"Youre sister quite enjoyed the handling I gave her earlier"
"I am the Vanguard of your destruction." -Our favourite jellyfish
"Look rhinos RHINOS our enemy hide in metal boxes the cowards the fools... we shall take away their metal boxes" Farevus Carron, dawn of war soulstorm
"Me Choosen one. I go where want"
-Fallout 2
"ENEMY *static* INBOUND!"
"ENEMY WHAT?!" *Helicopter flies over head*
"Nevermind..."
BC2 had some great dialogue
"Enkindle this." Blasto the Hanar Spectre
your appointment to fema should be finalized within the week
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;22798954]your appointment to fema should be finalized within the week[/QUOTE]
I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
"You can't run, Denton."
"Every day humans come one step closer to self destruction, I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!" Wesker RE5 (and pretty much any other line of his).
"If water does not flow, it stagnates" (while talking about people) Final boss on Otogi 1.
The rest have already been said.
"Are you sure you pressed the right button?"
"I do not make mistakes of that kind."
"Your hand might have slipped."
"No. I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime."
"The machine would not make a mistake."
"It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange."
"So you think the staff has some kind of plot?"
"Yes, they do it on purpose."
I could quote Deus Ex all day.
"I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR."
[I]Yellow car!!
[/I]But my all time favorite:
Elizabeta: Everyone's a rat, Niko!
Niko: Not me.
"I should go."
In the future, goodbye will be replaced with "I should go.".
[QUOTE=Dierag;22797495]"Whats that smell?"
"Kamarov"
Price and Gaz COD4
"Well even god had to kick some ass sometimes"
Flynn in BC2
"Enemy Spotted"[/QUOTE]
Its
''Well even Buddha had to kick some ass sometimes''
But I suppose yours works.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. AND ALL OF THE CAKE IS GONE."
/caps
*Making out* Faint offset yelling; "[B]DDAAAAMMNIIIIITTTTTTT[/B]" "Spaceman!"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gV3DomvoUs[/media]
Good memories.
Near the end, by the way. :v:
[quote=King of all Cosmos]"This sky is not pretty at all. It's rough and masculine. Possibly sweaty."
"My, Earth really is full of things!"
"We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good."[/quote]
"There has been tremendous pressure to regulate this plasmid business. There have been side effects: blindness, insanity, death. But what use is our ideology if it is not tested? The market does not respond like an infant, shrieking at the first sign of displeasure. The market is patient, and we must be too."
"The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen: I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please!"
"There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Vance. When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor..."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes."
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."
-Headbanger1:W-what is that sound?
-Headbanger2:It's a devil screaming!
-Headbanger3:It's an angel singing!
-Headbanger2:It is the pounding of creation's hammer upon the anvil of* time!
-Headbanger1:It's fucking AWESOME!
[quote]Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
There is a realm of existence, so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I, am beyond your comprehension. I, am Sovereign.
"Reaper?" A label created by the Prothean's, to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant... we simply, are.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution, and existence. Before us, you, are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We, are the end of everything.
Confidence born in ignorance, the cycle cannot be broken. The patten has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilisations rise, evolve, advance and at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished.
The Prothean's were not the first, they did not create the 'Citadel', they did not forge the 'Mass Relays' they merely found them. The legacy of my kind.
Your civilisation is based on the technology of the Mass Relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire.
We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you read this in my voice.[/quote]
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"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
"My vision is augmented."
"Tits!" - Nick
Eddie Riggs: "We'll need a name... I know Ironheade!"
*Headbangers look confused*
Eddie Riggs: "With an E at the end so everyone knows we're serious!"
I am the milkman, My milk is delicious
- Psychonauts
I'm surprised no one mentioned this yet:
[b]"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. For the good of all of us except the one's who are dead. But there's no sense crying over mistake; you just keep trying 'till you run out of cake, and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive...
Go ahead and leave me, I think I'd perfer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help me. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke... Haha... fat chance. Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist; look at me still talking when there's science to do."[/b]
-If you don't this then...
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