Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition(360,PS3,PC)v3 - Dark Magic is perfectly balanced - Games

And so the TIE fighter invasions begin [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560963595394450812/2D6A0C30EB77619072DC423ED65F66CADBA2092A/[/IMG] Oh dear this isn't going well [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560963595394456874/4E3A401CEBFE7044AADBEEF789F70837BE266C39/[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Fancy Cakes;39152643]Well, friend got the game, fresh meat etc., etc. He ended up getting really frustrated so I gave him some help in Undead Burg and surprisingly he managed to get under the dragon to that bonfire and open the shortcut game (Didn't even tell him, yay exploration!). Drop a summon sign after he's having way too much difficulty with the boar (insane amounts). As soon as I load in, we get invaded. We're both only at around level 5 since I made a new character. It's a guy with full-body Dragon going on. Hits me once by spamming Great Combustion, kill me. Punches my friend twice to kill him. Didn't take any damage from our hits. That wasn't fun. That wasn't fun at all.[/QUOTE] Just go around the boar, I never even bother to fight that thing anymore

[QUOTE=Foogooman;39161498]Just go around the boar, I never even bother to fight that thing anymore[/QUOTE] pssst the fire on the right side

Hey, where do I go after I've kill the Bell Gargoyles? I simply have no idea.

it's like you people have no idea how to play role playing games

[QUOTE=bulletshield;39161556]Hey, where do I go after I've kill the Bell Gargoyles? I simply have no idea.[/QUOTE] Look at the basement key you hopefully picked up.

Okay, Fuck you Quelag. I've been stuck here for like, 4 days. I have a dragon crest shield, and a +6 winged spear, I could probably summon mildred but it's her large aoe blast that kills me. I literally die in one hit with that shield up and have no idea how to survive. I'm trying really hard to read her as she telegraphs moves to avoid it, but god damn it [editline]9th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=salty peanut v2;39161563]it's like you people have no idea how to play role playing games[/QUOTE] do you have to be condescending?

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;39161617]Okay, Fuck you Quelag. I've been stuck here for like, 4 days. I have a dragon crest shield, and a +6 winged spear, I could probably summon mildred but it's her large aoe blast that kills me. I literally die in one hit with that shield up and have no idea how to survive. I'm trying really hard to read her as she telegraphs moves to avoid it, but god damn it [editline]9th January 2013[/editline] do you have to be condescending?[/QUOTE] Honestly all you have to do is keep rolling backwards, attack when the spider spits lava, and repeat

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;39161563]it's like you people have no idea how to play role playing games[/QUOTE] Because everyone plays the same genre, right? Seriously, there's no need to be a dick to people asking for help in the thread.

Something weird just happened, I placed a white summon sign down(was hollow) and a few minutes later, out of the blue it appeared that I was invading a world. how did that happen?

[QUOTE=leet_name;39161972]Something weird just happened, I placed a white summon sign down(was hollow) and a few minutes later, out of the blue it appeared that I was invading a world. how did that happen?[/QUOTE] If you this were Demon's Souls I'd think the Old Monk. Are you in the Park Rangers or Darkmoon Blade covenants? If you were and you had the covenant ring on, you can get summoned to fight people in Darkroot Garden/Darksun Anal Rodeo.

It's a glitch, it happens. I used the red eye orb to invade once and it spawned me as a white phantom. And no, I wasn't using the CE script :v:

whats a good sl1 weapon? I'm using reinforced club for now and I plan on upgrading to lightning but it looks so dinky :v:

[QUOTE=Doneeh;39161881]Because everyone plays the same genre, right? Seriously, there's no need to be a dick to people asking for help in the thread.[/QUOTE] I noticed every time someone asks where to go from Firelink it's always salty who's there to respond But he's also right, you can see that the world has very little information to offer on the surface right off the bat, so it's worth checking the one item you got from them to see what to do next.

[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;39162280]whats a good sl1 weapon? I'm using reinforced club for now and I plan on upgrading to lightning but it looks so dinky :v:[/QUOTE] Hand Axe is pretty fast, just a simple slashing moveset

Anor Londo is probably my greatest challenge thus far, purely because it takes half an hour to walk anywhere, and how stretchy and monotonous it is. This game truly does seem to test your every weakness, including the weakness towards monotonousness (oh wow, this word actually exists)

[QUOTE=genkaz92;39162329]Anor Londo is probably my greatest challenge thus far, purely because it takes half an hour to walk anywhere, and how stretchy and monotonous it is. This game truly does seem to test your every weakness, including the weakness towards monotonousness (oh wow, this word actually exists)[/QUOTE] Monotony is actually the correct word in this situation. Monotonousness would be used like "The monotonousness of Anor Londo is amazingly high."

[QUOTE=Rats808;39162396]Monotony is actually the correct word in this situation. Monotonousness would be used like "The monotonousness of Anor Londo is amazingly high."[/QUOTE] I very much agree, appreciate the correction.

it is the city of giants, you're just a tiny human

it's one of the most beautiful places in a video game i've seen in a long time it's not like high res or anything it's just such a great and well executed design

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;39162454]it's one of the most beautiful places in a video game i've seen in a long time it's not like high res or anything it's just such a great and well executed design[/QUOTE] It puts you into a very plaster-ish mood. the texture of the walls reminds you of something sculpted or hand made, even though they are stone.

The Demon's Spear is the most unfair piece of shit weapon. [sup][sup][sup]and i fucking love using it[/sup][/sup][/sup] Got invaded by a player using a "The Ruse" build twice. He was actually pretty handy with that Greataxe of his, he snagged me a couple of times using the rolling attack. I got ready to start turtling with a silver knight spear and waited for his next invasion, but it never happened. I then got invaded by a hacker. He was actually pretty terrible, using base level weapons and poiseless, but he sure did help me learn how to parry and counter-backstab. Pivotstabs were had as well.

Hackers usually are terrible. That's why they hack.

[QUOTE=Be4i4get;39158532]Just a short question, is it ok to use heavier armor like the Stone or Elite Knight armor as Pyro too? Because if I use Havel's Ring I can move quiet fast.[/QUOTE] I have Havel's and Stone is still ridiculously slow. I've temporarily moved from elite knight to eastern, but I do want to use heavy armor. [QUOTE=salty peanut v2;39161563]it's like you people have no idea how to play role playing games[/QUOTE] Of the dozens of RPGs I've played over the years this is about the least RPGish RPG there is. "Read the item descriptions!" wow if that's not lazy design I don't know what is.

I first wanted to try farming in blighttown using the demon's spear, but then realized that it is not overpowered enough in its non buffed state, and that blighttown is generally a pain in the ass in the first place.

Lmao invaded in catacombs as dorkmoon, just screwing off with a great scythe in my offhand and a tinitite catch pole in the other wearing my goofy channeler mask Suprisingly enough I manage to kill this dude's summon and [I]almost[/I] killed him too, but he managed to run away a couple of times and get some estus heals in before he finally just killed me with a sliver of health left. If I prepared better I would have just used humanity/heal but ah well :v: Was still hilarious that I was actually somewhat [I]decent[/I] at killing two whole people with those things :V

So I abandoned my first playthrough after I realized I was derping everywhere. So I rerolled and I got to Anor Londo (which I now hate with a passion) and was struggling with Orn and Smaug. Kept trying to summon somebody to help, but while that was happening I was invaded and all of a sudden I get a cutscene, some bitch telling me I'm going to die in the shadow of Anor Londo, everything goes black, and BOOM Lordvessel. Da fuck happened guys?

I think that I might have cock blocked myself with wrong stat point spending once again, probably because I unintentionally tried to be the jack of all trades, as well as the fact that I lost over 60k souls during the early game. It is certainly quite a ripoff that you cannot reset anything.

[QUOTE=Daryl-Dixon;39163435]So I abandoned my first playthrough after I realized I was derping everywhere. So I rerolled and I got to Anor Londo (which I now hate with a passion) and was struggling with Orn and Smaug. Kept trying to summon somebody to help, but while that was happening I was invaded and all of a sudden I get a cutscene, some bitch telling me I'm going to die in the shadow of Anor Londo, everything goes black, and BOOM Lordvessel. Da fuck happened guys?[/QUOTE] it was probably a hacker who went and killed a certain character in your game looks like you'll have to start another guy if you value your first playthrough :v

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;39163451]it was probably a hacker who went and killed a certain character in your game looks like you'll have to start another guy if you value your first playthrough :v[/QUOTE] I never needed those forty-ish hours anyways....Fuck me.