Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition(360,PS3,PC)v3 - Dark Magic is perfectly balanced - Games

Why remake it, the BKGA is fucking amazing.

What is this BKGA?

[QUOTE=czarcasm;39168879]What is this BKGA?[/QUOTE] Black Knight Great Axe. The giant thing in your hands. It kicks massive amounts of ass.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;39168891]Black Knight Great Axe. The giant thing in your hands. It kicks massive amounts of ass.[/QUOTE] Ah lol, yes I do love it, I guess 2 extra points in Dex won't do too much harm in the long run. Oh god, that sound when you feed items to Frampt.

What ports need forwarding for dark souls on PC? I've tried forwarding the ones suggested by Microsofts website and I still get a strict NAT. Putting it in a DMZ opens the NAT but I don't want to use a DMZ for security reasons. Any other ideas I can try?

[QUOTE=jellybaby34;39169073]What ports need forwarding for dark souls on PC? I've tried forwarding the ones suggested by Microsofts website and I still get a strict NAT. Putting it in a DMZ opens the NAT but I don't want to use a DMZ for security reasons. Any other ideas I can try?[/QUOTE] DMZ and windows firewall, you'll be fine.

Fighting Quelaag on my SL1 and got her very very low then she did the insta-kill move and I could have sworn I was far enough away but game same no :(

why is frampt (and kaathe too i guess) so fucking repulsive jesus fucking christ the tops of his teeth are all rotted/grinded down and he constantly clacks them together and the noise he makes when you sell something to him and he FUCKING EATS YOU to bring you to the lordvessel aaaAaaa

when his teeth start bothering me I just skip talking to him and jump down the hole myself

i never even talk to him unless i gotta sell something i always just jump down

Fuck I can never seem to dodge Smough's charge attack, and he can kill me with it in one hit once he goes into form 2: electric boogaloo

[QUOTE=elowin;39170512]Fuck I can never seem to dodge Smough's charge attack, and he can kill me with it in one hit once he goes into form 2: electric boogaloo[/QUOTE] Keep a pillar between you and him, it blocks the attack.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;39170563]Keep a pillar between you and him, it blocks the attack.[/QUOTE] I try to, and it works most of the time, but I only have to fuck up once to die and it's terrible. :v:

you only need to roll once to dodge that attack though :\

Still focusing on Dragon Slayer Einstein and Executioner Smug

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;39170645]you only need to roll once to dodge that attack though :\[/QUOTE] how? when I roll from it, half the time he just keeps going and hits me anyway

Like any other fight, timing.

Could anyone with an iPad (or some emulator or something) take screenshots of this? I wanna know if there's any new stuff on Dark Souls 2 in this [url]http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/01/10/check-out-the-massive-dark-souls-2-feature-in-edge-magazines-free-ipad-sampler/[/url]

GFWL down for anyone else? Can't sign in... at all..

[QUOTE=That Ninja;39170936]Could anyone with an iPad (or some emulator or something) take screenshots of this? I wanna know if there's any new stuff on Dark Souls 2 in this [url]http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/01/10/check-out-the-massive-dark-souls-2-feature-in-edge-magazines-free-ipad-sampler/[/url][/QUOTE] Isn't that just the article from before? You realize you can find scans of it? [editline]10th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=KorJax;39170969]GFWL down for anyone else? Can't sign in... at all..[/QUOTE] That happens sometimes, check if the e-mail you're using is working properly.

[QUOTE=MrGreed;39170986]Isn't that just the article from before? You realize you can find scans of it? [/QUOTE] Is it just the article from before? I thought their app was supposed to have extra pictures or videos or some exclusive crap.

I can't take screenshots with F12, is it a known issue or am I doing something wrong?

I am sure this has been asked before but. I have just received the Lordvessel. Upon using it what can I do and no longer do?

[QUOTE=rapmaster;39171233]I am sure this has been asked before but. I have just received the Lordvessel. Upon using it what can I do and no longer do?[/QUOTE] You can still warp after you give it to said npcs, so you lose nothing.

I never understood how the Chosen Undead carries that huge ass cereal bowl around with him once he gets it.

it's a bird bath

why would the armor based enemies in Anor Londo be weak against fire? It does not make a particularly enormous amount of sense to me from a logical standpoint. To me, it would make much more sense for them to be weak against Magic or Dark, since the location in general is very holy looking. This is really not as much of a complaint as it is a lore contemplation.

Yeah, I don't quite get why [B]Dragonslayer[/B] Ornstein is weak to fire. :/

[QUOTE=MrGreed;39171806]Yeah, I don't quite get why [B]Dragonslayer[/B] Ornstein is weak to fire. :/[/QUOTE] You could say that it makes sense from a subtle comedic standpoint, that he fights dragons while being weak to fire. Although any responsible dragonslayer would ensure that he is borderline immune to it.

My DEX/INT character is stuck between the two greatsword bosses.