Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition(360,PS3,PC)v3 - Dark Magic is perfectly balanced - Games

Invading as SL1 at Parish now. [editline]16th December 2012[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/eSXpl.jpg[/img] totally not a hacker

Has Darkside phil played this game? After watching his crybaby compilation from The Witcher 2, well...

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;38856935]Has Darkside phil played this game? After watching his crybaby compilation from The Witcher 2, well...[/QUOTE] oh god yes he has [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTHtgcZtk4[/media] it's fucking hilarious

brilliant he can't figure out how to input his name just brilliant

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoDZHGeHiOg[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQiPg0Wmhlg[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esLQIzLumes[/media] it took him this many episodes to get the drake sword

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;38856983]oh god yes he has [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTHtgcZtk4[/media] it's fucking hilarious[/QUOTE] I don't get how someone can have over 120K subscribers when they record gameplay using a potato.

I'm sorry, does that say "Part 4"? "Part 4" starts halfway through the asylum. The first five minutes of the game. Well, that's enough internet for me for one day. [editline]e[/editline] He got to Blighttown and gave up?! FUCK [editline]e[/editline] Holy mother his Far Cry 3 playthrough is 130 parts long so far. 130 ten minute segments. THAT'S LIKE 20 HOURS. How have I gone this long without knowing about this guy?

I couldn't stand watching him after the second or third part. His very existence kinda irritates me. I've seen three vagrants, one at the church, one at the area where you find the Sunbro covenant and one in the DLC. Fucking sorcerer cost me that vagrant in the DLC, that and a whole lot of souls and humanity.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiDHhuU2pg[/media] here's the part when he figures out how to level up [B]PART 21[/B]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;38857034] it took him this many episodes to get the drake sword[/QUOTE] He knows about the drake sword, yet he says he hasn't read any guides or anything. Cr1TiKaL is better at the game than he is... But then, this was the guy who couldn't crouch jump in Black Mesa.

[QUOTE=supafly1337;38857052]I don't get how someone can have over 120K subscribers when they record gameplay using a potato.[/QUOTE] I think it's supposed to be that he's so bad it's comedy.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TpfrDCgbJo[/media] this one is funny too

So today i was playing some dark souls i get an invader with two shields as weapons, he does a hurrah taunt drops me 1 humanity and jumps off a ledge, what a nice person he was.

[QUOTE=Mr. N;38857216]I think it's supposed to be that he's so bad it's comedy.[/QUOTE] But... but... 65 parts!! How dedicated do you have to be to your gimmick that you will play through 1/3rd of the game in four times as long as it should take and then give up?! Aaaaaaaaa I can't even comprehend that

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;38857224][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TpfrDCgbJo[/media] this one is funny too[/QUOTE] I don't get why he's still recording the videos off the screen. He's a Machinima partner, 123k subs, 216 million views. There's no way he [I]couldn't[/I] afford a <$200 capture card.

my eyes my eeeeeeeeeyes how can someone be so fucking bad at a souls game

I'm pretty sure the guy is being dumb on purpose. He wouldn't even know how to turn on the tv if he was that dumb.

[QUOTE=Doomish;38857279]But... but... 65 parts!! How dedicated do you have to be to your gimmick that you will play through 1/3rd of the game in four times as long as it should take and then give up?! Aaaaaaaaa I can't even comprehend that[/QUOTE] Dosh

Started up a no shield, claws only character the other day, fucking loving it. I'm getting so much better at both rolling and parrying. :dance:

Oh man, O&S gives you like 216k souls in NG+ if you have the symbol of avarice and silver serpent ring on. That feels about right for how many times I died to Ornstein in the first part of the fight.

Part 4 of DSP's playthrough, versus the Asylum Demon "Can I hit him from here? Can I like jump down and do a big hit?" He hits R1, then runs off the ledge "I guess not! And, I lost all my life." [I]so fucking close[/I]

After seeing all these posts I'm not sure if I even dare to watch that guys videos. I mean, how stupid can one guy be?

Ignoring that "Playthrough" [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902108797999180524/F07A0E30F77390E26C67DE95234C19A279236835/[/img] [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly12lxBy7o1qgh0g5o1_1280.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=jordz;38857950]Ignoring that "Playthrough" [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902108797999180524/F07A0E30F77390E26C67DE95234C19A279236835/[/img] [/QUOTE] Needs more bloom

[QUOTE=junker|154;38855937]You are an idiot, don't use the word casuals for every change in a game. It makes you look arrogant and entitled. Besides there is not much know about Dark Souls 2, only that it will be different in some aspects, not necessarily dumbed down. Just be patient about it.[/QUOTE] That's why developers dumb their games down though, for casual gamers. Elder Scrolls, highly restricted choices, little impact on the world, floating waypoints as the only means to complete a quest, simplified gameplay. Mass Effect, fine, maybe not because of being made more casual. More just bad writing. Dragon Age, "press X and something awesome happens" Far Cry, unacceptable amount of hand holding plain and simple. Hitman I edited out because Absolution is fine I guess, if only because the casual elements can be turned off. The whole point is that I'm afraid of Dark Souls going the way of Dragon Age: Origins or Morrowind or Far Cry.

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902108797999240428/CCFF866A1DB958091A59EA32BB774F03AD0869F8/[/t] WHAT THE ABOMINATION HAVE I CREATED

[QUOTE=jordz;38857982][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902108797999240428/CCFF866A1DB958091A59EA32BB774F03AD0869F8/[/t] WHAT THE ABOMINATION HAVE I CREATED[/QUOTE] You literally have the sun in your possession. Great job.

Solaire's never going to leave you alone now.

[QUOTE=jordz;38857982][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/902108797999240428/CCFF866A1DB958091A59EA32BB774F03AD0869F8/[/t] WHAT THE ABOMINATION HAVE I CREATED[/QUOTE] Finally, someone who can hit me as hard as they can. Also, I thought you couldn't buff Smough's Hammer or shields?

[QUOTE=gaminji;38858099]Finally, someone who can hit me as hard as they can. Also, I thought you couldn't buff Smough's Hammer or shields?[/QUOTE] you can't, im doing some little tricks with input lag. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902108797999357172/054FB8ABC58200C4FF019D41BFF830D524CAB8F0/[/t] AND ITS TOO GODDAMN FUN [editline]edit[/editline] Name a weapon, i'll sunlight blade it. (bows don't get any visual effect though)