In HL2 when you get off the train, and Breen says over the speakers "Welcome..., Welcome to City 17" And then I think he says "It's better here" after that, but I have those two lines stuck in my head.
Postal 2 - "Burn a book, save a tree".
"There's Nobody to Help you now Wesker!"
"I don't need anybody. I HAVE [U][B]UROBOROS!"[/B][/U]
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;19621073]its man but I'l let it slid cus its not as bad as the other stuff here
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and its apocplypse[/QUOTE]
hes a troll, how has nobody realized this yet
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[QUOTE=KKram16;19627142]In HL2 when you get off the train, and Breen says over the speakers "Welcome..., Welcome to City 17" And then I think he says "It's better here" after that, but I have those two lines stuck in my head.[/QUOTE]
It's "It's safer here"
"It's not easy being green."
Orc, World of Warcraft.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;19627944]hes a troll, how has nobody realized this yet
[/QUOTE]
I have, look at my later post
"why fight fire with fire when you can just make fire illegal!!!" - Not sure what game
"If you are not willing to die for your country than you don't deserve a Damn thing from it." - CoD:MW2
"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"
— Cole's "enlighten" speech.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAVTkQx72w[/media]
[b]Max Payne:[/b] "I was ready to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time."
AC2:
Ezio's mom: "Self expresssion is vital to enjoying life. You should find an outlet."
Ezio: "I have plenty of outlets"
Ezio's mom: "I meant besides vaginas"
GTA4:
Roman: "Niko, Brucie's got some work for you"
Niko: "He's going to pay me to pump him full of steroids and tell him how great his abs are?"
"Gutter trash." -Dudley from SF3 also my avatar.
[QUOTE=Slipstream2520;19623637]zero wing
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/AllYourBaseAnimated.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
This.
Also "BALLS OF STEEL" - Duke Nukem
[quote] For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... (deadly serious) not pointed at you[/quote]
:iia:
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Just realized that's not from a game, technically. But fuck technicalities.
In that case.
'Some people say they can out smart me....*sniff* maybe. But noone can outsmart [b]BULLET[/b]
(heavy, tf2)
"A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist." - Ashley Williams
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;19621073]its man but I'l let it slid cus its not as bad as the other stuff here
[editline]04:25AM[/editline]
and its apocplypse[/QUOTE]
Are you wearing mittens!?
[QUOTE=actionhank;19630286]Are you wearing mittens!?[/QUOTE]
Well it is quite cold in canada
[QUOTE=actionhank;19626743]"[I]Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.[/I]" — General Shepherd[/QUOTE]
That was actually the dumbest fucking line in any video game ever.
"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him." - Captain Price
Sean Devlin from Saboteur. "In for a penny, in for a fucking pound."
The accent is what makes it.
"Theres semen [i]everywhere![/i] [b]EVERYWHERE![/b]"
Crazy doctor-splicer from Bioshock.
"Intelligence Dubious" was fun while it lasted in Renalert.
Sam Fisher while interrogating a guy in Chaos Theory. Fisher is talking to the guy with this radio on so NSA could hear what the guy had to say. Fisher demands the guy talks, the guy declines.
"He's not answering. Should I kill him?"
"Negative, negative!"
"Alright...they say I should kill you, so..."
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Here's some more, including the one I already posted:
[B]Fisher[/B]: Lambert... Now that I'm holding fifty million bucks... I think we need to talk about that raise again.[B]
Lambert[/B]: Hmm... Twenty-five cents an hour and not a penny more.[B]
Fisher[/B]: ...Deal.
---
[B]Fisher[/B]: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.[B]
Civilian[/B]: But-but you are some kind of spy.[B]
Fisher[/B]: Yeah, I'm the real kind. Not the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond"]tuxedo kind[/URL].
---
[B]Fisher[/B]: Don't tell me: Three alarms and the mission is over?[B]
Lambert[/B]: Of course not. This is no [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_wall"]video-game[/URL], Fisher.
---
[B]Lambert[/B]: It doesn't sound too good down there, Fisher.[B]
Sam[/B]: The sound isn't the problem. You should smell it.[B]
Lambert[/B]: You sure he's dead?[B]
Sam[/B]: Deader than Elvis.
---
[B]Anna[/B]: Maria Narcissa.[B]
Sam[/B]: You're not trying to set me up on another blind date I hope.[B]
Anna[/B]: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
[B]Sam[/B]: So was the last girl you set me up with.[B]
Anna[/B]: Fisher!
[B]Sam[/B]: Sorry.
---
[B]Sam[/B]: What are you doing here?
[B]Terrorist[/B]: I would ask you the same.
[B]Sam[/B]: I have a knife. You go first.
---
[B]Sam[/B]: Lasers? Lasers are so--[B]
Anna[/B]: Nineties?[B]
Sam[/B]: I was going to say "seventies". Could you please stop making me feel old?
[B]Anna[/B]: I've got bad news for you, Sam, you [I]are[/I] old.
---
[B]Lambert[/B]: That's half of the forged mails, Sam. Four more to go.[B]
Sam[/B]: Thanks. I've always found it hard to count past three.[B]
Lambert[/B]: No need to be smarmy, Sam.
---
[B]Sam[/B]: What's in all the boxes?[B]
Guard[/B]: My god! No!
[B]Sam[/B]: Yeah, yeah: Shock and awe. Just answer the question.
---
[B]Sam[/B]: I've got someone who wants to talk to you.[B]
Agent1[/B]: Roger. Ask him where they took Jong.[B]
Sam[/B]: Where did you take Jong?[B]
Guard[/B]: I don't know what you're talking about.[B]
Sam[/B]: He's not answering, should I kill him?[B]
Agent1[/B]: Negative![B]
Agent2[/B]: Negative![B]
Sam[/B]: Alright, they say I should kill you so...
[B]Guard[/B]: Wait! Ok! Jong...
---
[B]Lambert[/B]: You're going to have to blast your way out.
[B]Sam[/B]: We're over a hundred feet under water!
[B]Lambert[/B]: You're not pressurized, Fisher. It will be a shock, but you won't get the bends.[B]
Sam[/B]: Next time you're going on the mission and I'm making up the crazy plan!
God, I love Ubisoft Montreal. :v:
"You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!" - Mario
"To be betrayed, you have to trust. I never trusted Shepard." - Price
"Counter UAV up! They're blind!" - Spetsnaz announcer
"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!" - Toads
"He's hackin', whackin', smackin'. He's hackin', whackin', smackin'. He's hackin', wackin', smackin'. He's hack, whack, choppin' that meat." - radio from Fallout 3
"[b]By the tits of my ancestors[/b], Ortan Thaig. I never thought I'd see this place in the flesh."
Oghren- Dragon Age: Origins
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1zeo7a.jpg[/img]
The stimulating AI conversation from Oblivion.
Ogre: Greetings.
Elf: Hello.
Ogre: So, have you heard any news about the other provinces.
Elf: No.
Ogre: Bye.
Elf: Bye.
Gallows: ...
Player: ...
Gallows: ...
Player: ...
Gallows: ...
Player: ...
Gallows: Glad we understand each other
Fallout 3
"That, is a helicopter. Call it a whirlybird one more time and I'll beat you so hard you'll wish your sister hadn't given birth to you." Nick in L4D2.
Here are some more from Renalert. They pop up in the name if you're running the game in a window. Some of them are pretty funny.
[CODE] "Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Version 0.99714431415926538192392342324b"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Zerg RUSH KEKEKEKE!"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Schrodinger's Phase Tank"
"Red Alert: A Patch Beyond"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Oooh the pretties"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - FATAL DIRECTX ERROR"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Donate, my cats are starving"
"Red Alert: Keep Off The Grass"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond: Tertiary Subtitle: Quaternary Subtitle"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Most of your lies are untrue!"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Donate for cats Plz"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - They've gone to PLAID!"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Hot Tank-onTank Action! See how smooth that smoothbore cannon really is!"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Tanya's in your base right now. Really, she is."
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Tesla Coil is spelled wrong in the game internally"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Goldilocks is watching you"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - ACK! :argh:"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Looks like Concrete"
"Renegade 2: Good Version"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Better dead than Red"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - The mod is dead."
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - A little C4 never hurt nobody"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - It's like Pac-Man, but with Soviets instead of pellets and bullets instead of your mouth."
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - All of your base are belong to us"
"UserErr:BA58C3@XXX-1E3-FF6.RA_Volcano.mix.nsa.gov"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Ralph Naders"
"Red Alert: A Path Beyond - Hey guys, what's up in this base"[/CODE]
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