S.T.A.L.K.E.R Megathread: Bulletproof light bulb edition - Games

holy fuck

By the way, just another day in the Zone [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM0RLRpF6wM[/media] Poor Marked One will not be able to sit on his ass for the rest of his life

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19903818]By the way, just another day in the Zone [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM0RLRpF6wM[/media] Poor Marked One will not be able to sit on his ass for the rest of his life[/QUOTE]Rofl. He should've gotten on a car. getting on cars works very well against dogs (Or boars for that matter) ((Actually anything on all 4s and doesnt 'lunge' at you.)).

[QUOTE=MutantBadger;19903969]Rofl. He should've gotten on a car. getting on cars works very well against dogs (Or boars for that matter) ((Actually anything on all 4s and doesnt 'lunge' at you.)).[/QUOTE] Actually, that was me playing. And I'm running STALKER 2009

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19904052]Actually, that was me playing. And I'm running STALKER 2009[/QUOTE]What is your point? i haven't played Stalker 2009 so i wouldn't know.

[QUOTE=MutantBadger;19904189]What is your point? i haven't played Stalker 2009 so i wouldn't know.[/QUOTE] I gave you a box because you couldn't realize that Stalker 2009 doesn't have vehicles

Happened to me one time. I was pissed. Also one time I went to the Bar, I was fully loaded and I just ran into the bar to get past the shitload of dogs. Unfortunately I picked up a pistol on the ground and I was overloaded. Result: [B]Painful Death.[/B]

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19904302]I gave you a box because you couldn't realize that Stalker 2009 doesn't have vehicles[/QUOTE] I gave YOU a box because there are plenty of cars, trucks, and other things to [B]jump on top of[/B] to avoid getting raped by dogs.

I just found out how much I will hate the arena. Third match against two guys with the saw-off. In LURK. Wai hai thar 15 foot spread :B

[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;19904420]I gave YOU a box because there are plenty of cars, trucks, and other things to [B]jump on top of[/B] to avoid getting raped by dogs.[/QUOTE] I gave you a box because STALKER's parkour system is silly and results usually in failure, and in my case=ganged

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19904518]I gave you a box because STALKER's parkour system is silly and results usually in failure, and in my case=ganged[/QUOTE] What? How hard is it to jump onto a waist-high object?

I-I just walked into a town filled with bloodsuckers :crying: IT TASTED LIKE CHEESE CAKE!

I hate cheese cake, so I hate bloodsuckers.

[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;19904559]What? How hard is it to jump onto a waist-high object?[/QUOTE] Jumping on top of things isn't on top of my priority list when running away from horde of mutants. And I'm used to presume that they would be able to get to most of the places where the player is able to.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19904302]I gave you a box because you couldn't realize that Stalker 2009 doesn't have vehicles[/QUOTE]And there's no un-driveable prop vehicles? I know vanilla has those.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19904659]Jumping on top of things [b]isn't on top of my priority list [/b]when running away from horde of mutants. And I'm used to presume that they would be able to get most of the places where the player is able to.[/QUOTE] Let me get this straight. Going where mutants can't reach...is [I]not[/I] a priority for you when escaping mutants?

[QUOTE=Sibilantjoe;19904686]Let me get this straight. Going where mutants can't reach...is [I]not[/I] a priority for you when escaping mutants?[/QUOTE] I blame Killing Floor for teaching me that enemies can jump to anywhere the player can

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19904721]I blame Killing Floor for teaching me that enemies can jump to anywhere the player can[/QUOTE] OK mate. Also, thread lock soon fellow stalker! (I still vote for "Fresh Prince of Stalk-air")

I find it also funny to later note myself in the video to consider the dogs as greater danger than the bloodsucker. Poor sucker was completely ignored, it must have felt humiliating, because he quite quickly leaves the scene. I feel so horrible right now ;_; I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings (I still vote for "Triumph of Raiskauskone" by the way)

[QUOTE=MutantBadger;19890971]Here's the 2.0, a few quick fixes I made to the other one. [img]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5003/fsjlstalker.png[/img][/QUOTE] much better but that fsjla or whatever shit is really stupid

I voted for "Get out of here, STALKER"

I think this is going to end in hilarity

[QUOTE=MutantBadger;19904941]I voted for "Get out of here, STALKER"[/QUOTE] It's been done before, though.

Wasn't that one of the first thread versions? Fresh Prince of Stalk-air all the way, man. :smugdog:

Horseradish carnage suit Jaggies Fresh Prince of Stalk-air Immovable Ecologist Doorstop Pancake Materials (I don't remember that in the game) Cosmic Bloodsucker Edition

[QUOTE=NecronLord15;19905037] Immovable Ecologist Doorstop [/QUOTE] Explain please

The Ecologists get in the middle of a doorway and can't be moved and most likely need to be killed. Not just them tho.

-snip- Nope

"STALKER MEGATHREAD - Or when I stopped thinking and rated Raiskauskone funny" [editline]12:12AM[/editline] also section for my comics would be cool

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;19903818]By the way, just another day in the Zone [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM0RLRpF6wM[/media] Poor Marked One will not be able to sit on his ass for the rest of his life[/QUOTE] That was brilliant. Although the text disappeared too quick so it was a bit hard to read.