Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition(360,PS3,PC)v3 - Dark Magic is perfectly balanced - Games

[QUOTE=SwoonPoon;38733490]I just spent ~10 humanity trying to beat Asterix and Obelix. I was helped by a Solaire build. I summoned him twice and the second time, he gave me 10 twinkling shards because we failed the first time. Really swell guy! [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] Beating them was probably the hardest thing since my nipples[/QUOTE] Did you also summon Solaire? Double Sun Action!

Just invaded some guy in Anal Rodeo. He bowed, I bowed, everything's good. Except he just keeps bowing. Over and over. I'd feel dickish to kill him, so I give him the shrug gesture. All of a sudden, he starts summoning a phantom, so I sprint across the map to meet him. He continues bowing while I fight his phantom, who defeated me. Then he gave me the "Well, what is it?". wut

Estolle, it would appear you got dunked.

that is one of the reasons I chuck a sunlight spear at people who bow or whatever else I have on me you put yourself out for attack I'll take it

Woo! I finally got invaded via my gravelord sign, I also had some awesome fights with a couple darkspirits. I died to two spirits of vengeance, while I was focusing one of them I got a crystal soul spear to the back and then a swift stroke from the others katana. Magic hurts.

Anyone else having trouble finding people they invade?

[QUOTE=SwoonPoon;38741374]Anyone else having trouble finding people they invade?[/QUOTE] Usually it only happens when I invade the duke's archives.

[QUOTE=SwoonPoon;38741374]Anyone else having trouble finding people they invade?[/QUOTE] Not really, unless if they get scared and run the fuck out of Anor Londo.

Well, the damage output of katanas is underwhelming as hell, I have to get used to the moveset. Also, I had someone look me in the eye today and tell me that minecraft is better than Dark Souls. PFFHAHAHAHA

[QUOTE=gaminji;38741746]Well, the damage output of katanas is underwhelming as hell, I have to get used to the moveset.[/QUOTE] I love my ninja set with my fire uchigatana +5. Pair it with the shadow set and a parrying dagger and you're already amazing at PvP if you can finish parries and backstabs easily. It also helps me train for parrying and backstabbing since I'm not particularly the best.

[sp]whenever i see somebody wielding any of the katanas i immediately sigh the fight is either a breeze or i am going against a professional pvper[/sp] but the same goes for people wielding scythes

[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;38741901][sp]whenever i see somebody wielding any of the katanas i immediately sigh the fight is either a breeze or i am going against a professional pvper[/sp] but the same goes for people wielding scythes[/QUOTE] I do it for the experimentation on builds, most people seem to have problems keeping up with me on my ninja and take a backstab or a parry in the gut. Others either had a partner or were ganking to the max.

This post has spoilers, we probably all know this stuff though so I'm not gonna do the annoying tags. I'm just thinking about how badass the whole New Londo thing is. A prosperous city of the undead. Kaathe comes in and whispers promises of power and becoming the next dark lords into the ears of the 4 kings. He slowly corrupts them until one day they take their knights, teach them life drain, and tell them to harvest the humanity from the population. The city is burning, people running everywhere, their own knight protectors sucking the humanity and sanity right out of them. Those assigned to protect the seal that keeps the water at bay panic, they make a hasty decision to flood the city and kill everyone. Over time they disband, only Ingward remaining to take responsibility for what they did. You could make a movie out of that alone.

I don't suppose anyone wants to buy this for a poor, non-ass-raped member who can't guarantee that he can even run it well? :v:

[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38742041]I don't suppose anyone wants to buy this for a poor, non-ass-raped member who can't guarantee that he can even run it well? :v:[/QUOTE] Mayhaps. I accept payment in sexual favors and rough diamonds.

The rough diamonds are for going in his butt.

[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38742041]I don't suppose anyone wants to buy this for a poor, non-ass-raped member who can't guarantee that he can even run it well? :v:[/QUOTE] I'll buy it for you if you let me invade you 24/7

[QUOTE=Foogooman;38743466]The rough diamonds are for going in his butt.[/QUOTE] Nah, I'm going to send them to Google until they offer fiber optic service in my area. [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] Alternatively I can pay off African drug lords to force the issue.

I can offer sexual favours and diamonds so rough they are simply rocks. And I'm pretty sure with my friends who play Dark Souls I'm going to be invaded 24/7 anyway :v:

Streaming a bit of Forrest PVP and other stuff. Its my first character and play through so uh I'm really bad and going to die a lot. [url]http://www.twitch.tv/locorollo[/url]

[QUOTE=loco;38744615]Streaming a bit of Forrest PVP and other stuff. Its my first character and play through so uh I'm really bad and going to die a lot. [url]http://www.twitch.tv/locorollo[/url][/QUOTE] The Four Kings are murking you man

Oh shit, my stream will be a bit late tonight. Probably at 8 or 9 PM PST. [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] Starting a new character for this one. Suggestions are welcome, but I have a few ideas if you can't come up with one. 1) Solaire 2) UGUU KAWAII NINJA 3) Tower Knight (mace, steel armor, greatshield) 4) Gwyndolin (Mostly offensive miracles/sorceries) 5) fuck (make up a build as I go along)

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;38745452]Oh shit, my stream will be a bit late tonight. Probably at 8 or 9 PM PST. [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] Starting a new character for this one. Suggestions are welcome, but I have a few ideas if you can't come up with one. 1) Solaire 2) UGUU KAWAII NINJA 3) Tower Knight (mace, steel armor, greatshield) 4) Gwyndolin (Mostly offensive miracles/sorceries) 5) fuck (make up a build as I go along)[/QUOTE] tower knight, i've never seen someone do that build before

Do you guys know of any program to change the threshold of the controll sticks on an xbox controller? Mine is broken or something, I can't run, only walk backwards. It's really bugging me!

OH MY FUCKING GOD DARK SOULS 2

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DARK SOULS 2

Holy crap, Dark Souls 2 was just shown at the VGA's. 47:06 [url]http://www.spike.com/netstorage/events/video-game-awards/live/[/url]

[QUOTE=leet_name;38746587]OH MY FUCKING GOD DARK SOULS 2[/QUOTE] Was there some sort of announcement at the VGA's? [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] Well fuckin ninjad

[img]http://puu.sh/1ynD0[/img] OHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Huh. And here I thought the Spike awards were going to be complete shit... Pretty odd how it's just Dark Souls 2 though. I expected Dragon Souls or something.