn't equip that many artifacts anyway, the radiation kills you.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19722954]Throwing bolts every three feet was annoying and time consuming so I uninstalled the game if it was to be like that the rest of the game
That really is just the main reason I didn't like the game[/QUOTE]
You must be a troll.
No-ones that fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=ShitBalls;19722974]Well it isn't, you shouldn't equip that many artifacts anyway, the radiation kills you.[/QUOTE]
I don't remember what they were called
the invisible walls or something
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19722989]I don't remember what they were called
the invisible walls or something[/QUOTE]
Anomalies.
Anomalies.
[editline]04:18PM[/editline]
fu-
I also have a history of uninstalling a game after five minutes of gameplay after completely hating it, reinstalling it, and touting it the best game ever for no reason so it just might be that
I'll get around to installing it tomorrow and seeing if I can play the game properly this time without taking a makarov and firing randomly at anything that moves
Oh hey a new thread already.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19722989]I don't remember what they were called
the invisible walls or something[/QUOTE]
If you don't want to throw bolts, then listen out for the beeping the artifact detector gives away (artifacts are usually always near a shit ton of anomalies), and watch for your screen going fuzzy. It's not too hard to keep aware.
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