"You my friend, are a maniac! You have just made yourself a target for every man on this training course! Good luck, sweetheart!" - Delta Force Land Warrior training instructor
even got videos showing them
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emaTEekQqNs[/media]
Gorgutz: I need his head for me pointy stik, and you know how I'm gettin' him ta come afta* me?
Stupid: You gonna call 'im a Grot?
Gorgutz: We'll call dat Plan Stupid. I named it after ya. No. Da way ta get Crull* crazy mad, is ta 'ttack 'is Titan! DEN he'll come fer me...'ey! Why's you grinnin'?
Stupid: Because ya named a plan afta ME! - Dawn of War Winter Assault
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMefse9UfWc&feature=related[/media]
Homeworld had some amazing voice actors. It created such a perfect atmosphere.
"Deep inside the ruin was a single stone that would change the course of our history forever. On the stone was etched a galactic map and a single word more ancient than the clans themselves... Hiigara: [i]Our Home[/i]."
And after your planet gets destroyed and you capture an enemy ship to find out what happened...
"From the interrogation we learned that a frontier fleet patrolling the boarder of a vast interstellar empire was dispatched to destroy our planet. The captain claimed our planet violated a 4000 year
old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence.
The subject did not survive interrogation."
So badass.
Every single line from Soul Reaver.
[U][B]Morlock[/B][/U]: Heretic, you shall not pass!
[U][B]Raziel[/B][/U]: Such loyalty, to one who has you guarding this outpost like a chained dog. Tell me, do you prosper on the scraps he casts you?
[U][B]Morlock:[/B][/U] Your insults will do nothing to blunt the agony of your demise!
[U][B]Raziel:[/B][/U] Kain killed me once, behold the results. I have no more to fear from you!
[U][B]Raziel:[/B][/U]Damn you, Kain! You are not God! This act of genocide is unconscionable!
[U][B]Kain:[/B][/U]Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice should you dare to question my judgment!
[U][B]Raziel:[/B][/U] A crevice in which to cower, only scuttling from the shadows to devour a victim already ensnared in your cowardly trap. But you've made the mistake of leaving me unbound, and it is *you* who must succumb to *my* will.
[U][B]Zephon[/B][/U]: Will... instinct... reflex action... the insect mind finds little difference. I warn you, brother - as my stature has grown, so it is matched by my appetite... step forward, morsel!
[QUOTE=Stickmna;19631224]That was actually the dumbest fucking line in any video game ever.[/QUOTE]
You must not have heard of Resident Evil.
"It's a weapon! It's REALLY POWERFUL, especially against living things!"
Amazing voice acting, what are you talking about, crazy person?
[QUOTE=paul simon;19608647][b]Crysis[/b]
When finding this frozen boat on the mountain:
Oh and GTA 4 has some weird ones, like people randomly saying "Shitcock!" and telling you to "Eat shit and die".[/QUOTE]
"Why does this keep happening to me!? *Drops on some pole hitting his balls*" Yes, they're fucking epic
Anything that Ellis said.
The quote that you father said from the bible.
"How do I know I can trust you?"
"How does it trust anything else without a control rod?"
"PRESTON! You okay? How many fingers... do I have left?"
"In this world, there are clear contradictions" - Miles Edgeworth
"Finish him!" - [b]Mortal Kombat[/b]
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" - [b]Duke Nukem[/b]
[I]"You can't break a man the way you beat a dog or a horse. The harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone. It's absurd, it's inaesthetic. We needed to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy that idea. Show them what a terrible, messy thing it is to kill a man.
And then show them that you relish in it. Shoot the wound, then execute the wounded; burn them. Take them in close combat. Destroy their preconceptions of what a man is, and you become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But lets never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lion's roar or a gorilla thumping at it's chest. If you lose yourself with the display, if you succumb to the horror... Then you become the monster. You become reduced. Not more than a man, but less; and it can be fatal."[/I] - The Jackal
Also: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PONsrl9_HVk&feature=related[/media]
That game was a goldmine for quotes.
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;19644322][I]"You can't break a man the way you beat a dog or a horse. The harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone. It's absurd, it's inaesthetic. We needed to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy that idea. Show them what a terrible, messy thing it is to kill a man.
And then show them that you relish in it. Shoot the wound, then execute the wounded; burn them. Take them in close combat. Destroy their preconceptions of what a man is, and you become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But lets never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lion's roar or a gorilla thumping at it's chest. If you lose yourself with the display, if you succumb to the horror... Then you become the monster. You become reduced. Not more than a man, but less; and it can be fatal."[/I] - The Jackal[/QUOTE]
looks good on paper and even if you read it aloud in a normal voice.
But since everything else in that game was a fuckup, so was the voice acting, and the voice actor for the jackal (by far one of the worst character designs I have ever seen read those lines at a million words per minute, so it was laughable.
Francis: Hey, watch out for that Steam pipe.
Zoey: Man, I love Steam.
Francis: Yeah, Steam's alright, I guess.
Roman: I KNEW we should have made him a giver and not a taker!
"I love to reload during a battle."
"Theres nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber..."
- Ocelot
gaybow
[QUOTE=Manic matt;19645805]"I love to reload during a battle."
"Theres nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber..."
- Ocelot[/QUOTE]
"SON OF A BITCH!" - Major Ocelot
... - Gordon Freeman
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;19645844]gaybow[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
[QUOTE=Gmod_User;19609599]I'm pretty sure you've never played TF2.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What he said was right.
[b]PLEAAAAAAAAAASE LEAAAAAAAAAAVE[/b] gta iv
[QUOTE=Frayyyy;19617912]"My wife for hire!"
-footman from starcraft[/QUOTE]
:crying:
"Oh my god, JC! A bomb!"
-Jock from Deus Ex
"It wasn't me who wanted to come back. It was the humans who wanted to give me what I wanted"
-Dracula from Castle Dracula: Simph of the Knight
assclowns!!! "nick l4d2"
[QUOTE=Take_Opal;19648975]"It wasn't me who wanted to come back. It was the humans who wanted to give me what I wanted"
-Dracula from Castle Dracula: Simph of the Knight[/QUOTE]
It wasn't by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by [I]humans[/I] who wish to pay [I]me[/I] tribute.
WHAT IS A MAN?
[I]A miserable little pile of secrets.[/I]
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I can only recite that perfectly because I was playing it in my frees at college today. :c00l:
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;19608111]Mass Effect has some great quotes.
[B]
Mira[/B]: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
[B]Shep[/B]: Oh crap, a pop-up.
[B]Sovereign[/B]: We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.
[B]Sovereign[/B]: We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world.
[B]Sovereign[/B]: We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
and last but not least
hahhahhahahahah OH CRAP A POP UP
[B]
Commander Shepard[/B]: The Council can kiss my ass![/QUOTE]
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