[QUOTE=Zeraux;19609813]It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I am all out of gum.[/QUOTE]
Wow have you even played Duck Nukem before????
Dude, go crack open a bear and play Douk Nukem
"METAL GEAR!!?"
-snake, MGS-series
it's even better in Japanese though; "METEAL GEARU!!?"
"You have successfully defended the strogg examination Machine. Soon we'll know more about them than their own mothers. That is, assuming they have mothers... We'll get back to you on that one!"
Human Announcer, ET Quake Wars.
"You Have done well, The Makron is pleased! You will probably find this out when he eats you!"
Strogg announcer ET Quake Wars.
"You have failed us. Report for mincing!"
Strogg announcer ET Quake Wars.
That first one is awfully long for what it is
[b]Council:[/b] "Do you enjoy committing genocide, Shepard?"
[b]Shepard:[/b] "Depends on the species, Turian."
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[b]Snake:[/b] "Kept you waiting, huh?"
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[b]Raiden:[/b] "The ceiling of the women's bathroom was set to blow."
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[b]Raiden:[/b] "THAT'S METAL GEAR! IT'S ALREADY ACTIVE!"
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[b]Max Payne:[/b] "They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over."
[QUOTE=Gmod_User;19609853]Wow have you even played Duck Nukem before????[/QUOTE]
I like how you're telling others that they've never played the games you take the quotes from when yours are clearly wrong and are very different from the real ones. So how about you actually go play those games before saying anything?
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;19608093]"Want a piece of meat boy?"
-Captain from Starcraft
"Lets finish it"
-Halo from Halo[/QUOTE]
FYI, it's the Terran Marine that says "Want a piece of me boy?"
"I'm sorry, did I blow your head apart?"
"UBEDED"
"Try turning the saftey off"
[B]STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM[/B]
Imperial gaurd-deceased.
[b]"This is getting serious."[/b] - Serious Sam
[QUOTE=LeonS;19611068]FYI, it's the Terran Marine that says "Want a piece of me boy?"[/QUOTE]
"Greg Olioth is on time"
-Greg Olioths from Starcraft
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[QUOTE=simkas;19611061]I like how you're telling others that they've never played the games you take the quotes from when yours are clearly wrong and are very different from the real ones. So how about you actually go play those games before saying anything?[/QUOTE]
Most ironic post ever. You've obviously never played the games.
Everything by the big fat two-headed troll from Warcraft II
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;19611165]Most ironic post ever. You've obviously never played the games.[/QUOTE]
So Duke Nukem actually says "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I have no gum?". If you think that, then you're either deaf or you're playing something other than Duke Nukem.
[QUOTE=simkas;19611061]I like how you're telling others that they've never played the games you take the quotes from when yours are clearly wrong and are very different from the real ones. So how about you actually go play those games before saying anything?[/QUOTE]
I like how you can't recognize someone being obnoxious for the sake of doing so. :v:
Anyway, here's my quote. It's from Raze's Hell. Not going to bother saying the name of the creatures because I don't remember how to spell it.
1: You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
2: What the hell does THAT mean?!
1: You can't start a preemptive expansionist war without causing a little accidental collateral damage.
2: Ooooh... well why didn't you just say so?
[QUOTE=simkas;19611061]I like how you're telling others that they've never played the games you take the quotes from when yours are clearly wrong and are very different from the real ones. So how about you actually go play those games before saying anything?[/QUOTE]
i like how you can't notice someone joking
*Garrus is describing a case he had about black market organs*
Garrus: First, we got a hold of a sample and ran some DNA tests. The weird thing was the match led us to a Turian that was still alive and very convinced he had never lost his liver. After a bit of digging, I discovered this Turian worked briefly for Dr. Salion - the geneticist. So I went to his lab hoping to find evidence of cloned organ development. But there was nothing. No Salarian hearts, no Turian livers, not one Krogan testicle.
Shepard: You're kidding, right? Why would anyone want Krogan testicles?
Garrus: Some Krogans believe that testicle implants can increase their fertility, counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each, that's 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing out there.
(Mass Effect)
Sheperd: We are going to need bigger guns
(Left 4 Dead 2)
Nick: I think I hear my ex-wife, flashlights off
(Left 4 Dead 2)
Nick: Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the infection hit, or even Atlantic city? Instead I'm trapped in some goddamn hill billy tunnel of love! Did you see that sign out front?! 'Cousins only' day today
[B]Shepherd: [/B]Activate the neutron purge!
[B]Mira: [/B]I'm sorry. I need the proper authroization code.
[B]Shepherd: [/B]*cough*six-semper*coughcough*
[B]Mira: [/B]I'm sorry. That was the incorrect code. Please report yourself to the nearest security official for your arrest.
Or....something like that....
I hate those AIs in mass effect. Trying to sneak up on the krogan AI to krogan=Would you please stand aside there is a line behind you.
"What, your Mum used up all the ration coupons again?"
Optional answer to Butch asking for your roll in Fallout 3.
(mass effect)
Sheperd: Time to say good night, Manuel. *punches him*
Vlad: '' For a yokel, you're a pretty funny guy ''
Nico: '' And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying ick ''
I Said Come In, Don't Stand There
Dont just stand there, come in
Don't just stand there, STALKER! Come in
And the random shit postal dudes bables out
However this one is my favourite
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDHKzw7Ptzo[/media]
F.E.A.R. 2 (Can't remember the dudes name)
Only penthouse I ever saw had staples in the middle
Kill frenzy! from gta 1 and 2
it's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum. and I'm all out of ass
-Nuck Duckem
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