The Restaurant Game-Oh the possiblities - Games

Were you the one who invited me to take a seat then questioned whether I had eaten your sandwich?

No but I sold Morpheus 3$ life insurance and that had sex with him in the middle of the street.

I asked the waitress for sex out back and asked how much $50 would get me "a bj but you have to pull out" "Pull out? Fuck this I'm going to another restaurant." Would be a lot more fun on multiplayer FP servers

Do I smell game of the year? [editline]lol[/editline] This seriously looks amazing, I'm installing this right this second. [editline]lol[/editline] 50kb/s? The anticipation is killing me, download already.

Is this using OpenGL? Somehow my graphics card has issues with OpenGL and games with it crash. Can't pull updates because it wants those from Fujitsu which are from like 2007. [editline]11:02PM[/editline] Virtual PC :science:

OP, I pasted the wrong thing :( [quote=Lego399] NEW RELEASE [url]http://therestaurantmodproject.googl...08-13_1900.rar[/url] Includes all fixes so far. Edited: Sorry guys gotta go now, the server will be down for the night (GMT+1), but will be up tomorrow morning again GMT+1 See you later. [/quote] Put that one up instead please, this is the one with the whole modded game.

"modded" how, what's different

Anyone else getting the "Failed to find servers" error? :(

[QUOTE=KaIibos;16675787]"modded" how, what's different[/QUOTE] It has a facepunch title screen and has modded files so you can join the FP 4-player servers. The servers are down for now though.

[QUOTE=Geten123;16675918]Anyone else getting the "Failed to find servers" error? :([/QUOTE] Which version did you download? Get the one from the Restaurant website.

I did download the original one, and then replaced the original SERVER browser with the Facepunch one. Now I can't find any servers :(

the FP servers are down for the night somebody in NA should host some too

I just finished a server, this is how it went: I walk in there high as a kite, looking for munchies. She comes alone, nice as sugar and spice, gets every little order i made right. I eat like 3 lobsters, some samon, couple beers, a crap load of desert. I pay the bill. We make small talk. I ask her, "let's get wasted! you up for it sweetheart! i'll buy!" She's up for it. I demand 20 some beers from the bartender. We guzzle them all down. We stuble around. I sat on the bartenders head. She sat on the cheifs head. I ate some trash. I drank more leftover beer. We go outside I go on some rant about tree genitalia. We fuck. She was awesome. We decide we are gonna travel the world together. I steal the cash register I tell her to steal the blender, but she steals some plant shit. We dipset outta there like a ballsack on a friday night.

[QUOTE=Stripez;16663287]Wow that was funny. I ordered a beer, walked out, and left.[/QUOTE] Try doing that in real life. I did that a couple of times.

Hooray, got it running by tweaking the config files by trial to use Direct3D

Looks pretty fun, boring, but fun. Installing now. Does anyone have a server up? Also, this kinda reminds me of Facade, if anyone remembers it.

Lol, someone asked me "facepuncher? xD" and then quit >:(

What the [b]FUCK[/b]. I started up the tutorial,got in, looked normal until I started moving around, and then I started seeing rainbow strips, hills, the ground, fucked up textures, and then I blue-screened. :geno: Can someone help me out? I really wanna try this.

This is fucking brilliant.

[QUOTE=Tu154M;16677001]Lol, someone asked me "facepuncher? xD" and then quit >:([/QUOTE] That could have been me lol xD

Got in, tried it again: [img]http://i31.tinypic.com/30ml1ec.png[/img] Then it froze up. HELP. :argh:

Try changing the display method in options.

Hmm now I can't find any servers at all, even in the regular game

[QUOTE=Tu154M;16677961]Try changing the display method in options.[/QUOTE] I can only select D3D, unless you're talking about Resolution.

Haha, I ran in, grabbed a vase, and ran out.

Excellent, I played the game properly for the first time and it was rather interesting to see the survey thing at the end.

Ah fuck. I just read the post about it not working on Windows 7 :( I'll have to try it on another PC.

[QUOTE=V3nom;16678651]Ah fuck. I just read the post about it not working on Windows 7 :( I'll have to try it on another PC.[/QUOTE] It works on Windows 7. I've been playing it. (its a 64 bit version too.)

You shall know me as the Insurance selling customer!

The servers need to be brought back up.